milkin' it

anonymous asked:

Does Leech have the lil elven ears too (like in the SFX makeup!!) or do they have cute "regular" ears?😊 I just recently found your page and am lowkey in love with your... well... everything.

She totally does!  Tho I don’t really have an explaination other than “it’s rly freakin cute” so, just milkin’ that cute rn ho boy.

Petite Vegan Earl Grey Scones

Lately, I’ve been living and breathing Earl Grey tea. I’ve been drinking London Fogs all day every day, I’m pretty sure I’m starting to speak with an English accent too..

Needless to say, today I woke up with the strongest craving for something kissed by bergamot, and nothing else would do but these scones. Like my Earl Grey cupcakes, we are putting tea leaves directly into these scones so don’t mistake me for some fool who is going to call this an Earl Grey scone if it doesn’t actually taste like a cup of tea.

Heres what you’ll need to make 18 mini scones:

2 cups all purpose flour
1 ½ tsp baking powder
1/3 cup sugar
3 bags of Earl Grey tea
¼ cup cold vegan butter
¼ cup cold coconut oil
¾ cup soy milk

In a mixing bowl, mix together all the dry ingredients and the tea. Then cut the coconut oil and butter into the flour. I do this with a whisk, but if you have a pastry cutter, use that. Once the chunks of oil and butter are pea sized, moisten the dough with the milk. You should be able to form it into a ball, so use less or more as needed. At this point, separate the dough into 3 even sized balls. Flatten each of them into a disk 1″ in height, and cut into 6 triangles. You will have 18 scones. Bake on a parchment lined sheet at 400 F for ~15 minutes. They should be just slightly golden.

To make the glaze, just pour icing sugar into a bowl and add some soy milk until its the right consistency. Dip them, add any toppings, and they’ll be set within a few minutes.


The album, from Sub Pop Records, features 107 songs from the first 107 episodes of the Emmy-winning FOX animated hit. The Deluxe Limited-Edition Box Set includes the 3xLP gatefold on “condiment-colored” vinyl, the 7” single, a hardbound lyric book with original artwork, a sheet-music songbook, 3 original posters, and more.


1. The Bob’s Burgers Theme Song

2. Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night

3. Butts, Butts, Butts

4. Theme from Banjo 

5. Da Ding Ding

6. Pirates of Panache

7. Weekend at Mort’s

8. Sex Music

9. Wing Man

10. Taffy Butt

11. Getting Out of P.E.

12. Groping for Glory

13. Oil Spill

14. One Way or Another

15. The Prince of Persuasia

16. Bad Girls

17. You Got Beefsquatched

18. Milkin’ the Cow

19. Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!

20. Parakeet in Your Hat

21. Kill the Turkey

22. The Diarrhea Song

23. Silent Love

24. Silent Muffler

25. The Harry Truman Song

26. Daddy / The Itsy Bitsy Stripper

27. Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex

28. You’re the Best

29. Mad Pooper

30. Buckle It Up

31. Love Mission

32. Two People

33. Can’t Get Enough (Of Your Woman Stuff)

34. Funky Finger

35. This Is Working

36. Baby Hold On

37. Electric Love

38. T-I-N-A

39. The Snake Song

40. Fracas Foam

41. The Kids Run the Restaurant

42. Coal Mine

43. Whisper in Your Eyes

44. I Wanna Hear Your Secrets

45. I’ve Got a Yum Yum

46. Rain, Rain, Flash, Flash

47. We’re Coming for Ya

48. Quicky Kiss It

49. Prankin’

50. Sneaky Pete

51. Gravy Boat

52. We Won the Talent Show

53. Derek Dematopolis

54. Not Bad for Havin’ Three Kids

55. Jingle in the Jungle

56. Slumber Party Fashion Show

57. It’s Not Magic It’s Tragic

58. The Fart Song

59. Hava Nagila

60. Equestranauts Theme

61. Nice Things Are Nice

62. Wharf of Wonder

63. Bad Things Are Bad

64. Die Hard / Working Girl Musical Medley

65. Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

66. Jeff (Il Est Mort)

67. Your Best Friend

68. Finger on the Trigger (cover song)

69. Christmas Magic

70. Happy Crappy Place

71. Darryl’s Slow Jam

72. I’m Jimmy Jr. Pesto

73. The Sheriff Had a Piggy

74. Lipstick on His Pickup

75. I’ll Trade You These Tears / I Won’t Go Solo on You

76. Shimmy Tap

77. Date Night

78. Don’t You Love Cotton Candy

79. Jam with Darryl

80. His Name Is Lenny

81. I Don’t Need Music

82. I Want Some Burgers and Fries

83. BM in the PM

84. I’m Falling for Helen

85. 99 Red Balloons

86. It’s Called Fate (And It’s Great)

87. I Love You So Much (It’s Scary)

88. It’s Thanksgiving for Everybody

89. The Spirits of Christmas

90. The Nice-Capades

91. Amor por Favor (Me Llamo Tina)

92. It’s Valentine’s Day

93. Hot Ham and Cheese Day

94. Cease and Desist

95. Muse Dance

96. If You Love Something

97. Fart Stools (for the Gifted)

98. Do the Dirty Pigeon

99. Two Butted Goat

100. Butt Phone

101. Breaking Out

102. Mononucleosis

103. Just What I Needed

104. I Love Charades

105. I’m Tall Enough

106. Yat Dat Dat Da

107. Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom

108. Bad Girls (Bob’s Buskers)

109. Electric Love (Bob’s Buskers)

110. Sailors in Your Mouth (Bob’s Buskers)

111. Christmas Magic (Bob’s Buskers)

112. Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom (Bob’s Buskers)

anonymous asked:

From Gorilla "Rainbow Six: Siege | "Ohmwrecker Passing Out New Nicknames" | w/ Ohmwrecker, CaRtOoNz" , Ohm has a new pet name for Toonz, "Cartooniz", Toonz told Gorilla about Ohm love for food decorations after calling Ohm a 7 years old for liking food trains . Also Toonz likes pretending to be sulky to get Ohm pampering him xD Ohm was so worried about hurting Toonz feelings and Toonz was milking it xD

brb while i go watch this omg

HE CALLED OHM PUDDIN’ blesssss this whole video thooo NONNIEEEE thanks for tellin me about this and omg you’re so RIGHT toonz pretending to sulk and ohm pampering him AND ohm sounding concerned and toonz just milkin it SO MUCH oh my goodness these guys

they’re legit like an old married couple, just fighting over trivial things and always vying for the other’s attention and ohm being genuinely confused when he found out toonz wasn’t a part of a conversation he had with other people cuz he’s so used to him being there i guess LOL and also yeh ohm trying to appease toonz and toonz throwing a fit over nothing for the attention :P beautiful a++ would (and will) watch again

also while i’m on the subject, it didn’t happen in this video but HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW MANY INSIDE JOKES THEY HAVE??? LIKE. hang on i legit have a LIST. so there’s ‘lemonade’ obviously and the whole RUUUUDYYYYY! thing and OHM! (the accusatory way toonz says ohm’s name) and the glugging thing that toonz abused the fuck out of at one point bc ohm found it hilarious and NICE SOUNDBOARD, CARTOONZ aaaaaand ‘ath and tittieth~’ like???

the more i watch the more i find, and it’s gr8.

hoshit this answer got away from me but yeah THANKS FOR THE ASK i love finding new ohmtoonz moments so bless

and here’s a bonus of ohmtoonz bickering like an old married couple ft. gorilla c; ENJOY and have a lovely day/night nonnie~ <3

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Ghostkin Playlist

hi, this is Kin Jukebox, a new kin playlist blog ! 

please spread the word ! i hope you enjoy !! ~~

Snail’s House - ラ・ム・ネ (ra-mu-ne)

Spazzkid - Getting To Know You

Acid Ghost - There’s No Use In Trying Anymore

Snail’s House - Hot Milk

In Love With a Ghost - Flowers feat. nori

The Unicorns -  Tuff Ghost

Jes - Ghost (Lime Chill Remix)

The tiny - Closer

Andrew Bird - Night Sky

Andrew Bird - you woke me up

Adam Green - Cigarette Burns Forever

  • *upstairs squeaking*
  • Popular sitcom downstairs neighbour: can they not
  • *upstairs squeaking intensifies*
  • Neighbour: theyve been milkin tha cow nonstop for 3 days straight imma go up and give em a talkin to
  • Neighbour: *knocks on door and it opens*
  • Neighbour: *cautiously enters bedroom with eyes closed* Hey listen can you stop please you're creating a disturban--
  • Me alone rocking violently on the bed and making pigeon noises: welcome to my home
The Fear of Forgetting - Chapter 2

The task of cleaning the mess completed downstairs, it was time to get the once derailed morning underway. A very focused Faith stood facing her open armoire in a clean shift rhythmically tapping her feet on the wooden floor. She ran her hands over the folded fabrics, concentrating on selecting the right one. Her deft fingers searched the necklines for the stitched letters her mother and aunt had meticulously sewn into them to spell out the color for her. The texture of the cloth was also an invaluable clue to her - if it was smooth, light, and delicate it was silk, good for Lallybroch’s formal occasions. Prickly, rough, and weighted meant wool - her beloved forbidden Fraser arisaid with stag brooch that kept out the cold, or her favorite autumnal skirt with rose applique. What she needed now, though, was one of her simple linen dresses, an apron, as well as her shawl for the busy day ahead. The one marked blue would be the right choice, she surmised considering what lay before her. Mam had promised, after their earlier argument, to take some time out of her schedule for a long overdue discussion.

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Recipe: Blackberry Cobbler

Description: There’s nothing quite like it.

Game ingredients: Wheat Flour, Sugar, Blackberry(x2)

This recipe restores 175 energy and 70 health. It can be obtained from the Cooking Channel and sells for 260g.

Difficulty: Easy, 45 minutes. Serves 6.

Turns out blackberries are expensive where I live, so this recipe is a peach-blackberry cobbler. You can add other fruits like apples, plums, cherry, etc.

-4 cups fruit: peaches (peeled and sliced) and blackberries
-½ cup brown sugar
-1 tablespoon cornstarch
-¼ teaspoon nutmeg
-¼ teaspoon cinnamon
-½ cup water
-1 tablespoon lemon juice (optional)

-1 cup flour
-2 tablespoons sugar
-1 teaspoon baking powder
-Pinch of salt
-¼ cup butter
-1 egg
-¼ cup milk

In a medium saucepan, combine the brown sugar, cornstarch, nutmeg, cinnamon, water, and lemon juice. Cook on medium heat, stirring frequently, until the mixture becomes thick and bubbly.

Add the blackberries and peaches to the sauce and mix well. Reduce the heat and cook on low for 2-3 minutes.

Combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt into a medium mixing bowl. With a pastry blender, cut in the butter until it resembles coarse crumbs. Add the egg and milk and stir until fully combined.

Pour the fruit and sauce into a medium casserole dish and spoon the biscuit mix on top. I tried to do the design as shown in the preview image from the game, but the biscuit mix is fairly thick.

Bake in a 400°F oven for 20 to 25 minutes or til the top of the biscuits are dry and a light golden brown and the sauce is bubbling.

Let it cool for 5 minutes, then serve plain or with ice cream.

This recipe is hearty, sweet, and fruity. Especially good on autumn nights, but it can be eaten any time of the year.


proof that sherlock’s lactose intolerant:

  1. he takes his coffee without milk and who would willingly drink coffee like that if it wasn’t for the fact that lactose-free milk/pills aren’t always nearby??
  2. we’ve never seen him drink milk, but even if we saw he could have been drinking lactose-free milk
  3. in fact i don’t think we’ve ever seen him eat dairy products, except for that box of ice cream in the kitchen, which brings me to
  4. life would fuck him over like that, an ice cream obsessed gay with lactose intolerance. when will they let him rest????

Shrimp ‘n’ Hotroot Soup

The signature soup of otters far and wide. This recipe is rather mild, for creatures like myself that aren’t partial to hot food. But if you’re an otter, or you dare to try and be like one- be generous with the curry powder, or consider adding chopped peppers.

2 tbsp unsalted butter

1 large onion, chopped

2 medium leeks, washed and chopped

1 ½ cups vegetable stock (alternatively 1 ½ cups water and ½ cube vegetable bouillon)

3 medium potatoes, peeled and chopped

1 tsp curry or chili powder

Salt and pepper, to taste

8 ounces shrimp or prawns, peeled and cooked, sliced if large

1 cup milk

In a large pot over medium heat, melt the butter. Add the onion and leeks and cook, stirring, until soft, about 5 minutes. Don’t let the vegetables brown.

Add the vegetable stock, potatoes, curry or chili powder, salt, and pepper. Cover and simmer until the potatoes are very soft, 15-20 minutes.

Add the shrimp and milk and gently heat. Serve with crusty bread.

callout post: leo bloom
  • just like cain and abel
  • you pulled a sneak attack
  • i thought that we were brothers
  • then you stabbed me in the back
  • betrayed!
  • oh boy, i’m so betrayed! 
  • like samson and delilah
  • your love began to fade
  • i’m crying in the hoosegow
  • you’re in rio getting laid!
  • betrayed!
  • let’s face it, i’m betrayed! 
  • boy, have i been taken
  • oy, i’m so forsaken
  • i should have seen what came to pass
  • i should have known to watch my ass! 
  • i feel like othello
  • everything is lost
  • leo is iago
  • max is double-crossed!
  • i’m so dismayed
  • did i mention i’m betrayed? 
  • now i’m about to go to jail
  • there’s no one who will pay my bail
  • i have no one who i can cry to
  • no one i can say goodbye to 
  • i’m drowning! i’m drowning here! i’m going down for the last time.
  • i-i-i see my whole life flashing before my eyes. i see a weathered old
  • farmhouse with a white picket fence. i’m running through fields of
  • alfalfa with my collie, rex. stop it, rex! i see my mother standing
  • on the back porch, in a worn but clean gingham gown, and i hear her
  • calling out to me, “alvin! don’t forget your chores. the wood needs
  • a-cordin and the cows need a-milkin’. alvin, alvin…” wait a minute!
  • my name’s not alvin! that’s not my life. i’m not a hillbilly.
  • i grew up in the bronx. leo’s taken everything. even my past! 
  • my past’s a dying ember
  • but wait…now i remember 
  • how did it begin?
  • he walked into my office
  • with his cockamamie scheme
  • “you can make more money
  • with a flop than with a hit”
  • “we can do it, we can do it”
  • “i can’t do it”
  • “we can do it!”
  • “i can’t do it!” goodbye max!
  • lord, i want that money!
  • i’m back, max!
  • “come on, leo, we can do it!" 
  • step one, find the play!
  • see it, swirl it, touch it, kiss it!
  • hello, mister liebkind
  • "guten tag, hop clop
  • "guten tag, hop clop”
  • adolf elizabeth hitler? 
  • “guten tag, hop clop
  • "guten tag, hop clop!" 
  • step two, hire the director
  • "keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it…”
  • two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn 
  • ulla!
  • oooh wah wah woo-woo- wah-wah 
  • step three, raise the money
  • “along came bialy!”
  • step four, hire all the actors
  • “a wandering minstrel i,
  • a think of shreds and…
  • next! the little wooden boy
  • next! that’s our hitler! 
  • "opening night!”
  • good luck, good luck, good luck
  • break a leg! i broke my leg! 
  • “springtime for hitler and germany!”
  • a surprise smash!
  • “springtime for hitler and germany!
  • it’ll run for years! 
  • "where did we go right?
  • where did we go right?”
  • gimme those books
  • fat, fat, fatty!
  • gimme those books
  • fat, fat, fatty!
  • books, fat
  • books, fat
  • books, fat
  • books, fat! 
  • lousy fruit
  • kill the actors
  • you ever eat with one?! 
  • then you ran to rio
  • and you’re safely out of reach
  • i’m behind these bars
  • you’re banging ulla on the beach! 
  • just like julius caesar
  • was betrayed by brutus
  • who’d think an accountant
  • would turn out to be my judas!
  • i’m so dismayed
  • is this how i’m repaid?
  • to be…
  • betrayed!
  • betrayed!!