mind is so blown i have no idea

I’m laughing because Gautam was originally supposed to be a sort of dragonsona character, and that got blown out of the water because he got a mind of his own while I was trying to dress him. XD But now I actually have a good idea for a ‘sona, so off to the AH I go~ 



Some people asked because of my TONGUE IN CHEEK POST about it the other night, well!!! all it is, is being consciously aware that you’re dreaming. You can kinda train your brain to do it and it’s fukken awesome ok!  I learned from a bunch of books I got out from the library one summer back in high school and I have kept up all the habits since then until shit got weird but we don’t talk about that

sometimes you get to a point where you can control your dream and force yourself to dream about a certain thing . either way it’s really damn neat to just have conscious awareness while you’re asleep and if nothing else, it’s something fun to do that doesn’t cost anything.

I got into it a few years before Inception came out, if you can believe it. So when that movie came out talking about the same ideas my mind was  blown 

First things first:


This is your ability to actually remember your dreams. Because imagine, even if you end up having a lucid dream,  what’s the point if you completely forget it as soon as you’re awake? Some people think they don’t dream anymore but it isn’t true, everyone dreams. Some people just don’t remember.

So Write down  all your dreams, anything that you can remember as soon as you wake up.

I just text it to myself first thing in the morning and usually they’re super disjointed and barely readable but it’s just enough to have me remember them again. even if you can only remember little snippets, the more you do this the better you can get at remembering.


Dream cues are these little things that make you realize you’re asleep because they differ between reality and your dreams. They’re kind of like triggers that will make you realize you’re dreaming. The idea is to check in on these cues even when you’re awake, so that when it becomes a habit in real life, it will become a habit when you’re asleep.

It’s also a good way to check if you’re actually awake because sometimes dreams are super realistic. I’ve had a lot of dreams where I woke up in my bed, then did the reality check only to figure out I was dreaming.

Different people have different ones but there’s some common ones:

-mirrors: In real life you look like yourself. in a dream you’ll look like a really distorted version of yourself or like a completely different person. I don’t recommend this one because what you see in the mirror might freak you out into just waking up lol

-counting your fingers and seeing more or less than the amount of fingers you have

-electronics that don’t work

-text that changes when you read it, look away and then read it again

-dim lights [i hate light dimmers for this reason eugh]

-loose teeth

My personal ones are the and fingers and the changing text! So in real life, I count my fingers, and read some text, look away and read it again to see if it changes.

If I have more than 5 fingers, I realize I’m asleep and that’s where the lucid part starts.

Personally for me, all of these have served as dream cues, but these two are the ones that i literally check on. Another big one for me is if my teeth are loose, it’s an automatic cue for knowing I’m asleep.


So you made a habit out of checking in on your dream cues and writing down your dreams. Now how do you actually do this thing….

There are some REALLY SPECIFIC METHODS To inducing a lucid dream . Some people practice one method that brings you from wakefulness directly into a dream, with NO LOSS OF CONSCIOUSNESS. I find this a little rarer but it’s definitely happened to me

Others have the method where you fall asleep as usual, end up in a dream, and then your consciousness wakes up while you’re in the dream. This is more common I think.

my sleep science might be off but this is it as I’ve understood it.

so the general method is to go to bed super early. like 9pm. And set your alarm for Stupid O Clock. I am talking some ungodly hour that you will never be up, like 4:30.

Reason being: You will literally never go to sleep and immedeitly start dreaming. You have to have been asleep for a few hours, having gotten a few sleep cycles in. The longer you sleep, the deeper your sleep cycles run and the more restful sleep you’ll have as the night goes on. It’s only in the later sleep cycles that you start to dream.

This is the reason you’re groggy in the morning [you were just in the middle of your deepest sleep cycle] but not groggy at all if you wake up at like 12

So the goal is to wake up right before you’re gonna go into a deep sleep cycle.

Stay awake for a few minutes, go to the bathroom or something, read some stuff on lucid dreaming on your phone… You want to wake up your brain so that your mind is conscious and running even though you’re dead tired.

Now you can go back to sleep, and the conditions are pretty much met for having a lucid dream.

SO GENERALLY NOW, it’s really likely that you’re gonna have a regular dream.

But if you’ve been making a habit out of doing your dream cues/reality checks while you’re awake, at some point you’re gonna do it while you’re asleep.

stuff from the waking world carries over into dreamtown. it’s the same reason you’ll have super realistic dreams about your job or people you know.

IT’S ACTUALLY SUPER COOL When you do your dream-cues and you see different results from real life. Like I’ll count my fingers and realize there’s 6 of them and be like Ohhh shit! I’m asleep! Time to go wild.

Usually I just fly around like a motherfucker but it’s so cool to be your exact same self who is able to think about your family/friends/homework/life/memes except you’re flying


OK SO NOW THAT YOU’RE AWAKE while dreaming, you can  try controlling your dream. This is a bit harder to explain but in my opinion it’s as easy as focusing/dwelling on what you want to do..kind of like repeating a mantra mentally.

Like lets say you’re dreaming and you come across a house. As you’re walking towards it, tell yourself “Captain Kirk is in this house and we’re gonna have the time of our damn life.” TELL YOURSELF WITH CONVICTION! BELIEVE IT! CAPTAIN KIRK IS IN THE HOUSE! OVER AND OVER!

also try practising controlling on little things first. Like point to the sky and say “brighter” or “more purple” or “bluer” or think “I want it to be night time instead" and it SHOULD change.


There’s 2 tricks I know of that will keep you in a dream for longer when you feel like you’re about to wake up and you don’t want to.

One is spinning: If you feel yourself waking up, try spinning around on the spot till you’re dizzy. Things will blur around you and then they will clear up and get super sharp! Especially spinning while crouching. I have no idea why this works, but it does and others have said the same thing.

The other is, when you feel like things are getting blurry, focus on ONE spot in the dream. I usually crouch and like, stare at the details and texture of the road really really close up. For some reason, pinpointing your focus on one little thing will refocus the dream.



Honestly the more you read about lucid dreaming, the more likely you are to have one for yourself..Even by reading this you’re more likely to have one. It’s weird, but it works. When I would regularly read books on the topic they’d say the same thing and it was true. It’s kind of like, the fact that you’re aware that it can happen makes it likely to happen..

SO YEAH, before you go to sleep or when you wake up at 4 in the morning, google it, see what others have to say. Get your brain in gear for it. there’s lots of posts online that will probably talk about the same stuff that I have here but this is my legit personal experience with it and stuff over the years.


Demon Politics 101

Last week, I was at the library, and did 5 hours worth of research on Japanese folklore and youkai, because writing. Fast forward to today. First day of class, you’d think I’d be too busy to write fanfiction? Guess what I fucking did. Here’s a snippet of ANOTHER WIP, strike me down.

(Yamato is a Kodama, basically like a dryad. He’s a spirit that inhabits a tree. Sakura is an empath getting a crash course on conflicts. General warning for tree puns and excessive worldbuilding.)

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Title: Just the Three of Us (Part 13.)

CHAPTER TITLE: Just A Bit of Stress Relief

Part 1. - Part 2.  - Part 3. - Part 4. - Part 5. - Part 6. - Part 7. - Part 8. - Part 9. - Part 10. - Part 11. - Part 12.

Character(s): Negan x Reader x Simon (post-apocalypse)
Negan, Simon and the Reader decide to stay at the safe house until morning.
Word Count: 3,124
Warning: SMUT!!!
Author’s Note: Things will be picking up soon! Enjoy! 

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You were lying down on the couch, trying to recover from the intense orgasm you just experienced. You didn’t expect things to go wrong when things seemed to be going right. You felt responsible for leaving the Sanctuary with the two most capable men.

There was no way for the three of you all to make it to the Sanctuary at this time of night. If a group was capable of attacking an outpost filled with thirty of Negan’s men, they wouldn’t hesitate to attack the three of you.

“Fuck. We’ll be back tomorrow morning, D. Keep an eye out and keep me updated,” Negan said, setting the walkie-talkie down onto the small coffee table.

Both men looked stressed out. Just ten minutes ago, they were both high on pleasure and now, they were going to have to deal with a potential threat.

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anonymous asked:

So can you do headcanons for jealous Peter. Like MJ's had a crush on Peter forever, but they're just friends and she's accepted that. She isn't going to pine over Peter Parker. It's time to put this crush down and the new guy is ok and into her. So she should definitely just say yes the next time he asks her out. Peter is just mind blown when MJ can't hang out cuz she has a date. MJ doesn't date.

*hyperventilates* I am SO ready for jealous!Peter Parker. like, you have no idea. buckle in kids. this headcanon is happening RIGHT NOW. (ps. i might write a part 2 of this….i’m not sure…lemme know what you want, folks.) 

*update: [part 2]

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RFA Boys When MC Tells Them She’s Pregnant


  • He’s online playing LOLOL after a long day at his clinic
  • He doesn’t really have a chance to do this often
  • VVV excited to talk to his guildmates after a long time
  • MC taps him on the shoulder
  • “I need to tell you something”
  • Looks kinda nervous
  • She doesn’t know how he’s gonna react
  • He doesn’t take his eyes off the screen and tells her to go ahead
  • “It’s really important”
  • Good Husband™ Mode activates and he tells his guildmates to cover for him
  • Forgets to mute his mic
  • When he hears he’s so happy!!!!
  • like extremely!!!!
  • His guildmates hear too
  • and you can hear them cheering for him through his headphones
  • “Way to go Yoosung!” “You did good, bro!”
  • And some innuendos you chose to ignore
  • Such a happy guy tbh
  • Gonna be such a great father
  • He likes to cook meals for you now
  • Also, likes to hug you from behind and rest his hands on your baby bump when you start to show
  • in love with hugging you from behind when you sleep too
  • he’s just so enamoured with you and everything that you are now
  • because you’re! The! Mother! Of! His! Child!
  • His mind is just blown by this concept
  • And he just loves that idea and everything that it is
  • you’ve made something great
  • Kisses you and the baby, even before you start to show, goodnight every night


  • Honestly, he’s not all that surprised
  • Knew exactly what he was getting himself into ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Wants to get MC the best care
  • Insists that you gets the 10/10 of all prenatal vitamins
  • Even though you can eat certain foods in moderation, like fish and caffeine
  • NO
  • “But, babe, I can have a little bit! C’mon I love sushi…”
  • “Nope.”
  • Nothing to risk the wellbeing of his child
  • Puts a picture of the ultrasound on his desk so no one hits on him bc that’s a bother
  • Constantly updates it every time MC gets another one
  • You better bet the maternity pics are 10/10
  • And don’t forget Elizabeth the 3rd
  • becomes vvv attached to MC’s bump and sits with her 95% of the time
  • Jumin has lunch with MC whenever possible
  • Always asking how you’re doing and if you so much as complains about something he gets it fixed
  • Feet hurt?
  • Shoes with memory foam insoles and stay in bed
  • Head hurts?
  • Requests tea(caffeine free ofc) and also rest
  • And also bet that MC is looking 100 all the time with her maternity clothes
  • He’s also 100000% more affectionate with you even though he surely never lacked affection before??? because you’ve MADE A PERSON
  • and he thinks that’s amazing
  • Stays home as much as possible during the last month bc he doesn’t want to miss the baby’s birth POOR JAEHEE


  • SO!! HAPPY!!
  • Announces it to the fans after the first trimester has passed bc he wants to make sure nothing unexpected happens and after MC starts to show
  • They ship it so hard
  • I mean they’re married
  • but cutest married celeb couple ever tbh
  • He has a thing for MC’s stomach now
  • Once she starts to show he loves to rest his hand on it passively
  • Doesn’t even notice
  • But you secretly love it
  • You notice he becomes a LOT more protective of you
  • “Babe, be careful”
  • “Please don’t fall~”
  • Does all the heavy lifting
  • Likes to read aloud too
  • Mostly his scripts
  • Loves to sing to the baby from the day he finds out too, even though it can’t hear until week 18 I did hella research for this guys appreciate it
  • Sometimes MC complains about how she looks
  • Not on his watch
  • Thinks she looks 10000000% gorgeous
  • And makes sure she knows
  • “You know, they say a woman looks more beautiful after she’s been loved” OH MY GOD KRYS STOP BEING SUCH ANIME TRASH
  • That was a “Say I Love You” quote, btw
  • Their kid is gorgeous of course I mean You’re gorgeous
  • He’s gorgeous
  • Kid is gorgeous
  • Simple math
  • Also likes to kiss the baby bump
  • “The baby can feel my love, MC, okay?”


  • Tbh, he’s a little scared
  • Scratch that, a lot scared
  • Don’t get me wrong, he’s ecstatic
  • but also scared
  • He didn’t grow up in a good home
  • And he doesn’t want to be that kind of parent
  • “What if I’m not a good father??”
  • “What if I mess up?”
  • “What If I drop it? Oh my god, MC WHAT IF I DROP IT??”
  • You just laugh, kiss him and assure him that he’ll be great
  • “You’re not like your parents, you’re so much better, and, hey, you have me to keep you on track.”
  • 10/10 needed to hear that
  • Nags you to eat more and aLWAYS ON TIME
  • “the baby needs more food than that”
  • “It’s only a month, Saeyoung! It doesn’t even have a stomach yet!”
  • He can’t wait tbh
  • He wants to take the best care of them because he wants to be everything to his child that his parents weren’t
  • Loves you SO! MUCH! More than he did before, even though that’s probably not even physically possible
  • Because hello??? His child is inside you?? You’re the mother of his child???
  • He protects you so much and makes sure you’re always safe totally nOT with a tracker on your sweater
  • Does SO MUCH research to make sure he never makes a mistake
  • Even though of course he’s going to
  • Everyone does???
  • And online shopping
  • Just like the robotic cat
  • Wants to teach it to code
  • He wants it to look more like you
  • “there can only be one person who looks like me in this world, and that’s me”
  • “Saeyoung you’re a twin”


What if

Guys what if Keith was having a sword fight with Zarkon, then Zarkon doesn’t hit him but he yells in pain anyway and Zarkon is all like “Uhhh, what?” And Keith says Period Cramps and then he realises he accidentally just came out to Zarkon as trans.

However Zarkon has no idea what gender is (i read an awesome headcannon that the galran have no idea what gender is) so they just pause their fight and Keith educates Zarkon on gender and how to biologically tell a male from a female and then about trans people.

Zarkon feels enlightened after that and kinda just forgets about the fight because his mind just got blown.
Red comes to get Keith.

anonymous asked:

Hiya! I was wondering if I could request HC's to RFA reacting to MC messaging them a picture of Saeran tied up after he tried to break into the apartment. And it turning out that MC is a really good fighter so the second Saeran stepped into the apartment she just flipped him the fuck over and knocked his ass out, but now she's like "what do I do now?? Please help me???" Sorry if this request is strange, I just love the idea of MC being able to protect herself and surprising the RFA. Thanks!


Thank you for your request! I’m sorry if it’s not that great lol


  • Oh hiya Mc!
  • You tell him someone broke into the apartment
  • ???!!!
  • And then you send the picture
  • ????!!!!
  • OH MY GOD??!!!
  • This boy is mind BLOWN AND AMAZED AT MC
  • Honestly he’s at a loss of words
  • HOW??
  • So much respect to Mc
  • He would have wanted to protect you but honestly you would protect him
  • He admires you greatly
  • He suggests you quickly get out of the apartment to somewhere safe!!
  • He would say call the police but maybe Seven will want to deal with this
  • All he cares is that you get away and are safe


  • Hi princess!
  • ????!!!
  • He was about to log off to head your way when you sent in the picture
  • The guy… was tied up??
  • O_O
  • What a creep! But he looks quite strong and dangerous
  • Mc you knocked him out??
  • He’s so impressed and proud of his girl, wow, just wow.
  • Falls in love with you even more tbh like, you’re amazing?
  • Like you’re kind and such a sweetheart but can kick ass and protect yourself if needed?
  • Just wow
  • He insists you get out of the apartment before he gets up and leave it with the others to deal with
  • He’ll come get you and see if you’re okay
  • Probably would high five you 
  • but would probably fuss over you and kind of fanboy at how badass you are


  • Omg
  • OMG
  • Mc are you okay??
  • Can’t believe someone broke in and tried to kidnap you!
  • and then you send the picture
  • Yes! Good work Mc! That’s my girlfri- girl, friend! 
  • Wow you did him in good
  • amazed at your fighting skills, she didnt know you could fight?
  • Suggests you do judo together sometime
  • obviously tells Mr Han about the situation and he sends driver kim over to bring you to the C&R building so that she can be safe and have them looking after her, and he calls V and Seven, taking care of the situation
  • She gets you coffee and sees if you’re okay
  • says she was so worried but so impressed!
  • want you to show her some of your moves as well
  • Offers you to stay with her since two bad bitches are better than one right?


  • Let’s be honest you would have been in his penthouse when this happened anyway.
  • Unknown probably would have known or just would of broke into an empty apartment
  • ‘Shit!’
  • okay but like if Mc were still at the apartment
  • Jumin came in to see how you were doing
  • and you tell him immediately someone broke into your apartment 
  • while you both are chatting he immediately goes to assistant Kang himself and tells her to tell driver kim to go somewhere to pick Mc up and he’s sending body guards too
  • he tells Mc don’t worry he’ll protect her, and expresses his anger at Seven and V for having her in such a dangerous place.
  • but then she sends in the picture of Saeran tied up and he just, almost drops his phone
  • this man is dumbfounded
  • the dude was expertly tied up and looked like he got his ass handed to him
  • but he looked dangerous too
  • Mc, did you… do this?
  • He’s honestly proud, amazed and impressed. But also deathly worried because it could of seriously have gone wrong.
  • he didn’t know mc was so tough
  • he tells her to leave the apartment and go to driver kim, he calls v and but is ready to honestly have this man in custody immediately, but v has seven take care of it
  • honestly the minute you arrive at the C&R building he is right there to meet you, he’s so worried and asking you if you’re alright and if you need all sorts of things.


  • Was shocked and couldn’t believe someone broke into your apartment, through a bullet proof window on the top floor! WTF
  • He thought he would be able to protect you by just watching the hallway and with the security system
  • Glad the alarm didn’t go off to set the bomb off though
  • But one thing he really didn’t expect is that you kicked the intruder’s ass?? On your own??
  • WOW!
  • Mc can really take care of herself! Even with dangerous people! That made him relieved at least, he always worried about her getting hurt especially with that kind nature of hers
  • Impressed af and amazed
  • Feels really bad though that this happened and that he couldn’t protect her
  • It was such a close one


  • ???
  • Someone broke into her apartment??
  • Oh no this is bad
  • He feels quilty
  • He didn’t think they would actually manage to break in the apartment, but he knew that they planned something along those lines
  • Wait, she what? She overpowered the attacker and tied him up?
  • Relieved
  • He’s impressed and surprised but happy she managed to protect herself

i almost forgot to upload this aaaah

One of our amazing community members, @adorkwithhats created us this awesome banner to remind everyone when pages will return and to officially close out the release summer!

So, this is me, officially closing it out.

I have said it a hundred times before, but I’ll say it again. You all have utterly blown my mind with your response to this comic over this summer. For the new followers who may not know, this idea first sparked in May of 2016, and I spent the next 12 months obsessively and secretly developing the story into what it is today. Over all, the main story arch has undergone three or four major overhauls, and the bits and pieces in between have been rewritten, reworked, and resurrected countless times. This comic was constantly consuming at least 20% of my brain power over that year, and absolutely no one else knew it existed. It’s only after I got my trackpad in the fall of last year did I realize that this comic was actually going to become a thing, a dream I have had since childhood.

Pages started May of 2017, and when the follows and notes start coming in, I was totally unprepared for the realization that I was finally sharing this story with the world, and they loved it. I met Mod very early in the summer, and she and I are still inseparable today. In fact, I don’t think it was until halfway through the summer, after receiving some phenomenal fanart, befriending a lot of you, and getting my first glimpse at how big the community had gotten, that the full gravity of everything that was happening really hit me, and I really began to wrap my head around the fact that this story is out there, and people loved it almost as much as I did. I say “began to,” because I am still constantly and consistently blown away with the response to these pages, and it’s incredibly moving and inspiring. Every single one of you, whether you are among the first followers, one of the newest, or joined somewhere in the middle, have been a huge source of motivation and inspiration to me, so I thank you. I thank you for helping my dream start to become a reality; I thank you for introducing yourselves to me and becoming my friends; I thank you for bringing Mod and I together, and for giving me endless opportunities to step outside my own comfort zone, to build relationships, strengthen my art skills, and develop this spectacular and amazing family of almost 500, just in 5 short months.

Mod and I are not going anywhere. We have tons of fun stuff to help us all survive page hiatus, and lots of exciting plans for the community for the future. Until then, just know that we love you all, we appreciate you all, and you all make the stress, hard-work, and long work days that this comic required completely and totally worth it.

With love and best wishes, officially ending summer uploads, and looking forward to exciting new plans for the future,

- Administrator and Moderator

Happier (Inuchiyo)

Word count: 200 words

He had always found her beautiful.

But today, she was absolutely breathtaking.

Her hair fell perfectly on her shoulders, her skin flawless and smooth, her lips painted with just enough rouge to compliment her smile, and her eyes just seemed to radiate the joy she felt for this moment. 

Inuchiyo could not believe this woman was about to become his wife. Never in his wildest dreams did he think this day would come. But it did, and everything was perfect. He couldn’t be happier. 

Within the audience, a teary-eyed Katsuie could not help himself. “My boy, my boy! He’s finally getting married! Oh, how time flies!” he exclaimed. “Sssh, you’ll ruin the moment!” Hideyoshi nudged the old man with his elbow. 

After Katsuie had quieted down, Hideyoshi heard a faint sniffling beside him. “Hey, you okay?” he asked, offering a kerchief. 

She opened her mouth to speak, but closed it immediately as she gathered her thoughts. 

She had known Inuchiyo for almost her entire life, and loved him with all her heart. And today, she will have to learn to accept that he was no longer hers. Because deep in her heart, she knew. 

She knew he was happier. ▪

A/N: Hnnnng okay this was a thousand times better in my head. If anyone wishes to make a full-blown fanfic out of this idea, please feel free to do so!!! I want Inuchiyo to be happy, even if that happiness doesn’t include MC.

EDIT: I haven’t read Inuchiyo’s MS yet, so I didn’t really have anyone in mind for the wife. It just breaks my heart seeing his unrequited love for MC in almost every other route/story. ; u ; So I figured, you know what, maybe you deserve to be happy with someone other than MC ha haaa. X’D


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Okay I have no idea how I got 1K, like holy shit my mind is blown, but my whole life has waited for this moment LOL. Idek how to express how happy I am😭 It makes me so happy to know that 1,000 people like my blog enough to follow it! You guys all mean so much to me. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. YOU. When I reached 10 followers back in July, I thought it was the greatest day of my life😂 WELL LOOK HOW FAR WE’VE COME! I say “we” because we’re basically a huge family haha this entire fandom means the world to me, and so does every single blog!

THANK YOU TO SO MANY PEOPLE I CANNOT TAG EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. BUT I CAN TAG A LOT! (Also I’m sorry for being that annoying person who goes crazy with thank you’s I promise it’s just this one time! I’m just very excited ahhhh and I feel the need to thank a lot of people!)

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According to Plan

3. “I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could’ve went wrong, went wrong.”

Baekhyun licks his dry lips as he nervously double-checks all the preparations.

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freaky-zombie-chick  asked:

Hey recently I sent you some coffee money. My bank statement says it sent, but I want to make sure you received it. I like to double check is all. And i hope you have a greart day, week, month, season, year, and forever!~♡

I hadn’t checked my page in forever because I didn’t think anyone still realized I had a ko-fi.  But, I just checked it, and–


I– I’m barely coherent right now.  I’m just writhing and making incomprehensible noises.    Thank you so, so much for that! <333  You have no idea how blown away I am, or how badly I want to hug you.  If you ever have anything special in mind with Axe or any of the other skeles, lemme know, and it’s yours.

For now, lemme give you this: 

Axe glanced down at the steaming cup in his hand, and then to the cup clasped in his brother’s.  Surprise was evident in his dilated eyelight; it wasn’t every day that he and his brother received a gift.

Just as it wasn’t every day that a zombie showed up on his doorstep, either.

He had gotten to know her during the gatherings that the others had thrown, ones he tentatively attended for his brother’s sake of socialization.  She hadn’t been perturbed by the knowledge of his diet or the fact that he was a touch psychotic–just as he didn’t care about her nature, since it wasn’t like she was the rotting kind of zombie from the movies. 

It probably helped that she and he had the same tastes.

“SANS!  DON’T BE RUDE AND JUST STAND THERE STARING!  THE HUMAN HAS BROUGHT US CAFFEINE!  THANK HER!”  Papyrus insisted, his free hand planted on his hip.

“uh, yeah.  thanks,” he managed, still staring.

She smiled.  “I was just thinking about you guys.  I know we never got around to going out to get coffee, so I brought it to you.”

Slowly, Axe relaxes and grins.  “heh.  that means a latte.”  


Axe’s smile tightened at the mention of the others, but once he lifted the cup to his mouth and took a sip, he couldn’t help but relax.  This was nice–thoughtful.  He could tell it was tinged with magic, the kind of sustenance that would not only keep their minds alert longer, as Paps desired, but fuel their energy.  

Essentially, she had brought them food.

And that… that meant the world to him.  Especially the fact that she had thought of his brother as well.

“welp, come in and let’s have that coffee date.”

Axe smirks, stepping aside to allow her entry.  As she moves inside, he slides his phalanges up her back and leans in, his teeth right against her ear.  He smells of axe body spray and rich coffee now.  

“i’ve got the perfect cozy spot picked out– in my room.”

anonymous asked:

How about headcanons for MC and the guys' weddings? What will be her wedding dress and what type of wedding will they have? Probably honeymoon spots too if you have time ^^

OKAY FIRST(and yeah it’s taken me a while to write this tonight)! This is the Headcanon request that’s been hanging out in my inbox the longest.  I had to do some research on it as I kind of stopped keeping up with the latest trends in wedding dresses the past five years.  

Originally posted by sailorcandy

There is a weird personal history with me and wedding planning but moving on!

Please note that in all my headcanons regarding MCs wedding Simon will not settle for less than maid-of-honour.  

I apologize as these don’t seem to end up being too long. 

(All these wedding dress photos were found here: allure bridals)

Sherlock Holmes

Dress: This dress was chosen for it’s elegance, the (if I recall) A-line shape of the skirt, and the gorgeous heart shape with the modesty lace at the top. 

Wedding:  Nothing big, but John as the best man would be freaking out trying to find Sherlock, thinking he had forgotten and wondered off.  They would be surprised to find that Sherlock had gone ahead to the site for the ceremony long time before hand because he was nervous he’d get distracted.  

Honeymoon: Their honeymoon would most likely be spent at 221B with John being the one to leave for a while, wishing MC the best of luck during that time.  Mikah would go stay at a friend’s house.

John Watson

Dress: It’s a simple dress with a nice touch of romanticism.  The soft petal like layering in the skirt with the gorgeous lace work on the bodice.

Wedding:They would aim for a traditional wedding, well as traditional as it could be.  Every time they turn around someone else is trying to help out to make it even more special, eventually there would be chaos but MC’s smiling face and laughter would help John just accept that their friends are doing their best because of the love they have for the happy couple.

Honeymoon: A nice hotel suite where John could order room service and be waited on.  They’d probably have to pull some favors with Mycroft to get him to get the place for them so they didn’t have to worry about Sherlock finding them and crashing it.  

James Moriarty

Dress: James selected a wide variety for her to choose from, but instead she left with Sebastian and picked out this one together thinking that it would surprised him with the lack of beading and sparkle, but the way the skirt flows out makes her feel and look like a princess.

Wedding: Everything goes according to plan, well, James’s plan.  There were a few surprises hidden here and there for his bride and their guests.  Security was everywhere, not that MC knew it.  

Honeymoon:A new place every morning, MC should be a little concerned how easily they transport her at night when she’s asleep, but every morning is a new adventure with James Moriarty as he shows off to her all the places he’s been, as well as showing her off to his underlings so they know not to mess with his Queen.

Mycroft Holmes

Dress: Elegant, a little skin showing, a little mature with a little whimsical element to it.  

Wedding:If they are to do it right Mycroft would aim for something big and bold to make sure everyone knew they were married.  Make a production out of it.  However since canonically their line is that everything thinks they’re already married it would be a small wedding held in a small church, with strangers as their witnesses as they exchange vows.

Honeymoon: Mycroft would most likely feel a secondary honeymoon wouldn’t be necessary. However he would be able to get some vacation days to spend it with MC back home just in case there’s an emergency and he’s needed. 

Sebastian Moran

Dress: The tighter skirt doesn’t get in the way as much when Sebastian gets close to her, the lace was the only way that James would give his approval on it.

Wedding:It’s a small affair held at the Moriarty Estate.  There was some concern about security but James couldn’t see any place else more perfect for it to be held.  The entire time Sebastian fidgets with everything, doing his best to avoid MC all day and the day before because he heard it was bad luck to see the bride before their wedding.  Jack was forced to put little bowties and ribbons on the cats and spends a good bit of time during reception loudly complaining that James gets to be the best man despite everything Jack did?!

Honeymoon: Sebastian wants to spend it there near James, which gets him scolded by James for lacking a romantic heart.  Ends up with them going to a house in the country that James purchased for them to use for a few weeks.

Jeremy Cassel

Dress: This dress was attained by legal means.

Wedding: It’s a pleasant ceremony, met all standards, and even some of the guests thought it was a little peculiar how despite who Jeremy is and how pretty the decorations were that everything was going just and bland as bland could be.  Unknown to them however the bride found a note when she went to change into her gown that morning.  A note from Lupin promising to steal her breath away later that night.  So when the lights went out and the bride and groom disappeared there was mild panic before a little text was sent out that Jeremy couldn’t wait any longer and was taking his bride on their honeymoon.

Honeymoon:Jeremy is set on showing MC as many wonders as he can.  He has a traveling agenda planned out, though they travel by more conventional means with MC demanding that he stops stealing and act more honestly.

Hercule Poirot

Dress: Hercule loves the way the lace moves on MC, it’s hard for him not to touch it.  Hearing the swish of the tool, and soft rustling of the dress makes it hard for him not to watch her.

Wedding: Modern is the goal.  Very nice and sweet, everything just so.  Even though it’s all modern everything looks and feels so classy.  MC is almost constantly blushing especially whenever she and Hercule make eye contact. Hercule is constantly teasing everyone else around him, seeing calm and collected, even going as far as to pick on and banter with Jeremy during his best man speech.

Honeymoon: They go out of their way to make it look like they left, however so they can turn around and spend the time there at Hercule’s home instead of going over seas like they told everyone.  Just so they could really explore their new relationship in the comfort of a familiar setting.

George Lestrade

Dress: Modest, elegant, almost delicate looking with a long train.  Just to make Lestrade blush, though that isn’t hard to do.

Wedding:MC is asked several times throughout the day if she had changed her mind, would she change her mind, if she was having second thoughts, if she needed to run away with someone else, and most of the time from her doubting and worried husband to be.  He would be fidgeting at the altar, sending her texts letting her know that if she was going to runaway that he just wanted a heads up first.  Only so he could drop his phone as his heart skipped a beat when she starts up the aisle.  For the most part he doesn’t hear what is said, and doesn’t so much say “I do” as “uh huh” with a vigorous head nod.  The teasing is light hearted until Sherlock decides he needs to give a speech and talk about Lestrade’s short comings despite not being the best man; which is taken all in good jest though Holmes has no idea why.

Honeymoon: Though most of their budget was blown on the wedding their friends were able to chip in and help them go away to a bed and breakfast for a few days.  

(I did skip Jack, mostly because what I have in mind for him and what he would have is not something I would call a wedding)

Listen to me, I have a completely revolutinary idea. Prepare to have your collective minds blown. 

Winter jackets. But this time, with pocket insides made of fleece. So your hands can GET FUCKING WARM FOR ONE FUCKING TIME JEEZUS DUCKING CHRIST I CAN’T BE THE FIRST ONE TO THINK OF THIS.

 Finding writing inspiration in the unexpected places.  (and maybe a little envy) Just sharing something I’ve discovered in a TV series.

As a writer I’m always looking for books, movies, scripts, plays etc to see how other writers craft their works or for inspiration. I have some favourites that I go to for certain scenes – the movie Ghost comes to mind if I’m writing a romance, I can’t watch that without tearing up. But of late I’ve found another source that has blown me away.

What I discovered was Sense8. I started watching this show because of the story line, the idea and the questions it asked. But along the way I realised that the writers got this one right.

The story itself is awesome, the characters so real and believable that you want to follow them, you feel for them. It’s a deep, meaningful story with people who discover their lives are not what they expected and how that affects them.

It’s fascinating to watch people from completely different worlds support, help and defend each other. The power of their relationships is fantastic, it shows in the dialogue, the actions and sacrifices they make. They start out as strangers but end up as family, accepting the differences in their lifestyles and choices. It’s a wonderful journey of discovery about life when that life is a little strange.

There are relationships – of all types, it’s got them in spades and they are so well written it’s amazing to watch. They run the gamut of emotions, anger, jealousy, hate and so much more. Want love scenes, sexual tension or romance – if the scenes in this series don’t move you in some way then I would be surprised. It’s sensual, romantic, erotic and beautiful.

But it’s not just the writing that inspires, the direction, the filming and timing are gold. I find myself watching in awe as a love scene plays out on the screen. The perfect placement of hands, limbs and the coming together of lips is a romance writer’s dream. Whether it’s a quickie in the bathroom or a tender exploration of each other’s body it’s played out perfectly and filmed expertly.

It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, I know a few people who won’t watch it because it has characters they can’t or won’t accept and sex scenes they consider soft porn. But to me it’s done so tastefully and respectfully that it truly pulls you in. It engages you in ways I’ve never felt before.

I love this show for itself but if I could write half as well as these writers I would be very happy.

Squigglydigg stream part 2 electric boogal-OH GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK

So the butcher gang guy popped up and scared the living crap out of me.

“Boris you see this shit!?”

Boris is a good boy

Seriously though the adrenaline is wearing off and Jesus I feel like I had a heart attack.

… Boris is the wingman.

The image of Boris internally screaming gives me life

PFT. Boris goin in to kick as- OOOOOOH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK!


I KNEW IT! Susie

Damn Susie you thirsty.


It’s like she wants to become whole by… I don’t know. She’s panning something

My mind is almost completely blown. She wants bendy dead. But is also not as good as Boris seems to be.

PFT. Just walking the crap out of the trash can.

I’m about to have a heart attack Jesus crist!




I am physically shaking.

Spainish speaking Henry.



… hahahahaha I’m an idiot. I just turned my lights off.

… ok who else had a thought pop in their head when they heard “Litlle Miracle Station”.


I’m getting so many drawing ideas from this.

Existential Crisis with Squiggly!



Ahhhh the trusty axe.


Hmmm what if Boris is “good” because he doesn’t have a voice, and therefore wasn’t made by infusing a voice actor.

Another NYEH another dollar

I swear if Alice betrays us.

Dammit I liked that Tommy Gun

Who is down there though?

… was that a heart.


Nooooooooooo! It’s confirmed! What did they do to you Norman!

… are those teeth.

Dang though. I thought Norman would make it out. Poor guy.


Is bendy blind?


Alice I swear to god.

Damn it.

Oh heck! “I know



Oh. Well. That’s it then.

Legs Aren’t On The Criteria

Originally posted by assbutt-trumpet

Could you do one with Joe Toye? Maybe you as a nurse meet him when he’s recovering from one of his many injuries, then spend more time with him once his leg gets blown off? - @luzlicious

“Okay, that should be okay now,” you said as you wrapped a spare bandage into a sling for the soldier, he was bouncing his leg as he sat on the edge of a cot. You could tell he was itching to get away from the aid station and back to the front lines and honestly you didn’t blame him, but his arm was fractured at the very least and you had no idea how it would heal yet.

“Can I go now?” he asked, looking at you with a harsh expression but you were unaffected by it.

“Not yet,” you shook your head and he huffed unhappily, “What’s your name?”

“Toye, Joe Toye.”

“Okay listen to me, Joe. I know you want to get back to your buddies and you can do so, but please at least stay for a night or two before you go AWOL on me because I guarantee you won’t be much help to them with your arm the way it is.”

Joe’s shoulders dropped, “Fine,” he relented and you smiled happily. “What’s your name?”

“Y/N. You can keep this bed for now, I’ll come check up on you in a bit,” you patted his shoulder before walking off to help other men.

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