Covert intelligence involves a lot of waiting around. Know what it’s like being L? Like sitting in your dentist’s reception area twenty-four hours a day. You read magazines, sip coffee, and every so often, someone tries to kill you.
[On a mission; Bucky is undercover and imprisoned.]
How's it going with Hydra's buried treasure?
Well, it's being guarded by a Soviet agent who's a little older than most people in that graveyard. Steve's busy with this undercover op, so I'm going to have to bring in Clint.
I don't want to argue. You only have a few minutes left, so focus.
[A guard walks by; Natasha puts on new accent.]
I can't stop thinking about you, babe! At times it gets so bad—[to the guard] Am I talking to you, perv? No, I'm not! Keep your nose out of our pillow talk! [to Bucky] You been thinking about me too, babe?