mind reblogging

hey guys. i just had to get a new blog because porn blogs kept reblogging my selfies on my original one, @dodieadeux.
I’m also looking for blogs to follow and trying to regain as many followers as possible (i had to move at 1.9k)
so please reblog this if you post: dodie clark, thomas sanders, hayley kiyoko, vesperteen, brendon urie, tyler joseph and josh dun, dan howell and phil lester, fall out boy, lynn gunn, selena gomez, halsey, paramore, conan gray, ben j pierce, connor franta, troye sivan, etc.
mutuals can reblog to spread the word; every reblog is appreciated :)

consider

not erasing trans guys who
•dont have a chiseled jawline/features
•arent skinny
•arent the typical “most acceptable” skinny white androgynous kid with cut features
•arent Conventionally Attractive™
•seriously god this is so annoying and makes many others and myself feel like shit

there’s a really important difference between “I love this villainous evil character because they make the story way more interesting but I recognise that they’re a terrible person who deserves to be dropkicked into the sun” and “I love this villainous evil character and I will defend them with my life they are a precious sinnamon roll here’s 10,000 words of meta about why their behaviour is justified here’s 8000 angsty headcanons about how they’re secretly insecure and probably abused here’s my dubious justification for why they deserve a completely unearned redemption arc even though they’ve shown zero remorse or desire to change at all yes I know they gleefully murdered a bunch of people but if you look really closely at this screenshot you’ll see their dad didn’t give them enough attention as a child so actually they’re the real victim here” 

AAAH YOU GUYS. I LOVE YOU ALL even you, porn bots, because I love this count too much.

I wanted to make a special photo that somehow expressed my thanks, and what better way than to provide as many snake as possible all at once?

Some of my favorite boy things™

When they stretch their arms up and their shirt raises so you can see a bit of their tummy
When you can see their binders under their tank top/shirt/hoodie/whatever
Face stubble
Side burns
When they have long hair they must tie up in order to keep it out of their face while theyre doing something
Boys with long hair in general
When you can see their boxers from under their shorts
When theyre so smol they must stand on their tip toes to kiss you
When theyre so tol they have to bend hella down to kiss you
Long eyelashes
When they have squishy tummies, thighs, arms, etc.
The smell of their cologne
When you’re cold so they give you their hoodie/jacket and you get to steal it
Their messy, soft hair
Their *insert amount of time* on T update
When they roll up their sleeves
How happy and calm they get when you pet their hair
Their soft moans when you make out with them or do other things to them
When they run their fingers through your hair as they kiss you
The dark circles under their eyes
Their freckles
Their grayish blue eyes
When they’re the big spoon
The way you can backpack (be the big spoon even if you’re smaller) them
When their chests are soft and you can use them as a pillow
When they actually know how to fuckin kiss
When they’re really loud and rough sounding most of the time but when talking to you alone have a really soft and calming voice
Their deep voices
Their high pitched voices
Their voices
When as soon as you ask them to stop touching/hitting on you for any reason at all they step off
How warm they are
How cold they are
How handsome they are
How cute they are
How gorgeous they are
How they are
I just
Love boys
So much

(Also yes of course this goes for trans boys, nonbinary boys, cis boys, all boys. If you are any type of boy I love you and this goes for you)