Honestly, if Marlene manages to fix every single plot hole in 7B she is a literal genius, because I cannot for the life of me figure out how to fix this mess of a show, like, I have built/read theories about pretty much every character on the show being -A, and there are still some details that don’t add up, every time. I just. Ugh. I just need to watch those last episodes and finally let my brain rest in peace.
Could do a head canon for the men of Criminal Minds about what item of theirs you would "steal" as in keep because you're their girlfriend? I love your CM stuff so much! Your blog is so awesome! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’ll try my best!! I’m so happy to hear you like the CM stuff! Thank you, darling! <3 xx
Aaron would keep anything you would give him. He’s a bit of a hoarder, for sure, but I think if he actually ‘stole’ any of your stuff, it would probably be your pens. It would be unintentional, but you’d eventually notice you were missing a lot of pens, until finally you discovered all of them were sitting in the multiple cups of pens that littered his desk in the BAU, and he wouldn’t even realize that he’d been taking them until you brought it up.
Spencer would ‘steal’ a scarf from you. In all honestly, it may as well have been his, considering that it was definitely something he’d choose to wear if it were hanging in a store. He wound up picking it up when he’d spent the night at your place, and forgot that he hadn’t brought his own scarf with him the night before. Honest mistake, really, but it just looked so cute on him that you decided he could keep it.
You’d wind up stealing his stuff more than he’d steal yours, I think, but Derek would probably steal your canteen one morning, and it would be all colorful and obviously not his and he wouldn’t even notice he was drinking coffee out of the wrong canteen until he got to work and Penelope pointed it out. He’d find it so funny that when he got home and told you about it, you’d think it was adorable, too, and he’d wind up taking it as his daily coffee-holder because it reminded him of you.
Rossi would keep a picture of you in his wallet, I think. It would be one that you’d given him and that made you look super hot, of course. He’d carry it around with him because whenever a day got rough, he could pull it out and think of you, even if he couldn’t call you because it was too late and you were probably asleep by now or because he didn’t get service in the boondocks where the latest case had brought the BAU out to.
Will LaMontagne Jr.:
I think Will would keep one of your necklaces. One that was probably just a chain, or a rope with your initial on it. Somehow, he could make it work as it fell under his shirt’s collar, closer to his heart than you could be sometimes. He’s definitely a sap, so I think it would mean a lot to him to just feel that against his skin, and be able to think of you.
Gideon would ‘steal’ one of your books, probably. Whichever one you kept trying to get him to read but he honestly hadn’t gotten the time to even look at yet. He would hold onto it for months, all the while promising he’d get to it eventually, letting it trail from state-to-state as he chased down serial killers for the BAU rather than read it. Maybe, he never would read it, because whenever he packed it into his suitcase or overnight bag, it was almost like taking that little reminder of you with him.