Props to Roger for dating a girl named April and making this joke possible. Also for that the song he sings about writing a song is better than the song he ends up writing. If Rent and Parks And Recreation had been popular at the same time, this joke would’ve been made a long time ago.
Shoutout to when I was a Big Name Fan(artist) in the Rent fandom.
A social justice blogger with a slight stoner vibe. The kind who can calmly dissect ignorant fuckers with a well-worded and thorough argument.
Also social justice, but the kind who is very impassioned and is occasionally a bit too rude. A few theater posts here and there.
That one blogger who adds legal advice and support to posts about the police and your rights as a citizen just in case you get arrested.
Half fashion blog, half sassy advice blog. Treats her followers like they're her children. Has the most followers.
Grunge aesthetic blogger. Lots of glitter and black and white pictures of naked women. Mostly pictures. Lots of selfies, of herself and of her with Roger.
Tons of gifs and caps of movies. Reviews of movies. Links to places you can illegally watch movies. Most likely to post about his day and to put up pictures of the gang all together.
Reblogs mostly music as well as putting up some of his own original music. Occasionally reblogs some pictures from the others. Most of his followers are there for his snarky and hilarious documentation of stupid things Mark does.
Has been inactive since he married Allison, although he did put up a memorial post when Evita the Akita died.
Rent is crazy man.
Like, Roger sells his guitar and buys a car with the money. Either it was a very nice guitar or a very shitty car and I’m gonna guess it was a a very, VERY shitty car.
But then he manages to drive it from NEW YORK to SANTA FE- that drive takes 29 hours if you don’t stop. AND HOW DID HE KNOW WHERE HE WAS GOING? DID HE GET LOST?
Was that drive really worth getting out of New York because you had a early mid-life crisis? Was it really?
And then he had to drive BACK. Are you serious!?
Look at your life, Roger, look at your choices.
Ok, ok, looking at your life choices maybe driving to Santa Fe wasn’t THE WORST decision of your life, but still. Dude.