mine: dramione

  • Hermione: [groaning] How can you drink like this? I feel like I've been hungover for three months.
  • Draco: [shrugs]
  • Pansy: It's actually been four months this Friday.
  • Hermione: How!? How do you do it?
  • Draco: Something about being pureblood I think. We can hold our liquor to the point of alcohol poisoning.
  • Blaise: Its in our DNA. It's like our forefathers knew we would have to drown our sorrows on a regular basis.
  • Hermione: Or... and this is just a thought... you're all alcoholics.
  • Pansy: Nah.... that can't be it.
  • Blaise: Must just be Slytherins.
  • Draco: and if you're going to be hanging out with us you best get used to it Granger.
  • Hermione: Or I could break up with you.
  • Draco: [offended] Or You could not!!
The fact that you're not your House stereotype doesn't mean the Sorting Hat was wrong.

A Gryffindor can be afraid of bugs, have anxiety, appreciate the small and pretty things, be introverted, enjoy lazy afternoons, choose not to fight if they find it smarter.

A Slytherin can be self-conscious, rely on others, love the sunrise, like cheesy pop music, be afraid in the dark, like scented candles, hate snakes, be pacifist and shy.

A Ravenclaw can prefer company to solitude, party loudly, forget about homework now and then, excell at Quiddich, have a learning disability, be a hot mess.

A Hufflepuff can be selfish sometimes, be more rational than expected, enjoy books, be extremely brave, like high heels, have a bright mind, have a bad day.

The fact that you’re not your House stereotype doesn’t mean the Sorting Hat was wrong!

@malfoyneegrangernet // February Challenge // Favorite Tropes: MATCHMAKER PANSY

  • Pansy Parkinson is no fool
  • She realizes Draco has feelings for Hermione at the first charity ball after the war
  • He spent the entire evening drooling after her and her hideous cream coloured dress
  • Who even wears such dreadful colour?
  • And it must be serious too because he only rolled his eyes five times when she was babbling about elves rights.
  • But Pansy knew Draco had been miserable for far too long
  • So she took it upon herself to help him get a date with Granger
  • Because there was no way in hell he was ready to admit his feelings
  • She starts going to the Ministry of all places and somehow befriends Hermione
  • Fashion choices and general nerdiness aside, she wasn’t so bad
  • Hermione travels a lot for work and Pansy starts to tag along just because she can
  • They both love languages and Pansy is great at charming snotty international wizards
  • All in all, they make a great team
  • Pansy almost forgot why she had done this in the first place
  • That is, until Hermione has a meeting with Draco’s department
  • The sexual tension between them could be cut with a severing charm
  • But by the looks of it Hermione wasn’t ready to admit a thing either
  • Pansy tries to get them together every chance she gets and eventually they fell in love
  • That’s what they say when people ask them anyway
  • In reality she locked them up in an empty office for 24 hours
  • And tomorrow night at their wedding she plans to say exactly that during her toast
  • Because Pansy Parkinson is no fool
  • Me: Oh, yeah, I'm just a casual fan
  • Also Me: I've read this series in three different languages because I know the plot so well I can read the paragraph, only know four words, and still know exactly what is happening.