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Broadway Showtunes That Probably Shouldn’t Have Dance Remixes, But Do Anyway

1. On My Own 2. Everything’s Coming Up Roses 3. Easy As Life 4. Seasons of Love 5. The Ballad of Sweeney Todd 6. Don’t Cry for Me Argentina 7. Hey Big Spender 8.  Phantom of the Opera 9. One Night in Bangkok 10. Defying Gravity 11. Do-Re-Mi 12. Joseph Megamix 13. And I Am Telling You 14. I Am What I Am

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I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like
  • Me when my kid is crying:Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….
  • Me when my kids are helping me clean:IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
  • Me eating breakfast with my kids:The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…
  • Me playing hide and go seek with my kids:SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!
  • Me waking my kids up in the morning:Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*
  • Me when my kid has a crush:SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  • Me when my kid tries to run away:THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…
  • Me giving my kids advice:If you only follow your heart…
  • Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend:OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS
  • Me when my kids are mad at me:TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
  • Me giving my kids ‘the talk’:Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…
  • Me when my kids start driving:GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE
  • Me when my kids go off to college:Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…