mine: picspam [2]

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“This is not a test. This is the Citizen Z emergency broadcast system. There’s a flood, a zombie flood. A zunami of biblical proportions. If you’re anywhere in the vicinity of Western Kansas you need to ah… screw it, you need to get the hell out now.”  

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This is agent Leeland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for agent Finn McMissile.
Finn, my cover’s been compromised. Everything’s gone pear-shaped. You won’t believe what I’ve found out here. This is bigger than anything we’ve ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don’t call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful, it’s not safe out here.