milk army

Kpop Boy GROUPS in 10 Years

BTS: After giving two years worth of paychecks to Namjoon, Taehyung gets a slot on Cypher pt.14. It becomes their lowest selling single, but BTS doesn’t notice as they are too busy trying to cover up the fact that Suga’s soul departed 8 years ago and they’ve been using his corpse as a puppet to still milk Army dry. 

Exo: Kyungsoo quit to become an actor after getting tired of grinding canes. Suho left to go “find himself” in the Bahamas, and Baekhyun currently leads the remaining members as they perform the Chinese version of “Wolf” at Norwegian birthday parties for pay.

Got7: Currently only has 6 members. BamBam was kicked out in 2017 after pulling down his pants and playing “helicopter” at a fan meet. Currently tours with Jay Park while Got6 has 23 reality shows and 14 movies under their belts.

NCT: Johnny resigns to become a DJ after debuting only once. Haechan is jailed after it was discovered he had been slowly poisoning Mark for years. WinWin tries to leave SM, but is offered a solo career under Yixing’s company. Cracks immediately under the pressure of singing more than 2 words.

Day6: After pleading with JYP for years, finally get to have all of their social media accounts back. Jae immediately begins posting pics of Chihuahuas in taco costumes while Sungjin and Young K start a new petition to stop including the word “day” in all of their album titles.

Infinite: Sunggyu never came back from the war. Woohyun is pretty sure he’s actually just hiding in the basement. The fairies came to reclaim Sungjong to their magical kingdom, and Dongwoo asked them to give him a ride to Africa on their way.

Big Bang: Somehow GD has 5 kids by 6 different women. Taeyang opened a gym. Top moved into a museum. Seungri is a happily married soccer dad, and Daesung disappeared in Japan with 3 geishas and a bottle of soju 4 years ago.

Super Junior: Henry and Kyuhyun perform at Karaoke Taco Tuesdays every week, while Leeteuk and Siwon try to get everyone to come together for one last concert that Heechul refuses to attend, because that’s his dogs special grooming day.

Block B: Will leave Seven Seasons and start their own company with Zico as CEO. P.O. has been revealed to have had a secret wife and child in Brazil for the last 8 years and Taeil will have to resort to tattooing his eyeballs from lack of skin space.

Vixx: 4 of the members married fans while Hyuk and Hongbin enjoy the crazy bachelor life. Still continues to do deep concepts and just wrapped up their video where they portray vulnerable, voodoo veterans from Vermont.

Monsta X: banned from Korea after performing naked in hopes of a number 1. Comes back with cute concept through Youtube and gets an all kill. not allowed in Korea to accept award. Award goes to Seventeen instead.

Ikon: hasn’t made a comeback in 9 years. Everyone has had 4 solo projects. Bobby and B.I. moved into Seungri’s abandoned man cave and are refusing to come out until they get a clothing line and matching miniature poodles.

Astro: After a dramatic image change after all becoming adults, Rocky is now modeling for Calvin Klein, Sanha has his own line of hair products, and they all just released a sensual love album called “Baby Let Me Rocket All Night”.

Seventeen: After teasing Carats for 10 years, finally does a dark concept but 11 of the 13 members are in the military so it’s just Jun and Minghao tap dancing in leather jackets while whistling “Mansae” in a warehouse.

B.A.P: Jongup and Yongguk and Himchan promoting together as a hip-hop group called BangHimUp, while Daehyun and Youngjae make a living off of soundtrack singles. All decide on a whim to dye their hair straight blonde again and all of Zelo’s falls out in the first 5 minutes.

Knk: First male group to be the spokesperson for a stiletto company. Has 3 albums devoted to the best of their ballads. No longer allowed on ASC ever since the “incident” and Seungjun and Jihun being forced to live in separate cities after the rumors become far too great.

SHINee: Everyone has split up for their own solo careers, but still come together for dinner every night. Minho is currently homeless after betting his house in an intense Monopoly battle with Key. Planning a reunion tour where the truth will finally be revealed about Jongtae.

Up10tion: Rebel after their 53rd comeback in 10 years. Tie Andy up and hold him for ransom until he agrees to let them rest and never perm their poor hair again.

Romeo: Decided to change their name to something that would bring them up on Google. Now debuting as “Hamlet” they continue to do cute concepts even though they’re almost over the hill and have mortgages and light bills.

24K: Has found global fame after creating the world’s first rational storyline….realizes most of the fame came because everyone was googling Bruno Mars. Accepts fame anyway.

Winner: Reunites again with Namtae. Quits YG after leaving a steaming pile of dog poop on his desk. Produces music that heals and restores all of our broken souls.

Choco Milk

Imagine a pocket-sized you with your lips latched on an extra long bendy straw that’s resting inside a mug of chocolate milk. Hoseok sits in one of the dining room chairs and watches as you happily drink the chocolate milk, content that the two straws he merged are being put to good use. He stands up for a second to go and pour himself a cup as well (he got thirsty watching you drink all that milk). Coming back from the kitchen, he freaks out when he can’t spot your figure by the mug. He spins in circles frantically trying to find you.

When he realizes it’s no use (you’re a difficult one to find after all), Hoseok plops himself onto the dining room chair again. He brings the cup to his mouth and begins to sip, and as he glances over the rim of the cup, he notices a fluff of hair peeking out of the mug you were previously drinking out of. Setting his cup down, he lifts the mug to bring it closer to his view, and he sees you resting right inside of it. You’re leaning against the ceramic wall of the clearly empty mug, and before he can even scold you for scaring the daylights out of him, you let out the loudest and, not to mention, squeakiest burp he’s ever heard.


I don’t have enough followers for this to be seen by anyone myself, but I really wanted to let someone know.

I recently saw the Muffins N Milk Salvation Army thread and decided to check out her twitter account - I don’t have any sensitive content or parent lock on my account (seriously, I’m 20, there is no chance of someone else turning on these settings), and have never seen this come up before. After spending quite a while trying to remove my ‘sensitive context filter’ (I didn’t even know I had one?) I FINALLY got to view her tweets and there is NOTHING remotely sensitive about them.

It almost seems like twitter has made it difficult to view her tweets because she is trans or homeless or spoken out about the Salvation Army, IDEK.

I just think it’s wrong and sad, and I wanted to let someone know because, if it has been done deliberately I don’t have any power to do anything about it.


F is for Flidais

Flidais (pronounced appx. FLEE-duhsh) is an Irish goddess.  She is also known by the epithet Foltchaín, meaning “beautiful hair.” The modern Gaeilge spelling is “Fliodhais,” which changes the pronunciation, so I prefer the Gaeilge.  Little is know about Flidais as She is only mentioned a few times in lore, but this has not stopped Her being a powerful force in the lives of modern people.  

Despite the limited information available in the lore, Flidais is associated with both cattle and deer.  In Táin Bó Flidais and in Táin Bó Cúailnge, we see tales of Her providing incredible amounts of milk for various armies from her herd and in Lebor Gabála Érenn, we see Her son being granted the power to milk a herd of deer as if they were cattle, thus providing these associations.  

As for Her association with the woodlands, the general consensus is that it’s SPG (Shared Personal Gnosis).  It’s something I haven’t questioned in a very long time until I sat down to write this and, after scouring through source and other materials and talking with other GPs, I realized it’s pretty well this way for everyone. It just is.  Her association with deer and with not being tied down to any one place probably play into this, but I think it also comes from how She presents Herself.  I find it funny that She is so often called a “goddess of the woodlands” in descriptions that don’t even list other things about Her when that’s actually not based in the lore.  Just goes to show how UPG becomes SPG and can become so intertwined that it isn’t even questioned. 

Time for a little more UPG…

So, I first encountered Flidais years ago and totally on accident.  I started having these dreams of a woman in the woods, dressed in green, and with fiery red hair.  It almost seemed to glow or shimmer.  And She was surrounded by deer.  Now, I’m from the South and we’re known to have deer even in the middle of a lot of our cities sometimes, but I’d been seeing them EVERYWHERE.  

I looked for a very long time, trying to figure out who She was.  There were songs that made me think of Her, but I still didn’t know who She was.  I was at a kind of post-Wiccan, pre-anything else specific point in my religious journey, so I wasn’t even sure where to look and eventually I kinda gave up. Then I was browsing the internet one day, just reading about various “Celtic” deities when I found a single sentence entry: “Flidais is an Irish goddess associated with the woodlands and deer.”  And I knew.  I knew instantly that this was who I’d been looking for and who I’d seen in my dreams.  

Since then, I’ve done more reading, though not as much as I’d like, and it’s been kind of a trial and error situation, but it feels right. I especially feel Her presence from the budding of the trees through late fall/early winter, though I rarely dream of Her anymore. I think She just wanted my attention and once that was gained, I had Her image burned into my brain.

I also have some UPG about Her association with pet animals.  Though Her associations with domestic cattle are well known, I’ve also long felt Her presence in matters of domestic animals like cats, dogs, pet rabbits, etc.  I’ve been trying to work out a prayer to Her and Manannán for quite some time, to no avail, because of my profession. 

Admittedly, my relationships with the Dé have slacked recently, but after having started morning and evening ritual prayers, it has truly re-energized my spirituality. 

MY FIRST EVER UNKNOWN CALORIE CONSUMPTION. This was a hot chocolate made up with MILK in a PUBLIC CAFE with beautiful FROTH on top. I am so so proud of myself and though I’m feeling quite sicky and headachy, this is the first time I’ve ever felt normal in AGES. it felt like I was grabbing a hot chocolate at break time with a friend which others do all the time: it felt incredible :)


-Merch giveaway! -

-Most of this stuff is some leftover items i got from The Confessions Tour! But in the process of sorting everything out i found a signed Megosh poster that i included. -


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i will be picking the winner one month from now, May 12th, 2015    

  -picking the night of the 12th, so anytime between 7:00 PM midnight (eastern time)-

Giveaway Inclues:

  • Alesana Army PMA T-shirt (size small) 
  • Alesana “Confessions” wristband
  • The Ivory poster
  • The Confessions Tour poster signed by all of Alesana ( doesn’t look like its signed because they used black sharpie, but i promise it’s signed) 
  • Vanity Strikes CD (they played on the Buffalo, New York date) 
  • Megosh Posted (signed by Derv, Finch and Josh) 
  • The Funeral Portrait CD
  • The Confessions Tour VIP laminate 


Me: There are two types of rationalists: The ones who are #ChildFree4Lyfe, and the ones who want a minimum of six dozen kids.

Dude: And the latter group is blacker than the former, too. How does it feel to be contributing to miscegenation and the displacement of the white race? :p

Me: My armies of milk chocolate spawn shall spread across the land, conquering this earth and leaving destruction in their wake, all while I babble ecstatically about the wheels on the bus.

Watch on


Jimin, Awwwwww.

29/5/2015 (Trans) More Soldier’s accounts on Jaejoong’s handsomeness + Milk & Shirtless ♡:

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[1].  Eye witness account:

Q: Do u see him (Kim Jaejoong) often? 

A: Yes, he asked me for extra pack of Milk.  (◍’౪`◍)ノ゙♡

[2]  Soldier: “Every morning Kim Jaejoong runs without his shirt. Come and take a look. Kkkk Oh! Really want to go!!!” (˶ॢ‾᷄﹃‾᷅˵ॢ)

[3]  Friend’s FB: “Jaejoong was placed in his division today. Everyone there’s sighing now. Coz he’s too handsome”

[4] Senior Soldier: “I saw Jaejoong today. Looks so handsome even when his head is buzzed. Then, looked into mirror… See no solution there.”

His Friend: “Let’s be strong. Getting stronger’s not gonna do u any good but… “

Senior Soldier: “It’s ok. Jaejoong is still a private.”

(trans: crystalmoon64)