back when repo! the genetic opera (aka a trash movie that is a gift to musicals and humanity as a whole) was auditioning actors, paris hilton apparently contacted the producers like “yo i see you need someone to play amber sweet can i audition?”
and they were like “lol no”
(apparently they thought paris hilton playing a rich, spoiled heiress was too much of a stretch???)
but paris hilton, presumably as she sat in her mansion, thought
“fuck that shit. i’m paris hilton.”
and then she showed up for the audition anyway, in a costume she put together herself. and proceeded to kick ass and get the part.
like i said, this whole movie is a gift to humanity
I didn’t bother to make proper transitions or anything, I just really wanted to make a J&H/Repo! The Genetic Opera crossover thing. Of course the character that sings this is not exactly the person I think would suit J&H the most, but it’s something!
Song: 21st Century Cure by the Repo! The Genetic Opera soundtrack
Another reason that the Trump kids are totally the Largo kids from Repo! the Genetic Opera: the entire plot of Repo! is based around people getting literally fucking murdered over their healthcare costs