min is a troll

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Regrets [Jungkook x Reader]

Y’all. I updated. Lowkey trash though I may delete it and fix it. ANYWAYS. HERE YA GO, just understand that I have school and fam to deal with so stories aren’t really my priority :( but do message me with ideas! taaanks everyone. lub u all

Chapter 3

Chapter 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

Right when he opened the door, He saw you with a plate of food in your hands and tears streaming down your face. You heard everything.

Everyone was shocked, did you hear what they were talking about? Yoongi cupped your cheeks with his hands and wiped away your tears with his thumbs. “Don’t cry Y/N-ah”

“I can’t stop crying, you are all basically family to me and to know that you would go out of your way to protect me… it makes me feel so special. I’ve never felt so reassured by people around me… thank you”

Everyone was touched by her words. Were they the only people who she was close to? Were they her only family here in Seoul? Or what she considered family?

After you stopped crying, you all walked out to the actual dining area you placed your food down and before you sat down, a bell rang, meaning that someone entered the restaurant and Jimin was holding in all his rage to not beat the shit out of the person that came in. “Hyung, it’s him”

You were about to turn around to greet the person who came in but, Yoongi grabbed hold of you and pulled you to look at him and covered your ears. You were baffled by his actions. “Oppa?” His cheeks tinted pink when you called him that. “Don’t ask”

He started walking backwards and pulled you along with him towards the break room and away from Jungkook to forget about him. As weird as that was for Yoongi, the other guys appreciated it. You didn’t know he was here.

Jungkook walked over to Jin, “Hi, I’d like to order something.”

Jin turned around with the (impossiblycomingfromhim) sassiest attitude ever, “What do YOU want?”

“Uh.. a number 1 please?”

“Alright sit.” Jin muttered under his breath, “I’m gonna give you a number 1 and 2 if you get near her…” while he was clenching his hands into fists.

“Okay..thanks” Jungkook felt awkward in that restaurant. He was on his way finding Y/N to rebuild things with her. He turned his head and saw Jimin. He stood up and walked over to Jimin.

“Uh Jimin right?”

“Hyung to you, kid.”

“Jimin-Hyung did you see Y/N anywhere? I wanted to talk to her.”

“She’s not interested in you if you were wondering, kid.”

Jungkook was completely taken aback from this whole place. Everyone was completely rude to him.

“Are you her boyfriend or something?”

“Well, if she’s not interested and I’m speaking on her behalf, what do you think?”

All the guys stared at Jimin. They never expected him to say those things with such confidence.

This guy was starting to annoy him. He didn’t care if they were dating, he just wanted to talk to her. He heard her voice.

“YOONGI-OPPA STOP TAKING SELCAS ON MY PHONE, I’LL GIVE THE SAME THREAT THAT I GAVE TO CHIM TODAY”

Yoongi ran out into the dining area with your phone and all the guys were watching this with amusement. Even Jungkook was staring. No one ever brought out Yoongi’s playful and cute side before. He stopped and stuck out his tongue. “Y/N-ah, you need me on your phone to stay happy, plus it’s like upgrading from ugly troll to sexy beast”

“I swear Min-Yoongi…”

“Y/N-ah, did you just call me by my full name?” Yoongi smirked at this.

“I’m gonna deck you in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!” You were going crazy since he referred to to the ugly troll concept like Jimin.

You ran towards him and you swung a punch and you almost had him. All of a sudden, Yoongi fell down and you couldn’t help yourself from laughing. You clutched your stomach. “HAH the floor did my work for me”

Jungkook never saw you smile, nonetheless laugh. He felt himself staring at your face while you were trying to hit that Yoongi guy. His heart fluttered a bit. Jimin noticed Jungkook staring. Yoongi smirked while he got back up. He dusted his pants and held your phone out. “Here Y/N, I give up if Jin’s restaurant is going to kill me”

He held it right in front of him and once you held your phone, he grabbed your wrist and pulled your whole body into his and hugged you. All the guys stared with envy. Jimin knew it was to make that punk feel what he missed out on and even though he hugged Y/N often, this seemed really bad for him. He was so jealous. Yoongi was holding her for way too long.  

You felt your face burn up while Yoongi was hugging you. He whispered into your ear, “if that brat does anything to you, I’ll kill him. I promise.”

You smiled. “Thank you Oppa” You pecked him quickly on the cheek. They were all stunned by your actions. Yoongi was the first to get that type of affection from you?? You then turned away and called Jimin. “Jiminieeeeeee”

He instantly ran over. “Yes, Jagi” he proceeded to put his arm around your waist indicating that you were his. You didn’t even notice since it felt so natural.

Jungkook continued to observe how happy you looked.

“Can we please eat lunch now, I feel like my energy has depleted ever since that grumpy marshmallow stole my phone. Honestly, he took cute pictures and saved one of them as my background? When did he have time to do this? What the even heck” You pouted.

Jimin chuckled “Of course we can go eat, we should get you a new plate of food since yours got destroyed by that marshmallow hahaha”

Jin then came out with Jungkook’s food and gave it to him after he finished paying.

Jimin took you by the hand and led you into the breakroom. All the guys were whispering to each other and smirking. Jungkook felt left out. He kept asking himself the same questions. Were you two dating? What were you doing with him? Why were you with Jimin?

This struck a nerve in both Jungkook and Jin.

Jungkook was upset by this. He left once they all went into the back room.

———————

Jin looked angry. He walked into the breakroom while Yoongi, Hoseok, Namjoon and Tae followed. They all scattered around the room and was going to plan out what they were going to do about Jungkook. Yoongi, Tae, Jimin and you were on the other side of the room and you felt a chill go down your spine. Something was going to happen.

Jin was angrily walking to where you were and he wasn’t going to stop. Yoongi noticed this and swiftly moved behind Tae since the younger man was taller than him and an easy sacrifice if Jin was coming for him. And to everyone’s surprise….

Jin grabbed Jimin by the collar and pushed him to the wall. “Okay Park Jimin. Since you’re treating Y/n as if she were your lover. Here are a couple of rules if you want to date MY Y/N”

The shock hit you at a delay and you started giggling.

All the guys fell to the floor laughing. This is why he was angry? Even Yoongi thought that Jin was mad at him for hugging you for too long.

“Okay Park. You 1. Take her home on time before 10PM. Y/N YOU WILL BE MOVING BACK TO MY HOUSE,I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MY SISTER WILL STAY WITH ME WHILE SHE IS DATING THIS FOOL”

You snickered with Tae Tae turned to you, “ Y/N-ah, I’ve never seen Hyung this angry. It’s hilarious.”

“2. YOU WILL TREAT HER AS A QUEEN, I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE ANGRY AT HER. YOU HATE HER, YOU HAD A FIGHT AND ARE ON SILENT TREATMENT OR WHATEVER  YOU ALWAYS BE CHIVALROUS TO THIS WOMAN”

“3.I SWEAR IF YOU MAKE HER CRY. I SWEAR.” he leaned in closer and whispered, “ Things will happen to you”

“4. I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE BOTH ADULTS, SHE LIVES UNDER MY HOUSE, MY RULES. 10PM. IF YOU WANT TO TAKE HER OUT LONGER THAN THAT, THE YOU HAVE TO HAVE DOCUMENTS AND AN ARGUMENT AS TO WHY YOU WANT TO BE WITH HER FOR THOSE HOURS.”

“5.I’LL CALL YOONGI AND HOBI ON YOU IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO HER.”

“6.YOU NEED MY BLESSING, YOONGI’S BLESSING, HOBI’S BLESSING, JOON’S BLESSING, AND TAE’S BLESSING TO MARRY HER OR I’LL BREAK YOU”

Jimin gulped. “Lastly, If you force her into having sex and there’s no consent, I’ll rip you apart myself and burn you alive”

Jimin’s head was spinning he felt as if the whole world was against him.

Jin let go of Jimin, and walked over to you. “You’re moving back tomorrow.” And he left for the kitchen.

You nodded and Jin left to make food. You walked over to Jimin, “Jimin, what was that all about?”

Jimin smiled, “Looks like I have permission to date you!!!”

He looked like a child who received the biggest present on Christmas Day and he was spinning you around in his arms.

You were smiling from that. He didn’t officially ask you out yet, and since that didn’t happen, that would mean you two wouldn’t be official yet. Unless that means you would have to ask him…nah you’ll wait it out. No reason to rush things if the feelings were already established.

All of a sudden Jimin was dragged by the other guys to the dining area. Hoseok turned and yelled “Stay here Y/N! Don’t worry about us, we’re going to have a man-to-man talk. You should go to Hyung and see if he’s okay” You nodded and headed to the kitchen.

You saw Jin angrily chopping onions and tears were flowing down his cheeks. You heard his sniffles across the kitchen.

“Oppa…” he wiped his tears.

“Yes, my dear little sister?”

“Are you angry?”

“If he hurts you..”

“I swear.. I’ll…” He stopped.

Jin sighed. “No, I just….”

“Just what?”

“You’re like… not even, you ARE my  little sister to me and I feel like my job is to always protect you. I’m afraid that he’s taking that job away from me and I’m just going to get pushed to side because you don’t need an overprotective oppa anymore.”

You giggled at this. “heol.”

“Oppa you never cease to amaze me. Of course I’ll be your little sister. I’ll move back today as well since that jerk might randomly stalk me and show up at my door begging for forgiveness or something. Plus, my lease ends soon. I’m pretty sure my landlord will be fine with it.” you smiled at him

He looked at you with a small smile. As long as you were happy, everything would be okay. You were going to be back in his sight and away from danger. As much as he hated to admit it, part of him was glad that Jimin was into you because Jimin is a good guy and he wouldn’t hurt a fly unless it hurt you.

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The boys went to the back of the restaurant and surrounded Jimin.

“Yo Jiminie, you never told us you and Y/N were dating” Jimin looked at Namjoon.

“We’re not, but Jin almost killed me for acting in front of that brat. I wanted to declare that he’ll never get to her.”

“Wait, so you don’t like her?” Yoongi questioned.

Jimin’s face turned red.

“You were so happy when you said you had permission to date her, BUT Jin-Hyung never said anything. Also, if you don’t like her, I’ll sweep her off her feet and I’ll marry her. Jin can’t do anything about that.”

“Hyung, you tripped on thin air while running away from Y/N….”

“Jimin if you mention that one more time, I’ll just skip to beating you before you even date Y/N”

“No thanks, Hyung. I told her I liked her.”

All the boys stared at him. “Hold on, you confessed??”

Jimin nodded slowly while putting his head into his hands when he realized what just came out of his mouth. Hobi was curious and was the first to ask after the awkward silence. “WELL??? What’d she say?!!”

“That’s where all the awkwardness and confusion comes in with Y/N and I. She was about to respond until our annoying boss came in a pulled us out to introduce us to Jungkook and I want to know what she was going to say!”

Jimin felt himself being drained of his energy. “I’m not going to ask her again for awhile until things get sorted out. She probably has a lot going on. It’s hard for someone to be away from family or people she loves or loved for so long. I’m worried about her. What if she’s not happy? I know we’re her family here in Seoul, but what if she needs her mother and father? Like this stuff runs through my mind and I don’t want her to be sad.”

Everyone felt the same way that Jimin did. They all at one point wondered if her family even contacted her at least once in the past five  years. Or even communicate with her that they were doing well or ask if SHE was doing well. They all had her in a special place in their hearts. Y/N was family to them.

“I also don’t want to ask her out if it’s just me feeling pity for her. You know… and I already confirmed my feelings so I know for sure I love her. A lot.” Jimin started to pace around.

“I honestly don’t know how to ask her out. She’s been staying at my place since she’s been having panic attacks because of that jerk.”

Taehyung spoke, “ Well you don’t have to worry about that anymore, she’s going to stay with Jin-Hyung and he can watch over her. Don’t worry Chim. Everything is going to be okay. And it’s not her fault that she’s ridiculously scarred by that brat.”

Jimin nodded. It was true. It wasn’t your fault if you were scared to trust people, or back away from people you weren’t close to. It was a mechanism that protected you.

3

this is fuckin ridiculous but givve me a min to explain

obvviously trolls dont reproduce the same wway as humans wwhich is somethin im grateful as fuck for since there aint nothin more disgustin that growwin a fuckin wwiggler inside of yourself like a freaky horrorterror specimen youd see in some sort a macabre travvelin sideshoww evvent

but

me an kar got talkin since thats wwhat wwe do an he happened to mention offhand that if wwe mixed our blood colours together wwed get fuchsia or nearabouts

so a course noww hes curious about his owwn proposition an wwants to actually see so i put our colours in a mixin app an there it is

second pic is comparin our blended slurry wwith fefs colour an as you can see it aint far off i mean its definitely wwithin the confines a the cutoff for hemospectrum top tier IN OTHER WWORDS an heiress

oh yeah an the last pic is a thing kar found wwhich is apparently from the “end credits” wwhatevver the fuck that evven means wwhich appears to be a similar lookin grub bein held by him

that grubs closer to fefs colour ie less red more purple than the combination i made abovve BUT that makes sense on account a the fact that my genetics are obvviously superior an more dominant than kars thank fuck

so i guess wwhat im sayin here is me an kars genetics together wwould make an heiress an i got no fuckin clue wwhat to do wwith that information

anonymous asked:

You complain about mean messages but don't block people. In fact you often answer them publicly to bring attention to it. Have you ever heard the advice "don't feed the trolls"? Captions take under 5 mins. Google hot asian, apply copy paste femdom text over it. Upload. I didn't say daily tasks, I meant weekly. Use it as a way to weed out the pets that want to provide you entertainment and those that don't. Maybe you're right, if you can't give the time to own pets that you shouldn't do it?

The problem with blocking people is that people who do send me mean messages are cowards like you and do it Anonymously. 

My captions take longer then 5 mins to do but even if they did only take that lets do a little maths. 

5 mins a day X 365 days a year X 3 years = 5475 mins just on captions. That is over 91 hours of my time doing something for free, for others to enjoy. That is not counting the over 70 message I answer per day and the messages I answer like this. 

So this is the last time I will be responding to you. I am sure you will continue to send messages to me, like the over 5 messages you have already sent. It’s fun the people who don’t like me are the ones that flood me with messages everyday.

I am going to make this very clear to you and anyone who is thinking like you. If you don’t like the blog. If you don’t like me. If you think other people do it better. Then I have a simple solution. 

FUCK OFF FROM MY BLOG !

So go beat your one inch dick in the corner and shut the fuck up. 

(Now we wait for the next 20 messages this loser will send me.)