mine: hawkeye


[less of natasha being an emotionally cold, super scary spy and more about her being a secret troll and epic dork please]

clint’s like, i’m hungry

hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth

Tony Stark’s face is my face when puns are in the air.

Idea from this post by actualmenacebuckybarnes. This was fun to do, but I’m kind of craving a proper soft preetzel now.


Make me choose -  julie-barnes asked: Clint Barton from comics or Clint Barton from movie? 

You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor, magic, super-powers, super-strength, shrink-dust, grow-rays. magic. healing factors. i’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the paleolithic era. so when I say this looks “bad”? i promise you it feels worse.


 – katie, i look at you and i think you’re a lot like me. there are - i have these things i have to do. yeah? not want but have. y'know? i can do them alone but i bet that whatever it is that’s in me is maybe in you and… i don’t want you to get hurt.


Let them all come, Clint. Let every last one of those tracksuit-wearing sub-verbal bullying murderous scumbags come at us. Because you and me? Together? Together, Clint, I think you and me are the person we both wish we could be. And I know that person… I know that person is worth something. I know that person can… can pretty much do anything.