mindy*

Autumn: *arrives*

Me: AH, YES, IT IS TIME TO BEGIN MY LIFE ONCE MORE AND WATCH MY TELEVISION SHOWS

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“Honey I don’t need beauty sleep” I live for this shirt

Heya, I was tagged in the selfie tag by the lovely  maedinchina and taeslegs, ty <3. 

I recently (sort of) cut and dyed my hair a coppery red colour, probably excuse my face - I can’t control my expressions I swear I’m pretty

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Signs as Quotes from the Mindy Project
  • Aries:"I want to tell you something but my New Year's resolution was to stop calling people dicks at work."
  • Taurus:"My apartment is the only place that I feel safe right now. I have food. I have alcohol. I have 600 channels. And none of them want to hurt me."
  • Gemini:"Your secret is safe with me. Largely because I don't care, and I'll probably forget."
  • Cancer:"And when your love story ends, all you can do is cry, listen to sad music, and drink wine you bought from a gas station."
  • Leo:"My phone! That has like 8 years of photos in it. All my selfies!"
  • Virgo:"But I'll tell you something that always lasts forever. Herpes."
  • Libra:"I'm not good at saying no, okay? One time I left a flea market with a samurai sword."
  • Scorpio:"My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry."
  • Sagittarius:"I hate it when people say girl crush. No ones going to think you're a lesbian if you just say crush."
  • Capricorn:"I'm sorry. I'm just texting so that we don't have have to make conversation."
  • Aquarius:"We're here to talk chemistry and biology and your-ologly."
  • Pisces:"People seem to have these amazing sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with."
TMP - Season 4 Episodes Info

4x01 While I Was Sleeping|| Written by: Mindy Kaling

4x02 C Is for Coward|| Written by: Matt Warburton

4x03** “[BLANK] Castellano Is My Son|| Written by: Charlie Grandy 

**I redacted the baby’s name for people who don’t want to be spoiled yet.

4x04 The Bitch Is Back|| Written by: Tracey Wigfield 

4x05 Stay At Home MILF|| Written by: Chris Schleicher

List will be updated.

Chris Messina In Negotiations To Join Ben Affleck’s ‘Live By Night’

Chris Messina is in negotiations to play the character of Dion Bartolo in the Dennis Lehane Prohibition-era crime drama Live By Night, which Ben Affleck is starring in, writing and directing. Messina previously starred in Affleck’s critical and commercial smash Argo,on which the Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice star similarly pulled multi-hyphenate duties. 

Live By Night uses some of the characters from Lehane’s sprawling period novel The Given Day and brings them into Prohibition. The focus is Joe Coughlin, the black-sheep son of a police captain who gets involved in escalating levels of organized crime.

Other than Argo, Messina’s credits include David Gordon Green’s Mangelhorn opposite Al Pacino as well as TV series The Mindy Project and The Newsroom. Messina also directed and co-starred in Alex Of Venice. He’s repped by WME and Gendler Kelly.

Affleck is producing Live By Night with Jennifer Todd through Pearl Street, along with Appian Way’s Jennifer Killoran Davisson and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Deadline’s Mike Fleming Jr. previously broke the news that Sienna Miller, Zoe Saldana & Elle Fanning were attached to play roles in the Warner Bros picture.

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I find it extremely impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s “Landslide,” especially the lyric: “I’ve been afraid of changing, because I’ve built my life around you.” I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don’t cry, you should stab them in the heart. You will find a fusebox.
—  Mindy Kaling
nytimes.com
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That Mindy Kaling quote is from this excellent article, which also has a bunch of quotes from former colleagues, friends and guests.