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  • Us: We want the Mayor and the Sheriff together.
  • A&E: Regina and Graham?
  • Us: No, a consensual relationship between the two main characters.
  • A&E: Mayor!Snow and Sheriff!David?
  • Us: No… Okay, give us the ex-thief and the Mayor.
  • A&E: H00d and Regina?
  • Us: *facepalm* the blonde and the dark haired one.
  • A&E: Emma and H00k?
  • Us: Ew. No.
  • A&E: Mayor! Cruella and James. How about that?
  • Us: … How about the Queen and the ex Dark One?
  • A&E: So, the Queen and Rumple?
  • Us: Not the current one… and ew. The Queen and the Savior.
  • A&E: The Queen and Aladdin?
  • Us: A consensual one… and No.
  • A&E:
  • Us: We want Emma Swan and Regina Mills to be a couple.
  • A&E: Who? I don’t know them… Who are they? What is a couple?