mine: scrubs

  • Filch: Door’s broken. This is maybe the fifth time or so it doesn’t open.
  • Harry: Maybe there’s a knut stuck in there.
  • Filch: [suspiciously] Why a knut?
  • Harry: I don’t know.
  • Filch: Did you stick a knut in there?
  • Harry: No! I’m just making small talk...
  • Filch: If I find a knut in there, I’m taking you down.
Friendship Extremes You Encounter

Turk and JD friends: you are in love with them, would follow them anywhere- including Mount Doom a la Sam and Frodo (you’ve discussed it), you sometimes think about the word ‘platonic soulmates’ unironically, you plan out this person’s weddng and how they should be proposed to because they’re worth it & deserve roses and romance and shit. You’re a little worried you’ll never find a significant other you like as much as them.

vs

It’s Always Sunny Friends: would beat each other up in a Denny’s park lot over how to pronounce the word ‘crayon,’ scheming is a regular part of your activities- all of them are bad ones. One of you would yell ‘choke me daddy’ in public to spite the other one, probably can’t live without each other but also ready to stab each other over vore memes or fries. Shit talk each other regularly, but also ready to fight anyone who insults them even a little bit.

Starlight Sugar Scrub

A scrub spell to cleanse and promote feeling lovely.

You Will Need:

🌟 1 part Himalayan Pink Salt
🌟 1 part white sugar
🌟 1 part sea salt
🌟 2-3 tablespoons coconut oil (or other oil of your choice)
🌟 1 drop Lavender or Rose Essential Oil
🌟 Optional: White Body Safe Glitter
🌟 Small container
🌟 Popsicle stick or something else to mix with

Use: Use on your skin to cleanse yourself and to feel beautiful. Gently apply to skin and apply in clockwise motions. Let sit for 5-10 minutes then gently wash off with water.