So I was the DM for a heavily dumbed down game a week or so ago. In it I had 2 players attempting to escape from a monster on the moon (both ‘astronauts’ and the monster were player controlled). Near the end of the game the 2 astronauts were in the captains quarters of an abandoned military outpost and each was given the option to hide in the room.( K and C are human, M is the monster.)
K : I remove my clothing and lie on the bed seductively, with a gun under the pillow.
C : Ill hide in the wardrobe with my pole.
Me (done with these players) : okay, sure.
M (who cannot see what the others did) : I’m going to bust through this wall (rolls this games version of a nat20)
Me : Okay. You burst into the room, causing the wardrobe to fall over, trapping C underfoot. You look around the room and spot K laying on the bed, rabidly suffocating because someone forgot tO TURN ON THE LIFE SUPPORT.
(The monster won rather easily after that.)