mine: shrek 2

Meet the Parents
  • *There is an awkward silence among the crowd as JD prepares to meet Veronica's parents*
  • JD: So....you still think this is a good idea?
  • Veronica: Of course.... Look! Mom and Dad look happy to see us.
  • Veronica's Dad: Who on Earth are they?
  • Veronica's Mom: I think that's our little girl.
  • Veronica's Dad: That's not little! That's a really BIG problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
  • Veronica's Mom: Well, he's no Prince Charming but they do look---
  • JD: Happy now? We came, we saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches!
  • Veronica: They're my parents!
  • JD: Hello! They locked you in a tower!
  • Veronica: Hey! That was for my own---
  • Veronica's Dad: Good! Now here's our chance! Let's go inside and pretend we're not home!
  • Veronica's Mom: Harold! We have to be---
  • JD: Quick! When they're not looking, we can make a run for it!
  • Veronica: JD, stop it! Everything's going to be---
  • Veronica's Dad: A disaster! There is no way---
  • Veronica: You can do this!
  • JD: But I really---
  • Veronica's Dad: Really---
  • Veronica's Mom: Really----
  • Veronica: Don't---
  • Veronica's Dad: Want---
  • JD: To----
  • Veronica's Mom: Be-----
  • JD and Veronica's Dad: Here.....
signs as songs from shrek

aries; bad reputation by joan jett

taurus; i’m a believer by smash mouth

gemini; funkytown by lipps inc

cancer; hallelujah by rufus wainwright

leo; live and let die by paul mccartney & wings

virgo; changes by butterfly boucher & david bowie

libra;  ever fallen in love by pete yorn

scorpio; it is you (i have loved) by dana glover

sagittarius; livin’ la vida loca by antonio banderas & eddie murphy

capricorn; holding out for a hero by jennifer saunders

aquarius; all star by smash mouth

pisces; accidentally in love by counting crows


Cinderella. Here we are. “Lived happily ever after.” Oh, no ogres! Let’s see. Snow White. A handsome prince. Oh, no ogres. Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres! Hansel and Gretel? No! Thumbelina? No! The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman… no, no, no, no, NO! You see, ogres don’t live happily ever after.