“This is not a test. This is the Citizen Z emergency broadcast system. There’s a flood, a zombie flood. A zunami of biblical proportions. If you’re anywhere in the vicinity of Western Kansas you need to ah… screw it, you need to get the hell out now.”
This is agent Leeland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover’s been compromised. Everything’s gone pear-shaped. You won’t believe what I’ve found out here. This is bigger than anything we’ve ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don’t call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful, it’s not safe out here.
Physician: You’re a doctor, yourself? The Doctor: Well sort of, yes. Physician: How do you do. Tell me, where did you qualify, if I may ask? The Doctor: A place called Gallifrey. Physician: Gallifrey. I’ve not heard of it. Perhaps it’s in Ireland. The Doctor: Probably.