mine: dracoxharry

harry and draco would insult the fuck out of each other yet be so fucking protective of each other like don’t even fight me on this, they would have domestic quarrels every day over the stupidest things like pumpkin juice, but when one of them gets hurt, the other would do ANYTHING to make sure they’re okay, like camping out in the hospital wing and hexing the shit out of whoever was responsible

PUNNY HARRY 2
  • Drarry, stuck in the middle of nowhere:
  • Draco: I knew it. We're lost.
  • Harry: We are not! I told you. I have a photographic memory.
  • Draco:
  • Harry: No need to shutter. I'll just check the map and I'll be done in a flash.
  • Draco:
  • Harry, holds map and realizes they really are lost: I'm an idiot.
  • Draco: I can picture that.
  • Harry:
  • Draco:
  • Harry: Did you just?
Family Dinner
  • Draco: I just dont see what makes it so special.
  • Harry: The sentiment, Malfoy. I told you this already.
  • Draco: I don't see what sentiment has to do with dinner. You follow the recipe and you eat the food!
  • Harry: Family dinners gives everyone time to talk and enjoy each other and enjoy good food.
  • Draco: Okay.
  • Harry: Okay?
  • Draco: Yep.
  • Harry: Good, I'm glad you understand. Now we can-
  • Draco: All I understand is that you're trying to force me into eating <i> 'family dinner' </i> with the Weasleys. And obviously enough, I'm going to have to pass.
  • Harry: Dra-
  • Draco: Pass
  • Harry: Molly wants to make you a sweater.
  • Draco: *terrified* Hard pass!
  • Harry: I already told her you were coming.
  • Draco: Oh great, now you're "The-Boy-Who-Lied". I'm not going.
  • Harry: Please?
  • Draco: No.
  • Harry: Please?
  • Draco: No.
  • Harry: Ple-
  • Draco: There is no way you're getting me to go to family dinner with the Weasleys.
  • Harry: No sex for a week otherwise.
  • <b>LATER</b>
  • Molly: We're glad you could both make it, Harry. Nice to see you decided to come along, Draco.
  • Draco: It's my pleasure.
  • Harry: *grins* He was almost as excited as I was. He might even join me again next week.
please send muggle drarry my way

i just want a drarry muggle YouTuber au where they start off hating each others channels but then they’re forced to do a collab and realize that the other isn’t as bad as they originally thought and they become good friends until one of them starts crushing and i just want a slow burn muggle fic. heLp mE.

Okay but like Harry and Draco becoming friends later in life because they end up sitting next to each other @ ministry meetings and offhandedly crack sarcastic/snarky jokes and chuckle quietly, trying not to disrupt the meeting. And then they start conspiring to pull pranks together and sometimes sneak off during meetings or charm objects to bounce off some uptight official’s head – just think of all the mischief these two could cause, siriusly.