mine: jefferson

anonymous asked:

Little Mermaid/Jefferson AU - In the Enchanted Forest, you're a mermaid who saved Jefferson during his time as a thief. He meets you every night at sunset on the shore of the lake. When he tells you how he truly feels, you decide that you want legs so you can be with him. A witch gives you a potion for the transformation and tells you to take it on the beach at sunrise. The transformation feels like your fin is being sliced in half with a hot iron sword. (1 of 2)

(2 of 2) When Jefferson finds you the next morning, passed out, naked, on the shore with legs, he wraps you in his jacket and carries you to his home. He has a lot of questions, but his heart is pounding. He never thought that he would get to hold you like this.

I really really dig this - Gen 

Fluffy Friday™ 

Hamilton as things people in my math tutoring class have said

Hamilton : i may have fucked up but thats just how i roll. 

Eliza : is there a target sign on my heart or something? honestly i feel so walmarted

Angelica : Girls just want to destroy the patriarchy and kill all men. 

Peggy : Sometimes people don’t tag me on instagram and I wonder if I even exist. 

Laurens : once my best friend asked me if i was gay and i kind of just ran away

Hercules : i am hardcore and a badass! *panting as they reach the top of the two steps of stairs*

Lafayette : yeah i speak french. baguette baguette bitch 

Jefferson : bitch I’m fabulous and my weave rock harder then dwayne johnson *wearing orange peels on head*

Madison : today i was going to wear a sweater, yeah. but i didnt. 

Washington : I may not be your father but you damn well better know that I- ooh are those grapes? 

Maria : what boyfriend? *laughs nervously*

Phillip : daddy im dead. pow pow. 

Burr : maybe if i just stare at the paper and not reveal my true intentions- the answer will appear. 

Sad Headcanon

Okay but what if the only reason Philip looks like Laurens and Jefferson looks like Lafayette and Maria looks like Peggy etc etc is because Hamilton misses his old friends who have gone away/died and he sees their faces everywhere

  • Hamilton: Do you ever get the feeling that everybody you've ever met in your life is just the same 4 or 5 people over and over again?
  • Jefferson: Um...
  • Madison: Well...
  • Phillip: ...no?
  • Maria Reynolds: I have no idea...
  • *all rapidly change clothes and hairstyles*
  • Lafayette, Laurens, Mulligan, and Peggy: ...what you're talking about!
  • Hamilton: *blinks rapidly*
  • Hamilton:
  • Lafayette:
  • Laurens:
  • Mulligan:
  • Peggy: *kicks lingerie behind pole*
  • Hamilton: ...yeah me neither.
The Adams Administration
  • Jefferson: Washington can't help you now, no more Mr. Nice President
  • Burr: Adams fires Hamilton, privately calls him creole bastard, in his taunts
  • Jefferson: say what?
  • Burr: Hamilton publi-
  • Jefferson: *grabs mic* hOLD UP
  • Jefferson: LISTEN HERE YOU FAT MOUTH MOTHERF*****, noBODY CALLS HAMILTON A CREOLE BASTARD EXCEPT ME
  • Jefferson: yOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THE POOR F*** NAME A TIME A PLACE, FACE TO FACE, ILL SHOW YOU WHOSE THE SORRY BASTARD HERE
  • Burr:
Hamil-opinions
  • Laurens: Hamil-fun
  • Lafayette: Hamil-won
  • Hercules: Hamil-bruhn
  • Burr: Hamil-outrun
  • Washington: Hamil-son
  • Eliza: Hamil-hun
  • Angelica: Hamil-stun
  • King George: Hamil-none
  • Madison: Hamil-done
  • Jefferson: Hamil-get-your-ass-back-to-the-mother-fucking-ca-ribbeAN