Well growing up I never knew who I was supposed to be. So I’d spend all my time apologizing for the privilege and the wealth and the opportunities I felt other people deserved more than I did. Well you know what I finally learned? You can’t fight against who you are. And you are Blair Waldorf.
SO YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT. YOU SEE THIS. THIS FUCKING “NAIR HAIR REMOVER”. tHIS IS SOMETHING MY MOTHER KEPT FROM THE 90s. QUICK AND EASY FOUR MINUTE FORMULA, “ROLL ON FUCKING LOTION”. I DECIDED TO TEST IT OUT BC YA KNOW THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN IS THAT I WOULD HAVE APPLIED SOME USELESS FUCKING LOTION. BUT NO. NO. tHIS SHIT WORKS WONDERS. MY LEG HAS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH. I FEEL LIKE A WOOLY MAMMOTH ON ALL PARTS OF MY BODY EXCEPT FOR THIS 10 FOOT RECTANGLE THAT I APPLIED TO MY LEG. i’m FUCKING CRYING. theyneed to make this again.