- Bilbo wasn’t a trained warrior; he can’t realistically fight a single orc and survive.
- In order to compensate for this, the enemies are so incompetent they can’t use a sword like a normal person and have to take seven years to finish a single swing.
- “We stuck ‘im with a Mordor shaft.” This isn’t important. No one cares but Tauriel.
- Fucking Tauriel
- Legolas “Notice Me, Tauriel; I’m an Edgelord” Greenleaf
- CGI_Orc_1 and CGI_Orc_2 Azog the Defiler and That One Guy No One Remembers Bolg
- Honestly, what the hell are “Rhosgebel rabbits?”
- That chase scene in the goblin tunnels that might as well been an amusement park ride
- Paddle-shaped dwarven weapons
- The Rhosgebel rabbits weren’t funny or charming. Go away.
- Smaug taunting Bard, a human he doesn’t know and should be absolutely beneath him
- Tauriel “I’m Better Than Everyone Else and Am Surprised When Everyone’s Annoyed by My Mary-Sue Behavior” Last-Name
- Thorin: Huh, I’m going to follow Azog’s (alleged) corpse along the frozen river and not assume this is a bad idea the moment I do it.
- That romance
- Don’t even act like you don’t know what romance I’m talking about
- Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins
- G A N D A L F
- “What do you mean ‘good morning?’ Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
- That lil’ Frodo cameo
- Bilbo’s nose wiggle
- Any scene involving the Ringwraiths
- Gandalf at Dol Guldur
- The spider scene in Mirkwood
- Bilbo stabbing the shit of that baby spider and scaring the piss out of everyone in the theater.
- M i r k w o o d
- “I have the only right.”
- The entire Gollum scene
- Bilbo’s progression into his obsession of the Ring
- That epic fight between the Ringwraiths and Elrond, Saruman, and Lady Galadriel
- Sauron appearing.
- That one booming white flash when Galadriel blew that orc to smithereens just by waving her hand.
- “It never ceases to amaze me. The courage of Hobbits.”
So here’s finally another scenario! Sorry for taking so long, I wasn’t inspired at all >< Xoxo, Admin A~ (gosh it’s long!)
I kept running. My heart beat really fast and I was almost out of air. But I kept running. The day was cold and foggy so I could feel the cold air in my lungs. It hurt in a nice way. It made me feel alive after everything that happened. I had to run. He was following me and I couldn’t face him anymore.
He knew I loved him. I knew things would change after it.
“Wait Y/N!! Please.. I want to talk with you” Kyungsoo was running after me, he followed me for hours and he wasn’t stopping. “I love you too…”. I stopped. Almost tripped. He said what? Was he joking?
I turned to see him, and there he was, serious as ever. His black eyes were looking deeply into me. He was not joking at all.