I just called to say that I’m sorry for last time.  Oh. Um… It’s okay.  No, but I didn’t mean to get angry with you. It wasn’t your fault at all.  Yeah, but… You were probably worried, so I understand.  Mhm. And it’s not your fault that Even is depressed. He’s bipolar and…
                               Well, it’s not your fault, okay?

anonymous asked:

the best way to say f*** you to simon and his minions is to get Just hold on to #1 - all over the world. Let's do it!!

Exactly!! Let’s stream it, buy it, shazam it and LOVE the song all the way to the top!! 


For Louis. For Jay. And for everyone who loves them.
That is really the ultimate revenge because FUCK.YOU.SIMON 

*muffled steppenwolf playing in the distance*

based on this, which made me squeak so loud i scared my chicken