mine: fallout

WELCOME TO THE MONSTER FACTORY

THE FINAL PAM - EPISODE ONE

i do this. this is final pam. you remember how your backyard barbeque go, the smiths. pretty good it doesn’t seem. ha ha. i tell little joke. next time, you invite pam.

Me and Romance Games

Skyrim: Goes for sweet thief boy, ends up getting crush on angsty wolf bro that dies from being CRUSHED. Ends up mean dragon lady who kills indiscriminately and becomes ANGSTY VAMP.

Dragon Age Origins: Goes for sexy naughty elf man, ends up with sweet prince boy. Who apparently gets VERY sad.

Dragon Age 2: Hopes for UN romanceable charming dwarf, ends up with angsty rude glow elf boy who does NOT APPROVE!!

Dragon age 3: Goes for sweet pretty boy ex-templar, changes to angsty stupid Eggman, ends up lonely eggless AND armless elf lady.

Mass Effect 2: Considers sad killer fish boy, Then goes for snarky birdy boy! Still CRIES Over NINJA FISH BOY

Mass Effect 3: ANGELIC SPICY BIRD BOY! and TragiC SPACE DEATH!

Fallout 4: Goes for whiny bad teeth sniper boy, Ends up falling in love with un romanceable NOIR ROBOT Valentine and cries on my subjectively creepy robot son.

Mass Effect Andromeda: Goes for primary color space kitty, ends up learning my lesson??? 

Fallout Endings
  • <p> <b>New Vegas:</b> A slideshow dramatically telling the player the effects of the Courier's actions on all communities and people in the Mojave. Companions reach different conclusions based on the outcome of their personal quests. All endings result in at least one group/person suffering. The player is held accountable for their actions<p/><b>Fallout 4:</b> Which group stands next to you while watching an explosion<p/></p>