mine : the newsroom

The Newsroom Sentence Meme ;; Part 1

  • ❝ Well, it helps that you’re drunk most of the time. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, dickless! ❞
  • ❝ I will beat the shit out of you, I don’t care how many protein bars you eat! ❞
  • ❝ It’s time for Don Quixote! ❞
  • ❝ What they lack in experience, they make up for in inexperience. ❞
  • ❝ I have no idea why I’m being mean to you. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t ask for more than that, except rational thought. ❞
  • ❝ I WORK WITH PENS! ❞
  • ❝ Does anyone mind if I start drinking a lot of bourbon right now and a little later, put my fist through his head? ❞
  • ❝ I think the best analogy I can use is Rocky II ❞
  • ❝ Rocky was… Political? ❞
  • ❝ We don’t pretend that certain facts are in dispute to give the appearance of fairness to people who don’t believe them. Balance is irrelevant to me. It has nothing to do with the truth, logic, or reality. ❞
  • ❝ Well, if there’s one thing a man likes it’s a woman who tries to fix him. ❞
  • ❝ Honey are you saying the United States of America is getting out-lawyered? ❞
  • ❝ I’m on a mission to civilize. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a person. A doctor pronounces her dead, not the news. ❞
  • ❝ Feet of fucking steel! ❞
  • ❝ I ever tell you otherwise, you punch me in the face! ❞
  • ❝ You’re gonna be like St. Valentine himself. ❞
  • ❝ You can’t have sex in a bathtub- ❞
  • ❝ I’m just someone who never lived up to his potential. You don’t want to be on the wrong end of me if I ever do. ❞
  • ❝ You thought the Russians invaded Atlanta? ❞
  • ❝ I dodge bullets. Here comes a bullet. Boom! I’m over here. Ping! Here comes another bullet. Boom! I’m over here. ❞
  • ❝ Or, of course, if you’ve been successfully assassinated.❞
  • ❝ You get one joke a day. ❞
  • ❝ You know, if you just want to bake, that’s okay with me. You don’t need to go to WebMD to come up with symptoms. ❞
  • ❝ Okay, not tonight but in days to come, uh, you’ll look back and think this moment was funny. ❞
  • ❝ You haven’t lost your touch for complimenting and insulting someone at the same time. ❞
  • ❝ You’re holding your hand over the candle because you think the trick is not minding. ❞
  • ❝ Keep God out of this and talk more about electricity. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know who told you you’re a bad guy, but somebody did, somebody along the way. Somebody or something convinced you of it because you think you’re a bad guy, and you’re just not. So because you’re a bad guy you try to do things you think a good guy would do. ❞
  • ❝ So you’re willing to end up like the two of us- a strong, beautiful, vital woman and a hollowed-out shell of a man? ❞
  • ❝ The greater fool is someone with the perfect blend of self-delusion and ego to think that he can succeed where others have failed. This whole country was made by greater fools. ❞
  • ❝ They are just pussy-ass, coward-ass, pussified pussies! ❞