milkin' it

anonymous asked:

Does Leech have the lil elven ears too (like in the SFX makeup!!) or do they have cute "regular" ears?😊 I just recently found your page and am lowkey in love with your... well... everything.

She totally does!  Tho I don’t really have an explaination other than “it’s rly freakin cute” so, just milkin’ that cute rn ho boy.

Petite Vegan Earl Grey Scones

Lately, I’ve been living and breathing Earl Grey tea. I’ve been drinking London Fogs all day every day, I’m pretty sure I’m starting to speak with an English accent too..

Needless to say, today I woke up with the strongest craving for something kissed by bergamot, and nothing else would do but these scones. Like my Earl Grey cupcakes, we are putting tea leaves directly into these scones so don’t mistake me for some fool who is going to call this an Earl Grey scone if it doesn’t actually taste like a cup of tea.

Heres what you’ll need to make 18 mini scones:

2 cups all purpose flour
1 ½ tsp baking powder
1/3 cup sugar
3 bags of Earl Grey tea
¼ cup cold vegan butter
¼ cup cold coconut oil
¾ cup soy milk

In a mixing bowl, mix together all the dry ingredients and the tea. Then cut the coconut oil and butter into the flour. I do this with a whisk, but if you have a pastry cutter, use that. Once the chunks of oil and butter are pea sized, moisten the dough with the milk. You should be able to form it into a ball, so use less or more as needed. At this point, separate the dough into 3 even sized balls. Flatten each of them into a disk 1″ in height, and cut into 6 triangles. You will have 18 scones. Bake on a parchment lined sheet at 400 F for ~15 minutes. They should be just slightly golden.

To make the glaze, just pour icing sugar into a bowl and add some soy milk until its the right consistency. Dip them, add any toppings, and they’ll be set within a few minutes.


I think I dreamt about you once
before seeing you at a club that night
Not usually my scene,
but we both know my friends can be overly
You were dancing in a jet-black dress
that matched your hair
a little too well
We locked eyes across the room;
time and space stopped for a moment
And I experienced
what can only be described as

Now it is 3AM on a Tuesday
and neither of us can sleep
I pour myself a glass of milk
in the kitchen
and watch as you walk down the stairs
Your hair’s a mess,
a strap from your silky nightgown
is hanging off your
and you smile at me
It manages to be seductive
and absolutely
at the same time

All I can think is how
You are so wonderful
Too wonderful, for this world
Too gentle,
too perfect,
too lovely

Months pass,
The sky is clear and
The moon is full,
and the snow on the ground
reflects its light beautifully

You take my hand
and whisper in my ear,
“Let’s dance
outside my bedroom window.”
I can feel your smile
against my skin

It was a dance like no other
glittering ravens
kissed the sky
around us
and made for the perfect night

I remember it still
when I close my eyes
I wish you were here with me
just for now
just for this one moment
where I can pretend
we actually make it to the end.

took my little sister and her friends to see IT for her birthday and acted as the legal guardian, and on the way home there was a whole lotta discussion…

my sister: yeah! the actor who plays pennywise is literally like 6'5"

her friends: actually???

me, completely obnoxious and involuntarily: MY KINDA MAN

(then they all just laughed at me)


The album, from Sub Pop Records, features 107 songs from the first 107 episodes of the Emmy-winning FOX animated hit. The Deluxe Limited-Edition Box Set includes the 3xLP gatefold on “condiment-colored” vinyl, the 7” single, a hardbound lyric book with original artwork, a sheet-music songbook, 3 original posters, and more.


1. The Bob’s Burgers Theme Song

2. Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night

3. Butts, Butts, Butts

4. Theme from Banjo 

5. Da Ding Ding

6. Pirates of Panache

7. Weekend at Mort’s

8. Sex Music

9. Wing Man

10. Taffy Butt

11. Getting Out of P.E.

12. Groping for Glory

13. Oil Spill

14. One Way or Another

15. The Prince of Persuasia

16. Bad Girls

17. You Got Beefsquatched

18. Milkin’ the Cow

19. Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!

20. Parakeet in Your Hat

21. Kill the Turkey

22. The Diarrhea Song

23. Silent Love

24. Silent Muffler

25. The Harry Truman Song

26. Daddy / The Itsy Bitsy Stripper

27. Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex

28. You’re the Best

29. Mad Pooper

30. Buckle It Up

31. Love Mission

32. Two People

33. Can’t Get Enough (Of Your Woman Stuff)

34. Funky Finger

35. This Is Working

36. Baby Hold On

37. Electric Love

38. T-I-N-A

39. The Snake Song

40. Fracas Foam

41. The Kids Run the Restaurant

42. Coal Mine

43. Whisper in Your Eyes

44. I Wanna Hear Your Secrets

45. I’ve Got a Yum Yum

46. Rain, Rain, Flash, Flash

47. We’re Coming for Ya

48. Quicky Kiss It

49. Prankin’

50. Sneaky Pete

51. Gravy Boat

52. We Won the Talent Show

53. Derek Dematopolis

54. Not Bad for Havin’ Three Kids

55. Jingle in the Jungle

56. Slumber Party Fashion Show

57. It’s Not Magic It’s Tragic

58. The Fart Song

59. Hava Nagila

60. Equestranauts Theme

61. Nice Things Are Nice

62. Wharf of Wonder

63. Bad Things Are Bad

64. Die Hard / Working Girl Musical Medley

65. Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

66. Jeff (Il Est Mort)

67. Your Best Friend

68. Finger on the Trigger (cover song)

69. Christmas Magic

70. Happy Crappy Place

71. Darryl’s Slow Jam

72. I’m Jimmy Jr. Pesto

73. The Sheriff Had a Piggy

74. Lipstick on His Pickup

75. I’ll Trade You These Tears / I Won’t Go Solo on You

76. Shimmy Tap

77. Date Night

78. Don’t You Love Cotton Candy

79. Jam with Darryl

80. His Name Is Lenny

81. I Don’t Need Music

82. I Want Some Burgers and Fries

83. BM in the PM

84. I’m Falling for Helen

85. 99 Red Balloons

86. It’s Called Fate (And It’s Great)

87. I Love You So Much (It’s Scary)

88. It’s Thanksgiving for Everybody

89. The Spirits of Christmas

90. The Nice-Capades

91. Amor por Favor (Me Llamo Tina)

92. It’s Valentine’s Day

93. Hot Ham and Cheese Day

94. Cease and Desist

95. Muse Dance

96. If You Love Something

97. Fart Stools (for the Gifted)

98. Do the Dirty Pigeon

99. Two Butted Goat

100. Butt Phone

101. Breaking Out

102. Mononucleosis

103. Just What I Needed

104. I Love Charades

105. I’m Tall Enough

106. Yat Dat Dat Da

107. Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom

108. Bad Girls (Bob’s Buskers)

109. Electric Love (Bob’s Buskers)

110. Sailors in Your Mouth (Bob’s Buskers)

111. Christmas Magic (Bob’s Buskers)

112. Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom (Bob’s Buskers)

anonymous asked:

From Gorilla "Rainbow Six: Siege | "Ohmwrecker Passing Out New Nicknames" | w/ Ohmwrecker, CaRtOoNz" , Ohm has a new pet name for Toonz, "Cartooniz", Toonz told Gorilla about Ohm love for food decorations after calling Ohm a 7 years old for liking food trains . Also Toonz likes pretending to be sulky to get Ohm pampering him xD Ohm was so worried about hurting Toonz feelings and Toonz was milking it xD

brb while i go watch this omg

HE CALLED OHM PUDDIN’ blesssss this whole video thooo NONNIEEEE thanks for tellin me about this and omg you’re so RIGHT toonz pretending to sulk and ohm pampering him AND ohm sounding concerned and toonz just milkin it SO MUCH oh my goodness these guys

they’re legit like an old married couple, just fighting over trivial things and always vying for the other’s attention and ohm being genuinely confused when he found out toonz wasn’t a part of a conversation he had with other people cuz he’s so used to him being there i guess LOL and also yeh ohm trying to appease toonz and toonz throwing a fit over nothing for the attention :P beautiful a++ would (and will) watch again

also while i’m on the subject, it didn’t happen in this video but HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW MANY INSIDE JOKES THEY HAVE??? LIKE. hang on i legit have a LIST. so there’s ‘lemonade’ obviously and the whole RUUUUDYYYYY! thing and OHM! (the accusatory way toonz says ohm’s name) and the glugging thing that toonz abused the fuck out of at one point bc ohm found it hilarious and NICE SOUNDBOARD, CARTOONZ aaaaaand ‘ath and tittieth~’ like???

the more i watch the more i find, and it’s gr8.

hoshit this answer got away from me but yeah THANKS FOR THE ASK i love finding new ohmtoonz moments so bless

and here’s a bonus of ohmtoonz bickering like an old married couple ft. gorilla c; ENJOY and have a lovely day/night nonnie~ <3

Ghostkin Playlist

hi, this is Kin Jukebox, a new kin playlist blog ! 

please spread the word ! i hope you enjoy !! ~~

Snail’s House - ラ・ム・ネ (ra-mu-ne)

Spazzkid - Getting To Know You

Acid Ghost - There’s No Use In Trying Anymore

Snail’s House - Hot Milk

In Love With a Ghost - Flowers feat. nori

The Unicorns -  Tuff Ghost

Jes - Ghost (Lime Chill Remix)

The tiny - Closer

Andrew Bird - Night Sky

Andrew Bird - you woke me up

Adam Green - Cigarette Burns Forever

Recipe: Blackberry Cobbler

Description: There’s nothing quite like it.

Game ingredients: Wheat Flour, Sugar, Blackberry(x2)

This recipe restores 175 energy and 70 health. It can be obtained from the Cooking Channel and sells for 260g.

Difficulty: Easy, 45 minutes. Serves 6.

Turns out blackberries are expensive where I live, so this recipe is a peach-blackberry cobbler. You can add other fruits like apples, plums, cherry, etc.

-4 cups fruit: peaches (peeled and sliced) and blackberries
-½ cup brown sugar
-1 tablespoon cornstarch
-¼ teaspoon nutmeg
-¼ teaspoon cinnamon
-½ cup water
-1 tablespoon lemon juice (optional)

-1 cup flour
-2 tablespoons sugar
-1 teaspoon baking powder
-Pinch of salt
-¼ cup butter
-1 egg
-¼ cup milk

In a medium saucepan, combine the brown sugar, cornstarch, nutmeg, cinnamon, water, and lemon juice. Cook on medium heat, stirring frequently, until the mixture becomes thick and bubbly.

Add the blackberries and peaches to the sauce and mix well. Reduce the heat and cook on low for 2-3 minutes.

Combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt into a medium mixing bowl. With a pastry blender, cut in the butter until it resembles coarse crumbs. Add the egg and milk and stir until fully combined.

Pour the fruit and sauce into a medium casserole dish and spoon the biscuit mix on top. I tried to do the design as shown in the preview image from the game, but the biscuit mix is fairly thick.

Bake in a 400°F oven for 20 to 25 minutes or til the top of the biscuits are dry and a light golden brown and the sauce is bubbling.

Let it cool for 5 minutes, then serve plain or with ice cream.

This recipe is hearty, sweet, and fruity. Especially good on autumn nights, but it can be eaten any time of the year.


  • *upstairs squeaking*
  • Popular sitcom downstairs neighbour: can they not
  • *upstairs squeaking intensifies*
  • Neighbour: theyve been milkin tha cow nonstop for 3 days straight imma go up and give em a talkin to
  • Neighbour: *knocks on door and it opens*
  • Neighbour: *cautiously enters bedroom with eyes closed* Hey listen can you stop please you're creating a disturban--
  • Me alone rocking violently on the bed and making pigeon noises: welcome to my home

Summer Squash and Zucchini Soup

The recipe is for the soup! The side salad was previously featured here and I hopefully won’t need to instruct how to cook Tofurky.

This soup is a bounty of what summer has to offer. Many plants in the Cucurbitaceae family are fresh and plentiful this time of year, so when taking a trip to most markets this time of year you can find a pretty cheap infusion of nutrition. Summer squashes are rich in vitamin C, B-6, manganese, and the potassium does not look too shabby either! A dose of spinach gives it some street cred with the Vitamin A and K. This side dish comes pre-equipped with a decent dose of fat macro nutrients, so pair with some protein to make it a complete meal! The soup has a mild but refreshing flavor, with some richness. Pairings that pack a punch of brightness and zing will be ideal.  

  • 2 TBSP olive oil
  • 2 medium zucchini, diced
  • 2 medium yellow summer squash, diced
  • ½ a large onion, diced
  • 1 stalk celery, diced
  • 3-5 cloves of garlic, minced
  • a large handful of spinach (to give more of a green color and an extra nutrient punch)
  • twist the head off a bunch of fresh, flat parsley leaves, roughly chopped
  • ½ cup dry sherry
  • quart of vegetable stock (preferably no salt added or low sodium
  • salt, to taste
  • black pepper, to taste
  • juice of half a lemon
  • 15 oz can of coconut milk

In a large pot, heat the olive oil over high heat. Saute the onion and garlic down until soft and fragrant, then add the celery to do the same. Pinch of salt, stir! Add in the zucchini and squash and allow that to start softening down, stirring regularly. After a few minutes, add the sherry and let it simmer for a few minutes to allow the alcohol to start cooking off. Next, add in vegetable stock, the majority of the salt, and the black pepper. Put the spinach in as well, let it come to a boil, then lower it to simmer. When the zucchini + squash are fork tender and spinach is shrunk down, add the parsley leaves and lemon juice. Give it only a few minutes to soften up the herbs (but not obliterate them) before taking an immersion blender and blending the soup smooth. Add the coconut milk and give it another whiz before adjusting the seasoning and getting ready to serve. Recipe yields 10-12 side dish and starter portions. It probably wouldn’t make a very satiating lunch even if you doubled it up, but Lord knows I can’t stop you.