Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
I did. I broke it.
No. No you didn't. GHB?
Don't look at me, look at Dualscar.
What?! I didn't break it!
Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
No, it's not!
If it matters, probably not... Mindfang was the last one to use it.
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Redglare!
Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Condy.
No! Who broke it!?
Condesce, Darkleer's been awfully quiet this whole time.
(Camera pans to the Condesce)
I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
During the ancestor’s time, lowbloods would gather to form villages to help each other out and raise the little ones. This was the closest equivalents to families and neighborhoods. Highbloods tended to leas solitary lives, but some secretly admired the close knit bonds that lowbloods had.
God help me I’m thinking about fucking self-indulgent/sadstuck soulmate aus for canon Homestuck like
Names show up on your arm in the appropriate color when you turn 6 or 13. If you’re a troll, you get five names. You don’t get to know which are which. It fucking sucks.
Terezi had secretly hoped Vriska would be her flushed match, but Vriska had hoped for Tavros because the Summoner and Mindfang were matched, and by the time Terezi and Vriska realized they were some kind of match, they had already gone through Make Her Pay.
When Vriska figures out Terezi is one of her matches, she redoubles her friendly flattering messages trying to get her back, because she’s not sure what quadrant she and Terezi are destined in, but obviously she’s going to collect all her soulmates and figure something out, because that’s her destiny.
Terezi licks her arm on her 6th wriggling day, smells blueberry, and then just fucking buries herself in the scalemate pile and screams in frustration for like a whole day. It’s a whole three nights before she even reads the other names.
Karkat has spent his entire life hoping that his matches are his age or younger, so he can find out about and subsequently silence those fuckers before they get his name on their arms in heretical red and decide to turn him in. He’s dismayed when he knows a few of the names. He’s even more dismayed when one of the names is also in red.
Kanaya is hella freaked out because she has a four letter name on her arm, in an off-spectrum unnatural lavender color, and does that mean she’s an alien fucker? (yes)