mine romione

the number one argument i hear being used against romione is ‘they’re not intellectually compatible and hermione wouldn’t be satisfied with ron’s mediocrity’ like ?????????? what books have you read????? where are you getting these ideas?????? why are you dismissing someone’s intelligence just because it’s shown in a different way??????? why are you acting like the only way to be intelligent is academically??????? why?????

like there are so many different ways to be intelligent, just because it’s not shown in an academic sense doesn’t mean it doesn’t count. please stop.

  • Harry: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
  • Draco: You know I'm not really a jewelry person.
  • Harry: You don't have to wear it.
  • Draco: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Height difference

Where the smol always protects the tol

- trying to stand in front of the tol
- threatening to hurt tol if tol does anything to themselves
- making toll sit down so they can give them Proper Bear Hugs
- complaining about tols height but also taking advantage of it and sneaking up on tol because they can’t seem them coming
- leaning and resting on tol even though they complain about it

**bonus points that smol is actually pretty strong and still has the physical advantage

have you ever experienced that feeling where you fall in love with your otp all over again? like everyone loves their otps as they progress slowly and they slowly fall in love with them, but then while reading fanfic or watching fanvids or just sitting around but you’re suddenly hit by how beautiful and amazing your otp is all over again and just how far they’ve come and every reason why you ship them and it just makes you emotional and want to cry in the middle of the room and it’s fucking wonderful

Body contact excuses

- person A hugging everyone so they can get to hug person B
- person A lightly pushing around person B/pinching them
- person A running their hands along Bs wrists/sensitive areas because they know they like it
- person A caring exaggeratedly about the roughness/softness of Bs hands
- person A teaching person B basic self defence
- person A using person B as a pillow all the time (B pretends to hate it but they know they like it)
- person A grabbing things from person B all the time
- person A always making sure their knees/elbows are touching when they sit next to B

Little gestures

- Person A getting really annoyed with their tangled headphones and person B just taking them off them and doing it for them

- Person A watching person B sleep and feeling like there is nothing wrong in the world.
      + Person B knowing that they’re doing this but letting them anyway.

- Person A giving up their seat for person B. 

- Person A playing with person B’s hair when they sense they are anxious to calm them down.

- Them both being alone together and eating dinner but still playing footsie like 12 year olds.

- Person A seeing that person B’s shoelace is undone and instead of telling them, they just do it themselves.

- The way that person A looks at person B when they both get a reference to a private joke.
    + them bursting out laughing and everyone else not knowing what’s going on.

- Person A coming home to dinner made by person B.

- Person A + B stargazing together and talking about their future plans together and what they want to call their children.


Harry had not heard the others coming through the darkness. Bill was wearing a traveling cloak, Fleur a large white apron, from the pocket of which protruded a bottle of what Harry recognized to be Skele-Gro. Hermione was wrapped in a borrowed dressing gown, pale and unsteady on her feet; Ron put an arm around her when she reached him.

How they met

- Person A was standing on a chair/on top of something and when they slipped and fell person B happened to be walking by and caught them
- Person A and Bs dogs really liked each other and in the process got their owners tangled together from their leashes
- Person A was playing [insert sport] at the beach and the ball hit person B, simultaneously spilling their drink on them, so A offered to buy them a new one
- While engaging in a spontaneous group snowball fight (in a public place)
- While both hiding under a table (for whatever reason)
- A and B were on the same rollercoaster and A grabbed B’s hand
- A was B’s waiter who dropped pasta on them
- When the vending machine got stuck and A started hitting it and B helped
- In a haunted house where A bumped into B in the dark, mistook them for a dressed up monster and in the process screamed so loudly they startled B more than they were scared themselves
- At a Christmas party where A was costumed as Rudolph the reindeer and B made fun of them only to find out that they were very hot underneath
- A showed up drunk to an interview and B was their interviewer
- They both missed their bus and ran frantically after it until they realised it was futile