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Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome


Transport between the worlds was possible again, all I needed was a magic bean. Those are not easy to come by. They are if you’ve got something of value to trade. And what was that? Why the Jolly Roger of course. You traded your ship for me? Aye. 

Happy (belated) Valentine’s Day, @shadiestfairyaround! I hope you enjoy your gift as you love the Captain Swan Movie (who doesn’t?!) very much ♥ - Love, your CSSV 

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone THE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder