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Dating Archie Andrews Would Include:

  • Wearing his varsity jacket on chilly days.
  • Him serenading you in the pouring rain.
  • Lots of competitive banter and playful teasing.
  • Cheering for him at football games.
  • Helping him work for his dad on the weekends.
  • Steamy make out sessions in the music room.
  • Grabbing a milkshake at Pop’s Chock’lit Shoppe.
  • Laying with him in bed late at night.
  • Pillow talk.
  • Him constantly asking Betty and Veronica for advice.
  • Him always showing up at your doorstep with flowers and chocolates.
  • Adorable nicknames.
  • Rough and passionate car sex.
  • Him checking you out during practice, and you pretending not to notice.
  • Icing his wounds whenever he gets into fights.
  • Him walking you to school every morning. 
  • Body kisses.
  • You being a complete catch, and him not knowing what to say.
  • Hooking up in the most inconvenient places.
  • Getting into trouble with him on a daily basis. 
  • Tummy rubs and tickle fights.
  • His friends absolutely adoring you.

Dating Veronica Lodge Would Include:

  • Faux-Lesbian Kissing™.
  • A surprise bouquet of magnolias waiting for you in the office.
  • Trying out for the cheerleading team together.
  • “As my mom likes to say, ‘There’s no wrong the right cupcake can’t fix.’”
  • Her taking an immediate liking to you.
  • Her helping you pick out outfits for school.
  • Suffering through Cheryl’s unnecessary tirades during assemblies.
  • You and her in your bedroom, dancing around and trying on sexy lingerie.
  • Making Archie and Betty insanely jealous.
  • Hers-and-hers mani-pedis.
  • Intimate picnics in secluded forests with expensive champagne.
  • Pool hopping.
  • Witty remarks and lovey-dovey compliments.
  • Listening to her entertaining anecdotes about New York.
  • Nuzzling noses.
  • Her escorting you to fancy events thrown on by prestigious socialites.
  • Always being her partner during labs and group activities. 
  • Standing up for what you believe in and advocating for equality. 
  • You both giving Cheryl a run for her money.
  • Getting revenge on douchebags who deserve it. 
  • Her using you as a canvas to test out new lipstick colors. 
  • You and her being extremely touchy-feely in public.

Dating Betty Cooper Would Include:

  • Supporting her through anxiety attacks.
  • Taking her out to the movies every Friday night.
  • Jamming out to her old records.
  • Surprising her late in the evening with a basket full of her favorite things.
  • Gushing to Kevin about how beautiful and lovely she is.
  • Gentle, slow-paced kisses. 
  • Always taking artsy photos of her whenever she’s not looking.
  • Playing with each other’s hair mindlessly during class.
  • Bringing her a carton of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream when she’s sick.
  • Stargazing.
  • Laying in her bed under an archway of fairy lights.
  • Coaching her on how to be assertive.
  • Black lace and fishnet tights.
  • Her always picking up after the first ring.
  • You two both wanting to adopt a dog. 
  • Watching the sun rise after a restless sleep.
  • You straightening her cheerleading uniform before every game.
  • Spending hours alone by the river together.
  • Keeping dream journals and picking flowers.
  • Taking spontaneous midnight drives and waking up in a new place each morning.
  • Doodling designs on every inch of her body. 
  • Wearing oversized sweaters and knee-length socks.
  • Crying over delicious peach cobblers and vintage Polaroids.

Dating Jughead Jones Would Include:

  • Editing his posts on the school’s website. 
  • Helping him through writer’s block. 
  • Hanging out with him under the bleachers.
  • Mentally cursing people who are assholes.
  • Being very overprotective of him. 
  • Wearing his beanie on certain occasions. 
  • Dry humor.
  • Playing detective.
  • Rooftop dates.
  • Him being flustered when you prove him wrong. 
  • Him tutoring you after school, even though you don’t need it. 
  • Nervous hand-holding.
  • Him checking up on you every second of every day. 
  • Long, endearing conversations.
  • Lighthouse adventures.
  • Him unable to stop bragging about you. 
  • Obsessing over literature and Star Wars.
  • Him being a stubborn butt during social gatherings, and you having to pull him out of his comfort zone. 
  • Sneaking around the campus after school hours.
  • You distracting him by being so unbearably cute. 
  • Soft touches. 
  • Cleaning up his work space whenever it gets too messy. 
  • Falling asleep with him on his old, worn-down mattress.
  • Forehead kisses.