mine: louis ck

You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time.
—  Louis C.K.
If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you made, you erase yourself. There’s no point to that.
—  Louis C.K.

Louis C. K. on Magic Mike, Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum.

You ever seen this movie? Magic Mike?
I’ve never seen Magic Mike in its entirety.
I know what the end Magic Mike is.
I am pretty sure that the end of Magic Mike is that I’m gay.
I haven’t become generally attracted to men, just Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum. I’m only gay for the best. I’m top-shelf gay.