anonymous asked:

You have the BEST stories! Can you tell me a bedtime story?

i will tell you a story friends, and probably you will regret asking me to do so, because its not really a very restful story. i….dont really have any of those.

this is the story of how steve and a horse almost gave me a heart attack.
back when i was a kid, cars were a thing that existed but were mostly really really expensive, so horses were still a common sight on the streets of brooklyn. most of these horses were exceedingly large, calm animals; they hauled around big carts of stuff on crowded streets. back then, milk was delivered to your doorstep by a milkman. the milkman who worked our block was mr. davies, and he was this very nice older black gentleman. i mention that he’s black because racism was Very Much A Thing (oh how times have changed). but mr davies always had peppermint candies in his pockets to give to thunderhead, his horse, and he would always give one to stevie and i if he saw us. so stevie loved mr davies, and if anyone was being disrespectful towards him because he was black, stevie would pretty much blow his top. mr davies loved steve for it, of course. but since mr daives didnt want to get steve in trouble, he’d usually whistle me over (if i wasnt already there) to haul steve off before he did something drastic. mr davies was great like that. 

anyway, mr davies was around every morning dropping off milk with thunderhead. thunderhead was this huge dapple grey horse, i think a percheron?? a big draft horse, with hooves about the size of a dinner plate. aside from her size, her name was probably the most intimidating thing about her, because she was the most mild-mannered horse ive ever met. she would let all the little neighborhood kids climb all over her, and mr davies would usually let two or three of us ride on her back down the street. she never really noticed the extra weight. i think that if mr davies ever slept in, thunderhead would go walk his route without him. she loved stevie too–but for very different reasons. steve’s hair apparently looked exactly like hay to her, so she’d wander over and start lipping the top of his head. she never nipped or anything, but steve always got amusingly flaily when she did it, and i always suspected she thought it was funny.

one boiling hot summer morning, steve and i were sitting on the front steps of our building, just wasting time. it was early, but already awfully hot out, so when mr davies rounded the corner, steve decided to go meet him, but i stayed on the steps. it was hot. i didnt wanna move. 

anyway, steve went trotting down the block, said hi to old mrs mckinnon, who was on her way to get groceries, and was about a hundred feet away from mr davies and thunderhead when the wind picked up. it was a very nice refreshingly cool breeze, which picked up some of the debris–old newspapers and leaves and such–hanging around and tossed it across the road. 

now, if you know horses, you know that sometimes they get terrified by utterly ridiculous things. im told many horses nowadays think plastic bags are the minions of evil, and horses back then were much the same. id never seen thunderhead scared before, but i guess a bit of newspaper whipped in front of her and was the spitting image of Pony Satan himself, because her eyes went white around the edges and she took off running. mr davies was around back of the cart, getting milk out, so there was nobody at the reins to stop her. she went tearing down the block, the cart bouncing along behind, like there was a pack of slavering borzoi chasing after. and of course she was headed right at steve and old mrs mckinnon. 

steve, being the brave little idiot he was, didnt run; old mrs mckinnon wouldnt be able to get out of the way in time, so he stood his ground, flung his arms out, and waited to get trampled by a rogue milk cart. all of us there thought we were gonna be scraping tiny blonde guy off the pavement, because thunderhead just kept going. 

but about ten feet away from steve, thunderhead must have recognized him, because she went to a screeching stop. four feet down, all her knees locked, skiddin on the cobblestones. normally, she’d probably have been able to stop in that distance, but she was still harnessed to that heavy milk cart, so instead she plowed right into stevie, chest first. 

he went flying. he mustve gone about six feet through the air, and he hit the ground and just laid there like a sack of really dead potatoes. i thought he must have broken his little toothpick spine. poor thunderhead looked just as scared as i was, because she got her feet back under her and crept up on him like the cart wasnt jangling right behind her. she dropped her nose down and started whuffing and lipping at his hair, and he popped up like a damn weasel. little moron was fine. he nearly gave me and mr davies and old mrs mckinnon and thunderhead all a heart attack, but he was fine. 

and mr davies gave him his whole bag of peppermints, and mrs mckinnon gave him a chocolate, so he didnt even learn to not do stupid shit like that.

anonymous asked:

Hi, I really enjoy your blog! I have a concept for a game that's a bit complex to explain, but the gist is the protag is able to enter a dimension that's influenced by the experiences of others. He's able to help them, not through 'fixing' their mental illnesses by defeating enemies or anything, but uncovering hidden or repressed issues. I'm sorry if this is a vague desc but I wanted to ask what you think and general tips to avoid unfortunate implications? thank you sorry if this is a weird ask

Oooh, that sounds like Psychonauts, which is like one of my favorite video games of all time (see here).

Alright, so here’s my suggestions:

  • Consult with people who have the mental illness in question. Listen to and implement their input. This is critical. If you only use one of my tips, make it this one.
  • Have the mentally ill NPCs explicitly consent to having the protagonist enter these dimensions and uncover the hidden / repressed issues. 
    • Note - This is one of the few things I don’t like about Psychonauts - for many characters, the consent isn’t there, even though it ultimately helps them.

  • Have the NPCs make an appearance in the other dimension and even be an active part of uncovering their own issues.
  • Go to TVtropes. Look through the tropes on mental illness (here). If you find tropes that exactly match what you’re planning on doing, be very, very careful. Tropes are tools, but be careful to avoid overdone or offensive stereotypes. 

  • Think about incorporating some of the lesser-known mental illnesses, not just the well-known ones.

  • Even if you do only use well-known mental illnesses, shake things up a bit. Research the many different ways mental illness can be expressed. For instance, OCD isn’t always being a germophobe who excessively cleans (see here for some examples).

  • Incorporate the different mental illnesses into the game mechanics of the specific dimension. For instance, you could have the PC move more slowly in the depressed world, or have an escort mission in a world based on dependent personality disorder.

  • This one’s probably obvious, but incorporate the mental illness into the level design. In consultation with people with mental illness (mentioned in my first tip), create an environment that reflects and stylizes their experiences.

Followers, do you have any other tips?

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automaticmemedespencer  asked:

Why does Dot call Bendy 'Mailman'?

the joke of the mailman or milkman centers mostly around a chick cheating on her husband or boyfriend

basically the woman invites the mailman more often to her house to have “fun” with while her husband/boyfriend isn’t with her

anonymous asked:

do you have any song recs??? I'm traveling in europe next week and i need new music before i leave

ooooh travelling songs! you’ve come to the right place my friend. i’m gonna try and order them by ~vibe~ because this got long. all of these songs can be found on spotify.

electro witch ritual

  • glitter & gloss by skott
  • same old blues by phantogram
  • hiy hiy (milkman remix) by lostboycrow
  • fox by bungalow
  • dark side by phoebe ryan
  • liability by kloe
  • you by laoise
  • light by san holo
  • false alarm by the weeknd
  • i, u, us by raye

cool kids kickin’ heels in the sun

  • feel it still by portugal & the man
  • faith by ariana grande & stevie wonder
  • highs and lows by emeli sande
  • take it all back 2.0 by judah and the lion
  • game girl by young and divine
  • my way by calvin harris
  • ispy by kyle & lil yachty

sticky sweet bubblegum teens

  • out of my head by the griswolds
  • fire escape by andrew mcmahon in the wilderness
  • echo by foreign air
  • good girls (aira remix) by crystal fighters
  • row (flips remix) by smith and thell
  • reflections by misterwives
  • leather jacket (jack novak & stravy remix) by arkells

smudged eyeliner and a sad hangover

  • liability by lorde
  • in for the kill by billie martin
  • rebekah by jack vallier
  • what you do by james gillespie
  • pull me down (t. williams remix) by mikky ekko 
  • big picture by london grammar
  • true colours by ben madeley
  • mad world by jennifer ann
  • jolene (astrid s version - live) by emilie
  • st ives by charlie straw
  • cocaine doll by benjamin franics leftwich

leather jacket murderess on the run

  • highway by bleeker
  • hellfire by barns courtney
  • trouble by the new respects
  • burning man by watt and post malone
  • willow tree by twin wild
  • fever by royal tusk
  • you don’t get it by harlea
  • bills by grandson
  • boomerang by lower than atlantis
  • hardcore by reignwolf
  • swan by willa

playlist links here

I’ve been working on this FOREVER.  Finally done!  
This happened when I flipped through my Gustave Doré illustration book in the middle of playing Psychonauts.  I just really wanted to draw a slightly creepier G-man, and then it kind of got out of hand.  
Copic multiliner on 11 x 14″ smooth Bristol board.  Many pens were lost in the creation of this piece, LOL…


s o f t  m c c a r t n e y : a playlist to suit those soft Paul needs…

track listing:

  1. the lovely linda // paul mccartney
  2. baby’s request // paul mccartney & wings
  3. jenny wren // paul mccartney
  4. heart of the country // paul mccartney
  5. here today // paul mccartney
  6. my very good friend the milkman // paul mccartney
  7. mother nature’s son // the beatles
  8. junk // paul mccartney
  9. every night // paul mccartney
  10. i will // the beatles
  11. calico skies // paul mccartney
  12. warm and beautiful // paul mccartney & wings
  13. another day // paul mccartney
  14. the song we were singing // paul mccartney
  15. girlfriend // paul mccartney & wings
  16. blackbird // the beatles