Articles about Millennials be like
Millennials, a term for those those born approximately between 1982 and to 2004, currently include those between 34 and 12 years old.
To get an idea of how they operate in the working world, we exclusively interviewed rich white people between 18 to 22 who haven’t actually started working yet, are fully dependent on their parents, and don’t know shit about shit. We feel this accurately captures the opinions and behavior of every single solitary person in this demographic, including, say, a 34 year old queer black woman who has a family and has been working since she was 15.
AND GUESS WHAT THEY ARE UNIVERSALLY SPOILED ENTITLED NAIVE NARCISSISTIC BABIES WHO HAVE RUINED AMERICA DESPITE NOT REALLY HAVING A SAY IN ANYTHING. Not because people in their late teens / early 20s tend to be overall terrible, but because MILLENNIALS ARE BAD AND SHOULD FEEL BAD.