mine: dead like me

So way before Hannibal Bryan Fuller created this lesser known series called Dead Like Me which I personally believe was his best work. It ran only for two seasons but the script was fantastic and it had a an excellent cast, each character was original by themselves and didn’t have to fight for attention because the lines were delivered so accurately that you’d find it difficult to believe that they weren’t actually like that and the story was also generally adorable.

George, the lead character, dies when a toilet seat flying out of the sky from a rocket or a space station or something hits her, and has to join this league of Grim Reapers who come in human form, who live alongside regular humans. Her job is to pick up souls and send them to hell or heaven. There’s Mandy Patinkin and this adorable actor called Callum Blue, and I still remember the scene where he tried to sneak some cocaine in a condom hidden in his butt at an airport, and it ruptures and slowly leaks into his intestines and the guy is generally sweating buckets and going crazy. I won’t tell you anymore just go see it.

Dead Like Me sentence starters
  • “I excel at not giving a shit.”
  • “Don’t flatter yourself, you’re not that interesting.”
  • “Sir, I’m gonna say this as politely as possible…I will fuck you up.”
  • “I just wanted to save her.”
  • “You can’t save any of them.”
  • “I’ve never seen such violence over such small potatoes.”
  • “I’m gonna kill that fucking baby.”
  • “Who’s been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?”
  • “Now you made me mad! Now we can never be friends!”
  • “You’re a constipator, [name]. You disturb my shit and that’s annoying.”
  • “If Romeo had just masturbated a couple times a week he could have saved both those nice families a whole heap of trouble.”
  • “If I see someone running, I just assume they’re a loser.”
  • “I like knowing that the space between my ears is immeasurable.”
  • “I felt something I had never felt before - a hand on my ass.”
  • “I do not say this phrase lightly in this hallowed place: This is fucking inedible.”
  • “Call me a ‘little thing’ again and I’ll put this fucking dart right between your twinkling eyes.”
  • “Oh [name], this is nothing. You should have seen the tattoos I’ve had to have removed.”
  • “I don’t wanna fit in. I just don’t wanna stand out.”
  • “Human beings are simple, predictable clichés.”
  • “Speakin’ of death, let’s get to work.”
  • “Sometimes off-color language is the best way to convey an idea. As in ‘get the fuck away from my cubicle’.”
  • “I’d bore myself to death if I weren’t already dead.”