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A字部 Acrobatic, 特技、特殊體位 Adorable, 可愛 Adultery, 偷情 Aerobics, 有氧運動 African, 非洲裔 Afro, 阿弗羅、黑人爆炸頭 Aged, 年長者(60路以上) Airplane, 空姐、飛機 Alien, 外星人或外籍人士 All Holes, 多洞(前後、嘴巴或其他) 感謝鄉民hsf0318更正補充 Amateur, 素人自拍 American, 美國(滿多以地名為號召的) Amputee, 斷肢者(幾乎是素人) Amsterdam, 阿姆斯特丹 Anal, 肛交(異性肛交佔很大) Anal Beads, 玻璃珠狀情趣玩具(google波堤獅 Anal Creampie,肛交內射 Anal Dilation,擴肛器 Anal DP, 兩屌一肛 Anal Fisting, 肛門拳交 DP= Double Penetration,只有Penetration的話通常是前後兩個洞都塞 Anal Gape, 字面上翻肛裂,但基本上是呈現括約肌尚未收縮的狀態 Anal Toying, 肛交玩具 Angry, 生氣的 Animation, 動畫 Anime, 卡通 兩者都有互相重疊,不過animation會包含比較多CG動畫,後者則以手繪較多 Antique, 超老A片、黑白片 Arabian, 阿拉伯人(素人居多) Argentinian, 阿根廷人 Armpit, 腋魔俠 Army, 軍裝 Artistic, 藝術家(很愛拍用屌作畫…) Asian, 亞裔 Ass Worship, 屁股崇拜,通常只拍屁股或特寫 Ass-to-mouth,肛交後口交 Assfingering, 摳屁眼 感謝鄉民Dialysis更正補充:ass-to-mouth常簡寫ATM,重點在肛交完直接口交,非肛對口 Asshole, 屁眼特寫 Asslick, 舔肛 (被舔過真的超爽) Audition, 面試 Australian, 澳洲人 感謝鄉民Dialysis更正補充 Austrian 奧地利人 ==== B字部 Babysitter, 保母 Backroom, 密室(ex很有名的面試系列) Backseat, 汽車後座 Backstage, 劇組人員視角看別人拍A片 Balcony, 陽台 Ball Busting, 打蛋蛋 彈蛋蛋 Ball Kicking,踢蛋蛋 Ball Licking, 舔蛋蛋 Ballerina, 芭蕾舞衣 Balloon, 氣球(通常是女生幹氣球) Banana, 幹香蕉或被香蕉幹 Banging, 群交(多男對一女) 感謝鄉民Dialysis更正補充 Bar, 酒吧 Barebacking, 不戴套中出 Baseball, 棒球裝或球棒插 Basement, 地下室 Basketball, 籃球 Bathing, 洗澡 Bathroom, 浴室 BBC (Big Black Cock), 大黑屌 BBW, 大胖妹 BDSM, 虐戀 BBW= Big Beautiful Woman BDSM: 綁縛與調教(bondage & discipline,即B/D) 支配與臣服(dominance & submission,即D/S) 施虐與受虐(sadism & masochism,即S/M) 主要以在安全狀況下執行,不等於性虐待 Beach, 海邊 Beads, 玻璃珠狀情趣玩具 Bear, 熊族(甲甲片類別) Beaver, 女性濃毛陰部 熊族在歐美常指體重較重且大多有茂盛體毛與鬍鬚的同性戀或雙性戀男性 Bedroom, 臥室 Beer, 啤酒瓶 Behind The Scenes, 幕後 Belgian, 比利時人 Belly, 小腹 Bend Over, 背後式、老漢推車 Best Friend, 好朋友(多兩女一男) Beurette, 阿拉伯裔法國人(或北非移民) Bicycle, 腳踏車(你心裡想的那種) Big Ass, 豐臀、大屁股 Big Clit, 大陰蒂 Big Cock, 大懶趴 Big Natural Tits, 自然巨乳 Big Nipples, 大奶頭 Big Pussy, 大陰部 Big Tits, 大奶 Biker, 重機、機車騎士 Bikini, 比基尼 Bimbo, 花痴女 Birthday, 生日 Bisexual, 雙性戀(通常是雙插頭) Bitch, 婊子 Bizarre, 奇人軼事 Black, 黑皮膚者 Black Butt, 黑人屁股特寫 Blindfolded, 蒙眼 Blonde, 金髮 Blooper, NG畫面 Blowbang, 多人口交 Blowjob, 叭叭叭 Blue Eyed, 藍眼睛 Boat, 船上 Body Painting,人體彩繪 Bodybuilder, 健身、全身肌肉者 Bodystocking,絲質包覆透膚性感睡衣 Bombshell, 巨乳 Bondage, 奴役者 Boobs, 奶子 Boots, 長靴 Booty, 大屁股 Boss, 總裁系列 Bottle, 塞瓶子 Bound, 束縛住的 Braces, 牙套 Braids, 綁辮子的 Brazilian, 巴西人 Breasts, 胸部 Breath Play, 窒息式性愛 Breeding, 中出到洨流出來 Bride, 新娘裝 British, 英國人 Brunette, 深色髮色人 Brutal, 粗暴的 Bukkake, 多人顏射 感謝鄉民s101881、Dialysis補充更正 Bulgarian, 保加利亞人 Bunny, 兔女郎 Bus, 公車癡漢 Bush, 濃毛者 Business Woman, OL套裝 Busty, 大胸部 Butt, 屁股 Buxom 豐滿的 ==== C字部 Cage, 籠子 Cameltoe, 駱駝趾(陰唇突起於緊身衣褲) Canadian, 加拿大人 Caning, 鞭打 Car, 車裡 Cartoon, 卡通 Cash, 性交易或金錢引誘素人拍A片 感謝鄉民Dialysis更正補充 Casting, 試鏡 Catfight, 女女打架或百合 Catsuit, 緊身衣 Caught, 偷拍 Caught Masturbating, 偷拍到某人自慰 CBT (Cock Ball Torture), 虐蛋蛋 CEI (Cum Eating Instr.), 吃洨 Celebrity, 名人 Centerfold, 身材很棒的人 CFNM, 女著裝男裸體 Chained, 鎖鏈綁住 Champagne, 香檳瓶 Changing Room, 更衣室 Chastity belt貞操帶(ex:BDSM等情境使用) 感謝鄉民chavaze補充 Cheating, 外遇 Cheerleader, 啦啦隊 Chilean, 智利人 Chinese, 中國人 Chips, 類比男性生殖器(甲片多) 感謝鄉民achiang40提問 Choking Play,窒息式性愛 Chubby, 胖妹 Chunky, 小隻胖馬 Cigarette, 抽菸(或菸為道具) CILOHAKROW翻譯 Cinema, 電影院 Clamp, 夾具(ex夾奶頭) Classic, 經典老片 Classroom, 教室 Cleaner, 清潔工 Cleavage, 乳溝 Clinic, 診所 Clit, 陰蒂 Close Up, 特寫 Clothed Pissing, 尿褲子 Clothed Sex, 穿衣砲 Clown, 小丑 Club, 夜店、俱樂部 Coach, 教練 Coed, 男女同校 Collar, 項圈 College Girl,大學生 College Party, 大學趴 Colombian, 哥倫比亞人 Comic, 漫畫 Competition, 競賽 Compilation, XX合輯 Condom Play, 戴套玩 Cop, 警察 Corset, 馬甲 Cosplay, 同人 Costume, 特殊服裝(ex戲服、道具) Cotton Panties,內褲 Couch, 沙發 Cougar, 大約三十到四十路的女人 Country, 鄉下、野外 Cowgirl, 女牛仔,也有騎乘位的意涵 感謝鄉民zvezda補充 Crazy, 瘋瘋癲癲奇怪的 Creampie, 內射 Croatian, 克羅埃西亞人 Crop Whip, 鞭打 Crossdressing, 變裝(google boku) Crotchless Panties, 開襠褲 Cuban, 古巴人 Cuckold, 妻子外遇 感謝鄉民RatrideFrog補充: 有些可能是是老婆給別人幹老公在旁邊看 Cucumber, 大黃瓜 Cum, 射惹 Cum Brushing,射的到處都是 Cum Covered, 射的整個都是 Cum Drenched,射得全部都是 Cum Eating, 甲洨 Cum Gargling,射的多到可以漱口 Cum In Her Eyes,射到馬子眼睛 Cum In Mouth,射在嘴巴 Cum Inside, 射在裡面 Cum Swallowing,吞洨 Cum Swapping, 用嘴巴交換洨 Cumshot, 射在臉上 Cunt, 陰部 Curly Haired,泡麵捲髮 Curvy, 肉肉女(沒有到很胖) Cute, 可愛的 Czech, 捷克人 ==== D字部 Dancing, 跳舞的 Danish, 丹麥人 Dare, 大冒險 Dark Hair, 深色髮色的 Deepthroat, 深喉嚨 Delivery Guy, 外送員 Denial, 幫打槍 Dentist, 牙醫 Desi, 印度女人 Desk, 桌下 Desperate, 趁人之危要求的性愛 Diaper, 尿布or嬰兒角色扮演 Dick, 屌 Dildo, 假陽具 感謝鄉民wangattack更正補充 Dirty Talk, 淫語 Doggystyle, 老漢推車 Doll, 充氣娃娃 Domination, Dominatrix,支配、統治 感謝鄉民lockbolt更正補充 Dominican, 多明尼加人 Dorm, 宿舍 Double Anal, 兩屌一肛 Double Blowjob,兩女一屌 Double Fisting, 兩拳一洞 Double Fucking,兩屌一洞 Double Penetration,兩屌一洞或兩洞 Double Pussy, 兩屌一洞 感謝鄉民lockbolt更正補充 感謝鄉民Dialysis更正補充:double penetratio=DP, 專指一肛一穴同時插 Double Toying,兩玩具 Dressing Room, 更衣室 Downblouse, 偷拍女生寬鬆衣服露出乳溝的畫面 感謝鄉民runaway580提問補充 Drilled, 煞砲 DTD (Deep Throat Dick),深喉嚨 Dungeon, 地牢 Dutch, 荷蘭人 感謝鄉民Momojar更正 鄉民conference補充:dutch荷蘭人 deutsch才是德國人 Drunk, 爛醉的 感謝鄉民Dialysis補充 Dyed Hair, 染髮 Dyke, 女女 ==== E字部 Ebony, 黑人 Egyptian,埃及人 Electrified, 電擊 Elevator,電梯 Emo, 情緒化青年 Enema,灌腸 感謝鄉民Lanslote補充: Emo比較像穿得像Rocker的女生,特徵是染髮刺青跟穿洞 Erotic, 藝術 Exhibitionists,野外露出 Exotic, 異國風情的 Experienced, 經驗老到 Extreme 極端性愛 ==== F字部 Face Sitting,坐臉吃屄 Facial,顏射 Fake Tits, 甲奶 Farm,農場 Farting, 放屁 Fat,肥的 Fat Mature, 肥婆 Fat Teen (18/19), 肥妹 Feet, 腳控 Felching, 吸精 Female Ejaculation, 潮吹 Femdom,女王扮演 Feminization,女裝 Fetish, 戀物 FFM, 兩女一男 Filipin, 菲律賓人 (FFM=Female, Female, Male) Fingering, 用手摳 Finnish, 芬蘭人 First Time, 觸女秀 Fishnet,網襪(有時會套全身) Fisting, 拳交(拳頭伸進去QQ) Fitness,健身、有氧運動 Flasher, 偷拍 Flat Chested,貧乳、平胸 Flexible, 柔軟度好的 Flogger Whip, 鞭打(好像是那種鞭子很多頭的) Fondling, 愛撫 Foot Fetish,足控 Football, 足球 Footjob,足交 Foreplay, 前戲 Forest,森林 Forced, 強制的(後面可以加上任意動作) 感謝鄉民Dialysis補充 Foursome, 4p Freckled,雀斑 French, 法國人 Fur,穿著皮草 Futanari, 扶他(女性卻擁有男性性器官) ==== G字部 Gagged (Bit Or Ball),用約束球堵嘴 Gagging,用屌堵嘴 Gangbang, 群交 Gaping Hole,把洞撐超開(前或後都有) Garden, 花園 Garter Belts,吊帶襪 Gay, 甲甲 Gay Black Male,黑甲甲 Gay Teen (18/19),嫩甲甲 Gay Vs. Straight,甲甲跟異男 German, 德國人 Ghetto,貧民窟、少數族群 Girdle, 束腹 Girl Nextdoor,鄰家女孩 Giving Head, 哈屌 Glasses,眼鏡控 Gloryhole, 偷窺孔(屌從洞伸出XD) Gloves,手套控 Golden Shower,尿尿 Golf,高爾夫 Goth, 哥德式(眼影妝比較重) Grandma,阿嬤,瓦哥菜 Grandpa, 阿公 Granny,阿嬤 Greek, 希臘人 Grinding,女女百合 Group Orgy, 群交 Gym,體育館 Gymnast, 體操 Gynecologist,婦產科 ==== H字部 Hair Pulling,拔毛癖 Hairless, 毛髮稀疏的 Hairy, 濃毛的 Halloween,萬聖節 Handcuffed, 手銬 Handjob,打手槍 Happy Ending,快樂結局(按摩變打砲) Hardbodied,健身 Hawaiian, 夏威夷人 Hawt,性感的(從having a wonderful time演進) Hazing, 集體欺凌(類似軍隊訓話) Hentai,日本重口味動漫(EX觸手等) Hermaphrodite,雌雄同體(陰陽人) High Heels,高跟鞋 Hippy, 嬉皮(多野砲) Hirsute,多毛的 Hitch Hiker, 搭便車者 Hogtied,被綑綁者 Holiday, 渡假 Homeless,流浪漢、街友 Hooters, 辣妹 Hospital,夜勤病棟、醫院 Hotpants, 熱褲 Huge Toy,超大尺寸性玩具 Humiliation, 羞辱 Humping,磨蹭 Hungarian, 匈牙利人 Hunk,健壯體型者(甲甲片為主) Hung, 大懶趴 感謝鄉民htcsmart提出疑問 ==== I字部 Ibiza, 伊維薩人 Indian,印度人 Indonesian, 印尼人 Innocent,清純妹(推薦Lexi Belle) 感謝鄉民dodolongdodo更正 Insertion, 插入(幹一堆怪東西都放的進)Instruction,教學片 Interracial, 跨種族 Interview,面試 Iranian, 伊朗人 Irish,愛爾蘭人 Israeli, 以色列人 Italian,義大利人 ==== J字部 Jacuzzi, 按摩浴缸 Jail,監獄 Japanese, 日本人 JAV (Japanese Adult V.),日本A片 Jeans, 牛仔褲 Jerking,打手槍 Jewish, 猶太人 Jizz,射惹 Jock, 運動員(多甲片) JOI (Jerk Off Instr.)打手槍, 感謝鄉民Lanslote補充: JOI不是單純的打手槍~ 通常是女優一邊對著鏡頭用手做簡諧運動,一邊 講色色的話,就好像有人當場幫你打手槍一樣 Juggs, 巨乳 Juicy,多汁的 Jungle 叢林 ==== K字部 Kinky, 奇怪的、不常見或變態的 Kissing,玩親親 感謝鄉民zvezda補充: 翻為變態可能更合適(指比較不常見的性愛模式如BDSM) Kitchen, 廚房 Knockers,胸部(不穿胸罩或少約束的) Korean 韓國人,不是狗,獸交被禁止 ==== L字部 Labia, 陰唇 Lace, 蕾絲內衣 Lactating, 母乳片 Lady, 二十歲以上的妹仔 Ladyboy, 人妖 Lap Dancing,脫衣舞 Latex, 乳膠緊身衣 Latina/Latino,拉丁裔 Leashed, 皮帶拴住 Leather,皮衣 Legs, 腿控 Lesbian,女女戀、百合 Lezdom, 女女戀統治慾 Librarian,圖書館員 Lick, 舔 Lifeguard,救生員 Limousine, 高級轎車 Lingerie,女用貼身內衣褲 Lipstick, 口紅 Live Cam (Recorded),視訊側錄 Loads Of Cum,洨多到不行 Lockerroom,更衣室 Lollipop, 棒棒糖 Long Hair,長髮控 Long Legged, 長腿控 Long Nails,長指甲 Lotion, 乳液 Lucky,一男多女 ==== M字部 Machine Fucking, 被機器幹 Maid,女僕 Malaysian, 馬來西亞人 Maledom, 男性統治 Mardi Gras, 狂歡脫衣 Married,已婚的 Mask, 面具 Massage,按摩 Masseuse, 女按摩師 Massive Tits,大胸部 Masturbating,自慰 Masturbation Instruction, 自慰教學 Mature, 熟女 Mature Amateur, 熟女素人 Mature Lesbian,熟女同志 Mature Teacher,熟女教師 Medical, 醫療人員 Medieval, 中世紀 Mega Tits, 超大胸部 Melons,大胸部 Messy, 一團亂 Messy Facials,瘋狂顏射 Mexican, 墨西哥人 Midget, 侏儒 MILF, 人妻 Military, 軍隊 (MILF=Mother I’d Like (to) Fuck) 感謝鄉民zvezda更正補充 Milk, 內射都是洨或是母乳 Miniskirt,迷你裙 Mirror, 鏡子 Missionary,傳教士體位(女下男上) Mistress, 女性統治 MMF,兩男一女3P(Male, Male, Female) Moaning, 呻吟 Model,模特兒 Mom, 媽媽 Money, 錢 Monster Cock,怪獸級巨屌 Monster Tits, 怪獸級巨乳 Motel, 汽車旅館 Mouthful,整隻嘴塞滿 Muff Diving, 吃屄 Mummification,纏覆慾(木乃伊或是全身包覆) Muscled 富有肌肉的 ==== N字部 Nature, 未整形的 Naughty,淘氣的 Neighbor, 鄰居的 Nerdy, 宅宅的、書呆子氣的(通常戴眼鏡) Nipples, 奶頭 Noisy, 吵鬧的、大聲的 Norwegian, 挪威人 Nude, 裸體的 Nudist, 裸體主義者 Nun,修女 Nurse, 護士 Nuru Massage, 諾魯按摩(類似塗油按摩再打砲) Nylon, 尼龍、多數是絲襪 Nympho女色情狂 ==== O字部 Obese, 超胖的 Office,辦公室 Oiled, 抹油的 Old Farts,老人 Old Man, 老人 Old Vs. Young (18-25),老人吃嫩妹 Oldy, 老人 On Her Knees,跪著樹懶趴 On Top, 上體位 Open Pussy,撐開屄 Oral, 口交 Orgasm,性高潮(強調女性) Orgy, 群交 Oriental,東方面孔 Outdoor, 野外 Own Cum,自己射惹 ==== P字部 Paddled, 鞭打 Pain,痛楚(不限方式) Pakistani, 巴基斯坦 Pale, 白皮膚的 Panties, 女性內褲 Pantyhose, 絲襪 Park Sex, 公園砲 Parody,模仿(電影、戲劇、動漫之類的) Party, 派對 Passionate,激情的 PAWG, 大屁股的白皮膚女孩 Peeing, 小便、尿尿 (PAWG= phat ass white girl) Pegging, 女生戴假屌反幹男生 Penis, 老二、男性生殖器 Perky, 胸部好看的,尖挺的 感謝鄉民nameofroses更正補充: perky是胸部有點上翹的意思,李敖的翻譯:「小奶上翹」 Peruvian, 祕魯人 Perverted,性變態的 Petite, 小隻馬 感謝鄉民Dialysis補充 感謝鄉民Vexed更正 Phone, 邊打電話邊打砲 Photoshoot,攝影棚砲或是邊打砲邊拍照 Piano, 鋼琴附近打砲 Pierced Nipples,奶頭穿孔(飾品) Pierced Pussy,外陰部穿孔(飾品) Pigtail, 雙馬尾 Pillow,枕頭(多女性自慰用) Pinay, 菲律賓女孩 Pink Pussy,粉紅鮑(話說白人多數顏色較淺) Piss Drinking,喝尿 Pissed On, 尿在上面 Pissing, 尿 Pizza, 披薩外送或披薩情趣(懶覺從中間伸出XD Plumber, 水管工、水電工 Plump Teen (18/19),胖女孩 Poker, 撲克牌、牌桌 Police, 警察 Polish, 波蘭人 Ponyplay, 騎士play Ponytail, 馬尾 Pool, 泳池 Pornstar, A片演員(專職) Portuguese, 葡萄牙人 Posing, POV (Point Of View),第一人稱視角 Pre-cum, 前列腺液 Pregnant, 孕婦 Pretty,漂亮的 Princess, 公主 Prison,監獄 Prolapse, 脫肛(部分直腸外露) Prostate, 前列腺(屌特寫) Public, 公共場所 Public Masturbation,公共場所自慰 Puffy Nipples, 激凸的 Punished,懲罰性的 Punk, 龐克 Pussy,陰道 Pussy Eating,吃屄 Pussy Licking,舔屄 Pussy Stretching,陰道拉撐 Pussylips,陰唇特寫 Pussypump, 陰道抽真空導致腫脹狀 PVC人造塑膠皮緊身衣 ==== Q字部 Queen, 女皇 Quickie打快砲(多在5分鐘內) ==== R字部 Ranch, 牧場野外 Raunchy,不修邊幅的 Ravage, 蹂躪 Reality,實境 Rectal Exam,肛門檢查(多有醫生) Red Bottom,打屁股 Redhead, 紅頭髮 Repairman,水電工 Restaurant, 餐廳 Retro, 復古的 Revenge, 復仇(ex分手流出) Reverse Cowgirl, 女性背後騎乘式 Riding, 騎乘位 Rimjob,舔肛 Role-Play, 角色扮演 Romanian,羅馬尼亞人 Rough, 粗暴的 Rubber, 橡膠(或全包覆) Rubbing, 摩擦 Russian,俄羅斯人 ==== S字部 Saggy Tits, 垂奶(奶型、不一定是老人) Sailor,水手 Sandwich, 嬲,3P Satin, 絲質性感睡衣 Sauna, 桑拿、三溫暖 School Uniform,學校制服 Scissoring, 剪刀腳百合 Scottish,蘇格蘭人 Screaming, 尖叫 Secretary,秘書 Security Guard, 保全 Seduce,魅惑 See Through,走光 Self Facial,顏射自己(多甲片) Self Fisting,自己拳交 Self Fuck, 自幹(多甲甲片,懶趴捅自己屁眼) Self Suck, 速自己懶 Sensual, 感性的 Serbian, 塞爾維亞人 Sex Tape, 性愛錄影帶(多素人) Shaved, 刮過毛的 Shaving,刮毛 Shemale, 人妖、雙性人 Shemale Fucks girl, 人妖幹查某 Shemale Fucks Guy, 人妖幹男人 Shemale Vs. Shemale,人妖互修幹 Shoe, 鞋控 Shoejob,幹鞋、鞋交 Shop, 商店 Short Hair,短髮 Shorts, 短褲 Shower,淋浴 Shy, 害羞 Silicone Tits,假奶(明顯球狀躺下不外擴) Sissy, 娘砲、變裝慾 Skank, 瞎妹仔(低階言語、表現水準) Skinny, 瘦子 Skirt, 裙子 Slap, 打巴掌 Slave, 奴隸 Slim, 瘦子、偏瘦的 Sloppy,洨味很重 愛吃屌的 Slut, 蕩婦(伊媚主播不是) Small Cock, 小雞雞 Small Tits, 小胸部(比貧乳大一點) Smoking,抽菸 Snatch, 讓人想幹的 Snowballing,口傳精液 Soccer, 足球 Socks, 襪子 Sofa Sex, 沙發砲 Softcore, 微‧A片(口味清淡的) Solarium, 日光浴機 Solo,自慰 Sorority, 姐妹會(都是女生) South California,南加州 Spandex, 內搭褲或彈性褲 Spanish, 西班牙人 Spanked,打屁股 Speculum, 觀察鏡(擴陰) Sperm,洨、精液 Spit, 口水 Sport,運動 Spring Break, 春天 Squirt, 潮吹 Sri Lankan, 斯里蘭卡人 SSBBW,超級胖女人 (SSBBW=Super-Sized Big, Beautiful Woman) Standing Position,站姿性愛(比較有機會找到火車便當的體位) 感謝鄉民hc230000補充 Stewardess, 女服務生 Stockings,絲襪 Store, 商店 Story, 故事 Stranger, 陌生人、素人 Strap-on, 戴假屌 Strap-on Femdom,戴假屌女性統治 Strap-on Guy, 女戴假屌幹男 Strap-on Lesbian, 女戴假屌幹女 Strap-on Shemale, 戴假屌幹雙性人 Street, 街頭 Stripper, 脫衣舞孃 Stripping,脫衣 Stroking, 女生手打槍、半套 Stud, 種馬(壯男) Student, 學生 Stupid Girl, 天然呆、笨女生 Submissive, 服從的 Sucking, 樹賴 Sunbathing, 日光浴 Superhero,超級英雄 Surprise, 出奇不意 Swedish, 瑞典人(讚!) Swimming, 泳池 Swimsuit,泳衣 Swinger, 群交,含有有換伴的意思 Swiss,瑞士人 感謝鄉民spiritstorm更正補充 Swollen Pussy 腫脹的鮑 ==== T字部 Table, 桌子 Taiwanese, 台灣之光 Talk, 講話 Tall,高個子 Tan Lines, 曬痕 Tanned,棕色皮膚的 Tattoo, 刺青的 Teacher,老師 Tease, 玩弄 Teen (18/19),18、19歲的嫩妹 Tennis, 網球 Tentacle, 觸手 Tgirl, 雙性人 Thai,泰國人 Theater, 電影院 Thick, 胖的 Thin, 很瘦的(皮包骨) Thong, 丁字褲 Threesome, 3P Throat,喉嚨 Throat Fucked, 深喉交 Tickling, 搔癢 Tied Up, 綁起來 Tight, 緊身衣或衣服很貼身 Tight Pussy,很緊的屄 Tiny Dick,奈米屌 Tiny Tits, 貧乳 Titjob,乳交 Titless, 貧乳 Tits, 奶子 Titty Fuck, 乳交 Toes, 腳趾 Toilet, 廁所 Tokyo,東京 Tongue, 舌頭 Toon,卡通 Topless, 上空的 Torture (BDSM),調教,詳細可參考上方BDSM Tourist, 遊客 Toys,性玩具 Trailer Girl, 露營拖車內性交 Trampling, 踩踏(ex性器官) Tranny, 變性人 Tranny (Post-Op), 雙性人 Transformation, 變裝 Transsexual,變性人 Transvestite, 變裝慾 Trib, 女女百合 Tricked,把戲、詐騙、小玩意 Trimmed Pussy, 修剪陰毛過的陰部 Truth Or Dare, 真心話大冒險 Tugjob, 不用陰道或嘴巴的方法使射精 Turkish,土耳其人 Twink 年輕的甲甲 ==== U字部 Ugly, 醜的 Ukrainian,烏克蘭 Uncensored, 無碼的 Uncut Dick,未割包屌 Underwater, 水下砲(泳池之類的) Underwear,內衣 Undressing, 內衣 Uniform,制服 University, 大學 Unshaved,未除毛的(很多老外有除毛習慣) Upskirt 裙底春光 ==== V字部 Vacation, 假期(多在海邊) Vacuum,真空吸取 Vagina, 陰道 Vaginal Cumshot,陰道中出特寫 感謝鄉民zvezda更正補充 Vampire, 吸血鬼 Van,箱型車 Vegetable, 蔬果 Venezuelan,委內瑞拉人 Vibrator, 按摩棒 Vietnamese,越南人 Vintage, 經典老片 Virgin,處女 Virtual, 虛擬性愛(強調對觀看者的互動) Vixen, 聰明有魅力的 Voyeur,偷窺者 ==== W字部 Waitress, 女服務生 Wanking,打手槍 Watersport, 尿尿 Wax,蠟油 Webcam (Recorded),視訊 Wedding,婚禮 Weird, 奇奇怪怪的都有 Wet, 濕身秀 Wet T-shirt,衣服濕 Whaletail,丁字褲 Whip, 皮鞭 White,白人 Wife Swap, 換妻 Wild, 野外 Window, 窗邊砲 Wine,酒 Workout, 健身的(身材緊實非大肌肉) Worship, XX崇拜 Wrapped Bondage,包覆奴役 Wrestling, 摔角 wild, 狂野的 WTF,不知道在衝三小的 ==== X字部 Xmas 聖誕節 X-ART 性愛藝術影片 ==== Y字部 Yacht, 遊艇 Yoga, 瑜珈

[BREAKING + Constant Update] T.O.P’s Mother Speaks Up “My Son is Close to Dying”

Originally posted by theonlykings

As many statements continued to be released about K-Pop superstar BIG BANG member T.O.P’s condition, T.O.P’s family and YG Entertainment have finally spoken up, refuting the claims that T.O.P is not unconscious or only suffered minor issues. T.O.P’s mother specifically noted that her son is “close to dying”.

[UPDATE] Doctors confirm T.O.P overdosed on anti-depressants.

[UPDATE 2] T.O.P has regained consciousness

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“Good morning, vhenan.”

I finally finished it! All those tattoos, so many references…XD It is still a work in progress, Victory adds to his sleeves with new family members and meaningful life events. 

earlier today my father forwarded two emails to me,
one along the lines of “all immigrants are sleeping agents sent here to organize and kill us” and another showing the head of the pirate party -
(liberal left, won seats in the recent parliamentary elections for the first time bc most uni students/activists voted for them bc they’re the one party that’s pro-human rights anti-capitalism which had any chance to place ok)
- at a “welcome, immigrants” rally and it was typed in a “True Colours Revealed, Bartoš is pro-immigrants, what will the youths who clearly voted for him just bc he wants to legalize torrent download do Now” manner

so i mailed back something like “💩💩💩 most of us voted pirates bc were not racist cretins but aight” and now im waiting to get disowned or something sjshhs

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Jonerys Appreciation Week Day 7: Free Choice

Jon Snow’s not in love with me.

Oh my mistake, I suppose he stares at you longingly because he’s hopeful for a successful military alliance.

Thank you Jonerys for trademarking the phrase “hopeful for a successful military alliance.”

fem!ed/havoc happy au

@arrowsbane well i guess we’re going to just have to keep being inspired by each other. i read her amazing post HERE, which was in turn inspired by my post HERE and you don’t need to read any of these to read this, but can i just say –

holy shit. havoc/ed. what a brilliant fucking paring that i’ve never even thought of before. holy shit, it’s perfect.

so – to set the scene. trans female ed. trans ed who performed human transmutation not to bring anyone back to life (both her parents are alive, but gone, trisha was not content to be left behind this go around) but instead to give her the body she always desired. and she succeeds. she and al are still trained by izumi curtis, and this gives ed her driving passion, her goal in life – to be a housewife.

so she and al go about her adventures, dragging winry along more often than not, but they stay away from central and they always come home. and ed’s about to turn twenty, and pinako is talking to her old friend ellie, and ellie is moaning about her unmarried grandson, her grandson who refuses to inherit the general store and won’t settle down and is off in the military, of all things. he’s a bright, handsome boy, elle says, he just has his head in the wrong place.

and pinako taps her pipe and goes – you know i’ve been raising three kids right, my granddaughter and my neighbor’s kids, a boy and a girl. and ellie is surprised, she thought both elric children were boys, but she dismisses the thought easily. she remembers ed as a tomboy, of course, and with that name who can blame her. but no one’s first thought is unprecendented human transmutation when presented with someone’s who’s a different gender than the one she remembers.

ellie is like oh, is winry looking to settle down? but pinako scoffs, says she’s a career gal through and through. but her other girl, eden – she has a wandering spirit, but she’s a good girl, a lovely country bred woman who’s looking to be a housewife (ellie’s idea of housewife and ed’s idea of a housewife vary wildly, but pinako’s not about to bring that up).  so pinako sends a message to her children, and ellie sends one to her grandson: she’s sending a young woman to central from their hometown. she’s single, and looking to settle down, and the granddaughter of an old family friend.

so jean havoc gets this letter, completely and utterly horrified. the whole team makes fun of him. but grandmother eleanor rules the family with an iron fist, and havoc better come up with a damn good reason not to marry this girl. he’d not interested in a country mouse for a wife. before he can think of one, eden has already agreed and is on a train to central. she convinces al to stay behind, just for a couple of weeks, because she doesn’t want him scaring this jean havoc off.

ed is gorgeous, and a genius, and an absolute terror. she’s dated a lot of men, slept with just as many, and hasn’t found a single one worth her time. she doubts she’ll be interested in a boy from their little rural town, but pinako knows her and she trusts the old woman’s judgement. if she thinks jean havoc is someone who could make her happy, eden is more than willing to give it a shot.

so havoc has to leave early from work to meet his amost-maybe-fiance at the train. obviously, the team minus hawkeye follows him. they’re dying to know.

a country girl. they were expecting a country girl, someone wide eyed, unpolished, a little out of her depth. instead they get eden elric, a girl who’s been to cities and knows how to dress for it. they get eden elric, black boots and black leather pants and a black shirt with a dramatic red coat flaring out behind her. eden elric, golden eyes and golden hair and in the setting afternoon sun just golden. she smiles when she sees him and jean’s mouth goes dry and his heart goes zing! and havoc is going to send his grandmother some really nice flowers. “you must be jean,” she says, voice low and smoky, eyes crinkling at the corners. “you look like your father.”

“i, you,” he fumbles, holding out his hand to shake and stepping forward to take her bag at the same time. “hi.”

“hi,” she repeats, and he’s screwed, she’s already laughing at him and it hasn’t even been five minutes. “did you know you’re being followed?”

he sighs and doesn’t look behind him. “those would be my coworkers and my superior office.”

“delightful,” she says, dry and completely unimpressed, and she’s from resembool, his job and his rank is worse than useless with her, it’s a detriment. none of that crowd like the military. his mother hadn’t talked to him for over a year after he enlisted. “that won’t do. we’ll have to ditch them.”

“how?” he asks, and she grins, sharp. he takes her to his car and she shoves him in the passenger seat and climbs in the driving one, breaking about a thousand laws as she careens down crowded city streets. jean’s horrified for about thirty seconds, then he’s egging her on and cheering, directing her down roads whenever she hesitates and laughing the whole time.

they make it to where he was supposed to drop her off, beaming. “usually men throw up when they drive with me,” she says, beaming.

“nah, that wasn’t scary, it was fun,” he says, and he’s already kissed this relationship goodbye before it’s started. she’s beautiful and brave and exudes the same type of easy confidence the colonel does, and that’s not something he’ll ever be able to match. she’s no country mouse. she’s a supernova, and he’s stardust.

eden smiles at him, and says, “would you like to meet me for lunch, jean?”

havoc peers up at the building, and it’s central university. he wouldn’t have expected a country girl / wanna be housewife to be pursuing a degree, but clearly he should toss every preconceived notion he had about eden out the window, because none of them are going to be right.

“yes,” he says, because eden will make an effort with him for a while, he knows, since she’s here on the insistence of both their grandmothers. but she’ll grow tired of him eventually, like they all do, and jean intends to spend as much time with her as she can before that happens.

except it doesn’t happen. she’s kind and smart, so unbelievable smart, and dry and biting. she snores when she sleeps and get snappy when he interrupts her reading, refuses to drink milk and hates brushing her hair, so more often than not it’s up in a truly awful ponytail. he likes these things about her best, because her little imperfections, her temper and her skittering attention, the messy way she eats, all make her human. she’s flawed, and each new one havoc finds delights him, because the fact that she leaves crumbs on the counter brings her just a little closer to his level.

they keep going out. the brother shows up, and gives him one overly-firm handshake, then takes his lead from eden. she’s happy with him, so alphonse is happy with him, but he imagines the easy friendship he shares with the other man would disintegrate the second eden indicates she’s moved on from him. eden talks about her classes and the kids in them, which ones are good students and which ones aren’t, and havoc keeps meaning to ask what exactly she’s studying but it keeps slipping his mind. he listens to her talk about it for hours, but it’s all science mumbo jumbo and honestly goes in one ear and out the other. he just likes listening to her talk when she’s excited.

she follows him home about a month in, and the sex is so amazingly mind numbingly good it almost doesn’t seem real.

she comes to office one day to meet him for lunch, a first because she hates his office and his work and the impasse they’ve managed to maintain about his career is that they just don’t talk about it much. but she shows up, pretty pale pink dress and softly curled hair, looking close to the delicate country girl they all expected her to be. havoc is running late, and when he shows up it’s to eden sitting on hawkeye’s desk and laughing with the woman. it’s a terrifying experience. he didn’t know hawkeye could laugh.

but she’s around more after that, befriends hawkeye, and jean finds out that eden met catherine armstrong on campus and they’re fast friends, she spends a lot of time at the Armstrong mansion. and havoc is sure that’s it, that eden will meet strong, rich alex and their relationship will go out in flames. but it doesn’t happen, eden keeps asking to see him and he keeps saying yes.

it’s been almost a year when eleanor barks down the line, “are you going to marry this girl or not, jean?”

“i don’t know if that’s something she’s interested in,” he says, because he’s not the marrying sort, but for eden? he would be willing. he’d be a husband if it meant having eden as a wife.

his grandmother scoffs down the line, “she’s a smart girl, jean. if she’s still seeing you, she’s interested in it. she didn’t move to central to date you. the girl wants to be a housewife.”

and jean hems and haws, but the thing is he does love eden. and maybe, just maybe, eden loves him. so he goes to hawkeye for help, and she goes, “oh thank god, finally.” havoc is offended for all of two seconds before realizing that means eden’s been waiting for him to propose. yes.

he’s walking down the street with her after a movie, holding up his jacket over both of them as some sort of minimal protection from the rain. there’s a ring burning a hole in his pocket, but thanks to the torrential downpour this is not the romantic evening he intended. they see roy, and are confused for about to seconds until they see serial killer scar going to attack him. havoc yells at eden to run, and she does – right at the serial killer.

but then she does something he’s never seen her do, she claps her hand together and blue energy cracks in the air, and – she’s an alchemist?

he really should have had that conversation about what she’s studying at university.

she good, incredible good, and he knew she worked out, but he didn’t know she was combat trained. she launches a relentless alchemica/physical attack against scar that has him running away with his tail between his legs. ed’s helping roy up when jean runs up and grabs her by shoulders to shout, “you’re an alchemist!”

“what,” she blinks, “of course I am? i talk about it all the time! i know i teach the advanced theoretical alchemy seminar, but my knowledge isn’t theoretical. what kind of professor would i be if I didn’t’ test my own theories before teaching them?”

“teach,” he says faintly, “professor. right.” he’s such an idiot, eden isn’t attending central university, she’s teaching there.

she gives him an odd look, and okay, his girlfriend is way more awesome and too good for him than he previously thought, but that doesn’t change anything.

“will you marry me?” he asks. they’re sweat, rain, and blood soaked. roy has horrible gash on his side, and he thinks eden might have a broken arm. he had a speech planned, but he can’t remember it right now. “you do still want to be a housewife, right?” he knows better now, that eden will never be the traditional housewife. but he can give her a home and his name, and, oh god, kids, when she wants them. he’ll give her everything within his power to give her, if only she’ll take it.

finally,” eden and roy say at the same time, and havoc doesn’t have the time to get flustered before she’s kissing him.

and they all lived happily ever after

Steve Trevor + Backstory

As a follow-up to my musings about Steve’s childhood (to recap: Indiana boy born in 1882 to a military father and suffragette mother who grew up with a bunch of older sisters), here’s some more conjecture about Steve’s backstory.

The evidence base I’m using for these imaginings come from:
1. Steve is a male feminist fantasy, so no fuckboi traits allowed
2. Steve is good at soldiering; “sir” comes very naturally to him
3. You can do something or you can do nothing, and Steve’s already tried nothing
4. Pine’s description of the character: “rogue-ish,” “cynical,” “realist,” “worldly,” “charming”
5. History and stuff

Education (1900-1905): Steve is a smart cookie, so I can see him doing well in school and taking classes at Butler University, at his mother’s insistence that he learn a few things about the world before the army fills his head with nonsense. At around 19, Steve would enroll in West Point, the United States Military Academy. It’ll be the first time he’s lived outside the Midwest — and the first time he’s seen the ocean. His, “Why wouldn’t I know how to sail?” comment makes me think he got teased at some point in his life for not knowing his way around the water. He probably played football and got really into the Army-Navy rivalry. Hazing was a big issue at this time, with the older classmen wanting to teach the “plebes” a lesson. Integrating southern and black cadets was also an issue.

Abridged Military Career (1905-1910): After graduation, Steve would begin phase one of his military career. At this point in history, the US is caught between isolationism and imperialism, sending soldiers to the Philippines, Nicaragua, Mexico, etc. The last conflicts of the Indian Wars were also continuing. No glory, no honor. Steve grows disillusioned with the military. His father, though privately upset by imperialism, is nonetheless deeply disappointed when Steve takes a honorable discharge and announces his intention of seeing the world without a gun in his hand.

Rogue Explorer (1910-1915): Let’s say it’s around 1910 when Steve sets off to see the world. He uses his natural charm, his smarts, and his military understanding of supply and trade routes to become a smuggler — but only to fund his travels and fun. Steve is a ladies man because he genuinely loves women. He falls for them on a regular basis and knows his mercurial nature well enough that he only pursues women who know what they’re about and can teach him a thing or twenty. He isn’t a heartbreaker; he’s spot of fun to be remembered fondly.

Steve meets Chief first and the two from a strong bond (one that acknowledges the heavy cultural baggage they left the US with). Steve meets Sameer next, probably because Sameer needs that face of Steve’s to pull off a con. The two begin to work together and bring Chief into their group. They meet up, go off on their own, meet back up — they see the world alone and together. Charlie they meet just as WWI is kicking off. He’s a soldier in the British military, and their contact for sneaking in their smuggled goods. At first, the war is good for business. It’s the “do nothing” approach. Steve tells himself that smuggling goods is helping the boys on the front lines, he’s doing a service. Besides, the US is neutral. Why shouldn’t he be? Charlie re-joins the war effort first. Then Sameer offers his services to British Intelligence. Chief stays neutral, and they all understand. Steve, who can’t stand the horrors anymore, returns to the US.

Soldier-Pilot-Spy (1915-1918): Piloting was just in its infancy when Steve begins his soldiering life again, but he takes to it like a duck to water. The US won’t officially join the war until 1917, but years before they’re offering pilot training and recruiting all the officers they can find in anticipation. That picture of Steve was probably taken in early 1917. After proving himself a competent pilot and a capable officer, British Intelligence would come knocking at his door on Sameer’s recommendation. As a white man and an officer, Steve would get an office in London, a personal secretary, and a place at the table with the brass. His father might indirectly find out his son is now a spy not a soldier and have some thoughts about that ignoble line of work.

But Steve is good at it. He speaks enough languages (at least French and German) to be useful, and his natural charm makes him a valuable operative. He proves more than effective as a honeytrap. (see: scene with Dr. Poison). Spying is an ideal blend of his rogue-soldier dichotomy. While he’s proud of his success and emphatically does not want to suffer, he harbors a deep guilt that other men — better men — are bleeding and starving and dying in the trenches. He grows cynical and numb executing his duty. The armistice and the notebook recall him to life, giving him a mission that he can believe in. Diana, of course, awakens his idealism even further.

Meeting

Prompt: Oooooooh… I like those two as well. X3 I love the twins each in their own way. Hard to choose between the two because they’re both adorable. Hmmmm… As cliche as it is, maybe a first date? :O I’m a sucker for those stories. Maybe they go to a small cafe or have a picnic?

Requested By: @princessnightwing

Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club


    You stare at the little cafe in front of you, before slowly turning to your best friend, “Does your boyfriend even know you?”

    Haruhi’s stare is just as blank as yours, “He’s been begging to come here for weeks.”

    “And you said yes?”

    “He gave me the puppy dog eyes.”

    You stare at her, “That’s pathetic.”

    She nods, “I know. Thanks for coming though.”

    You give her a small smile, “Thanks for inviting me.”

    Together, the two of you walk into the cafe, and you immediately want to leave. It’s filled to the brim with pink and everything girly. You bite the inside of your cheek and nod a few times, “I think we found your dad’s happy place.”

    Your friend let’s out a grin, “He can never know, or I’ll never get him home again.”

    Smiling the two of you walk farther into the cafe. Immediately a blonde boy, waving his arm grabs your attention. When he starts yelling Haruhi’s name, you smirk, “Seriously?”

    “Not a word.” she warns.

    The two of you walk forward, and a moment later she’s tackled by the blonde. You listen to him babble for a few minutes as your eyes travel around the place. “This is my friend, Y/N.” At the mention of your name you turn your focus back on the couple. “Y/N this is Tamaki …my boyfriend.” Before you can say anything his arms are around you and he’s talking a mile a minute, “It’s so nice to meet one of Haruhi’s friends! How long have you known each other? How did you meet? What’s your favorite memory? Isn’t Haruhi great?”

    Your eyes go to the table behind him, focusing on the man sitting there for just a second, before flickering to Haruhi and silently begging for help. She pulls him off by his ear. She pushes him into a chair, before taking one herself. You take the remaining seat in-between Haruhi, and the unnamed man.

    Haruhi is quick to introduce you, “Y/N, this is Kyoya-sempai. Tamaki dragged him along.”

    You nod once at the man, and notice how he’s half asleep at the table. Quietly Haruhi leans over and whispers, “Tamaki dragged him out of the house this morning. Kyoya-sempai isn’t a morning person.”

    You give her a small smile. A minute later Tamaki launches into an interrogation that would have made any police department proud. He asks question after question, until Haruhi drags him somewhere else. You sag a bit in relief. You savor the first few seconds of quiet before pulling out your book.

    “Last I checked, reading at the table is rude.”

    You don’t even glance up from your book, “Last I checked, sleeping at the table was rude.”

    There’s a moment of silence, and you glance up at the table’s other occupant. He’s staring at you. His gaze is calculating. Searching. You do you best to give him nothing to find. After a minute he gives you, what you assume, is his charming smile, “My name is Kyoya Ootori, and you are?”

    You give only your first name, “Y/N. Haruhi’s friend.”

    He nods, “Right she told us about you. Seventeen years old. Your father is American Military, your mother is a Japanese citizen. You were raised in Japan. However, you’re bilingual in both Japanese and English. You have a passion for art. You’ve even won a few contests. Your father was transferred back to the States right before you started High School. You recently moved back with your mother because your grandmother is ill, correct?”

    You don’t respond. Instead you close your book, lean back in your seat, and you stare at him. Haruhi had told you bits and pieces about the club member including Kyoya Ootori. It wasn’t often that your best friend felt intimidated, but you could understand how this man could do so.

    “And you’re Kyoya Ootori. Youngest son of the Ootori family. Let me guess, you have a drive to prove yourself, show your father that birth order doesn’t matter? You’re calculating, depend on extensive research to find out what you can’t in person. You have trouble understanding other people, and you put those you care about first. You’re very loyal, I’d be willing to bet. Something that is proved by simply being here. Haruhi’s told me how you are in the mornings. Which is why they bought that little fake sleeping trick. You see me as a threat, and you wanted to make sure I checked out. So did I pass inspection?”

    He stares at you for a minute, an eyebrow raised. You’re not sure if he’s impressed or on the verge of murdering you, until he let’s out a laugh. “Well this is going to be very interesting.”

    Your brow furrows, but before you can ask for clarification, Haruhi and Tamaki return. You leave the lunch feeling more than a little confused, and as though Kyoya Ootori will know more about you than your mother the next time you meet. And despite that, you look forward to that meeting.

anonymous asked:

What do you know about Georges Washington de Lafayette

All sources from Lafayette by Harlow Giles Unger: 

Georges Washington de Lafayette was born on December 24th, 1779. Adrienne wrote to her husband rather icily at his army camp. She offered sarcastic recognition of her husband’s many responsibilities in the military, she scolded him or not being with her and their new child. The baby’s full name wsa Georges Louis Gilbert Washington de Motier Marquis de Lafayette, he would always call himself George Washington Lafayette. The one he was named after, George Washington, became his godfather.

May 1781, Adrienne wrote that Georges “nearly died teething” and left her “weakened by anxieties”. During Gilbert de Lafayette’s second-to-last visit to America in 1784-1785, his returning ship ran aground and repairs delayed his departure home for a week. General Greene and Henry Knox had come to see him off, and the three spent long hours together reminiscing with Alexander Hamilton. Lafayette urged Greene, Hamilton and Knox to send their boys to him in Paris for several years of European education. He promised in turn, he would send his own boy, George Washington to them. Lafayette said he wanted his son educated at Harvard.

Unlike other European parents, Adrienne and Gilbert did not keep their children at a distance with tutors; they adored their children openly, embraced them spontaneously and showed them off to all their guests. Benjamin Franklin listened with a smile as seven-year-old Anastasie and five-year-old George sang children’s songs in English. Georges used to also help his father attach his sheathed sword and other military trappings.

When Georges was ten years old, one guard unit sought to make him an honorary second lieutenant, his father turned the honor into theater: “Gentlemen,” he proclaimed to the assembled militiamen, “my son is no longer mine; he belongs to you and to our nation.”–and the troops roared as Georges stepped forward and stood at attention in his snappy-looking new uniform in the Paris guards. Felix Frestel was his tutor, starting when he was eleven years of age; he was a principal of the College de Plessis, his father’s secondary school, the Lafayettes retained him to tutor their son privately until he was old enough to enroll in classes.

During the Reign of Terror, while Gilbert de Lafayette was in prison and Adrienne was just being arrested. The police nearly to their home, Adrienne ordered a governess to flee with ten year old Virginie to a nearby farmer’s house, while thirteen year old Georges and his tutor Frestel rushed into the woods and fifteen year old Anastasie hid in a secret in cubby in one of the towers. Unaware of her husband’s fate, Adrienne (on house arrest) grew fearful for the survival her only son–the only person who could inherit his father’s name and fortune. Every once and a while, Frestel would descend from the mountain hideaway late at night and report on her son’s health and his future. They agreed on a plan to obtain a false license and passport as a merchant and go to the port at Bordeaux with Georges, who would feign the role of his apprentice.

When Adrienne was released by Elizabeth Monroe’s manipulation, James and Elizabeth Monroe both aided Adrienne in acquiring a fake passport, ID and changed Georges name in order for him to be able to travel to the United States undeterred. Monroe obtained government counterstamps on their passports for them to go to America, with the boy traveling as “George Motier.” Adrienne gave Frestel a letter for president Washington written in French, which she hoped the American president would be able to read and understand:

[Translated French-English] “Sir, I send you my son… It is deep and sincere confidence that I entrust this dear child to the protection of the United States (which he had long regarded as his second country and which I have long regarded as our sanctuary), and to the particular protection of their president, whose feelings towards the boy’s father I well know. The bearer of this latter, sir, has, during our troubles, been our support, our resource, our consolation, my son’s guide. I want him to continue in that role… I want them to remain inseparable until the day we have the joy of reuniting in the land of liberty. I owe my own life and those of my children to this man’s generous attention… My wish is for my son to live in obscurity in America; that he resume the studies that three years of misfortune have interrupted, and that far from lands that might crush his spirit or arouse his violent indignation, he can work to fulfill the responsibilities of a citizen of the United States… I will say nothing here about my own circumstances, nor those of one for whom I feel far greater concern than I do for myself. I leave it to the friend who will present this letter to you to express the feelings of a heart which has suffered too much to be conscious of anything but gratitude, of which I owe much to Mr. Monroe… I beg you, Monsieur Washington, to accept my deepest sense of obligation, confidence, respect and devotion.”

At Olmutz prison, Adrienne coaxed the prison commander to let her write to specific family members, whom she had identified with each letter obtain approval. He read every word she wrote and rejected a letter written to her son. The received occasional news from the outside, the rest of the Lafayette family heard Georges arrived safely in Boston in September of 1795. Adrienne did not know was that her son’s arrival plunged his godfather, the American president, into a potentially embarrassing political and diplomatic situation that posed dangers to the Lafayette family. George Washington was unable to publicly offered sanctuary to Georges in the America because the French might consider it a threat to their neutrality. Washington decided to leave the boy in New England until the government recessed later in the year and he could move to Mount Vernon. Washington asked Massachusetts senator George Cabot to enroll young Lafayette incognito at Harvard college, “the expense of which as also of every other means for his support, I will pay.” Washington also wrote to his godson: “to begin to fulfill my role of father, I advise you to apply yourself seriously to your studies. Your youth should be usefully employed, in order that you may deserve in all respects to be considered as the worthy son of your illustrious father.”

In America, Georges studied at Harvard, was a house guest of George Washington at the presidential mansion in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and at the Washington family home in Mount Vernon, Virginia. Young Lafayette chose to make his way to New York where he waited in hopes to join Washington in Philadelphia and lived with the Washington’s for the next two years. He also stayed with Alexander Hamilton in his New York home.

The Lafayette family, Georges’s two sisters, his mother and his father were released from prison in 1797, but it wasn’t until 1798 that Georges was able to return to France. In February, on a sunny day, Georges–who had just turned nineteen–arrived back in Europe to the embrace of his family; he also brought with him a letter from George Washington. His father had not seen him in six years. Initially at Cambridge, then a few weeks with Alexander Hamilton in New York, before going to the Washingtons in Mount Vernon after the president’s retirement. On his return to France, George first went to Paris, where he found only blackened stone shell of his beautiful boyhood home on the rue de Bourbon. George’s arrival in Holstein revived the spirits of all exiled families.

“He is perfect physically: tall, with a noble and charming face. His temperament is all that we could wish is all that we could wish. He had the same kind heart that you remember, and his mind is far more mature than is usual for his age.” Lafayette wrote to his Aunt. Virginie wrote to her as well, “My brother is grown so tall, that when he arrived we could scarcely recognize him, but we have found all those qualities in him that we always knew. He is just as good a brother as he was at Chavaniac. He is so like Papa that people in the streets can see immediately that his his son.” While attempting to retain the family land that the Lafayette’s lost when it was all confiscated, Adrienne returned to Paris for a second time to try at negotiation–this time she brought Georges with her, who, she believed might intimidate government clerks more than Virginie.

Georges also was a prod at his father, who was writing his Memoires and who would grow impatient when Georges wasn’t there to coax him to write it. Mid-1799, Gilbert grew impatient with Adrienne’s constant absences, “It is two years today, dear Adrienne, since we left the prison to which you came, bringing me consolation and life… How can we arrange our spending the winter together?”

In the Spring of 1802, George Washington de Lafayette married Emilie de Tracy, the daughter of Destutt de Tracy, a renowned philosopher who had served in the Constituent Assembly with Lafayette and as a cavalry commander under him at the frontier in 1792, just before Lafayette fled France. Pere Carrichon, the priest who had blessed three of Adrienne’s family members as they marched up to the guillotine, performed the ceremony. After the wedding, the Lafayette’s and the de Tracy’s went south together for a long visit to the Chavaniac–”to share our new found happiness with our old aunt, who still had all her faculties,” according to Virginie.

Italy rebelled against French rule and Georges and his brother-in-law were called to military service. His mother and his father were responsible for caring for his wife, she had just given birth to a little baby girl. He served as a second lieutenant in the French Army under Napoleon Emperor Napoleon blocked every promotion for Gilbert’s son and sons-in-law, prevented them from ranking up in the army despite the highest recommendations of their commanders. During one battle, George suffered a minor wound saving the life of General Grouchy to whom he was an aide-de-comp for and had given up his horse for during battle.

1805, Russia and Austria joined Britain in a new coalition against France, but French armies swept northward through Austria and crushed a combined Austro-Russian army at the decisive battle of Austerlitz in Moravia (now eastern Czech Republic). Two days later Austria sued for peace, and the Russian army limped home to Mother Russia to lick its wounds. In 1806, Napoleon destroyed the Prussian army at Lena and extended the French empire eastward to Warsaw. With peace at hand, with no chance for promotion, and with their military commitments complete, Georges Washington and his two brother-in-laws resigned their commissions. Although his father grumbled at the emperor’s pettiness, Adrienne rejoiced to have the boys home safely; she wanted no more knights in the family and reveled in the presence of the three young couples and their children, all of whom made La Grange their permanent home.  

August 1807, Georges and his father went to visit the elder Lafayette’s Aunt Charlotte and inspect the Chavaniac properties. In their absence, Adrienne developed terrible pains and high fever; she began vomiting uncontrollably, unable to retain any food or liquid. They moved near Paris and Lafayette and George raced up from Chavaniac from La Grange. Both refusing to leave her bedside.

In March 1814, George introduced his father to the young duc d’Orleans. 1821, they both returned to their home on the rue d’Anjou. In his father’s later years Georges was always hovering at his side. Georges helped him with his Memoires and his voluminous correspondence. At six each evening, the courtyard bell sounded dinner, and as many as thirty people poured into the huge dining room–Lafayette’s children and grandchildren. Virginie and Anastasie sat opposite their father as hostesses, Georges always sat beside him. 1820, thirty nine year old Georges and Lafayette organized a group of young liberals into a new political club, Les Amis de la Liberte de la Presse. In the Autumn of 1821, King Louis XVIII posted spies outside La Grange, considering arresting Lafayette and Georges.

On Gilbert de Lafayette’s last trip to America, Georges accompanied him. “My brave light infantry!” his father cried out once, “That is exactly how their uniforms looked. What courage! How I loved them!” In an accident, a boat they were taking sunk and they were assured into lifeboats and rowed to shore. At bunker hill, Lafayette gathered soil from the ground, placing it into a tiny flask and told Georges to sprinkle the soil across his grave when he passed so that he would be apart of two countries when he was buried. Throughout most of the trip, he stayed close company with his father’s secretary, Auguste Levasseur. They visited Mount Vernon again and Georges got to meet Thomas Jefferson at Monticello. 1826, Lafayette and his son thought of America and sailed away towards home.

In 1832, Lafayette sent Georges back to La Grange to help Anastasie and Virginie cope with the needs of the family and the villagers,while he remained in Paris to help the government deal with the emergency. During the battle of the Bastille, Georges managed to hustle his father from the fighting and blood. After the death of his father, Georges Washington covered his father’s coffin with the dirt they gathered at bunker hill.

Georges Washington de Lafayette had five children total with his wife, Emilie de Tracy:

Oscar Thomas Gilbert Motier de Lafayette (1815–1881) was educated at the École Polytechnique and served as an artillery officer in Algeria. He entered the Chamber of Deputies in 1846 and voted with the extreme Left. After the revolution of 1848, he received a post in the provisional government; as a member of the Constituent Assembly, he became secretary of the war committee. After the dissolution of the Legislative Assembly in 1851, he retired from public life, but emerged on the establishment of the third republic, becoming a life senator in 1875.

Edmond Motier de Lafayette (1818–1890) shared his brother’s political opinions and was one of the secretaries of the Constituent Assembly and a member of the senate from 1876 to 1888.

Natalie de Lafayette who married Adolphe Périer, a banker and nephew of Casimir Pierre Périer.

Matilde de Lafayette who married Maurice de Pusy (1799–1864, son of Jean-Xavier Bureau de Pusy).

Clementine de Lafayette who married Gustave de Beaumont.

None can direct agnatic claim to the Lafayette name. It disappeared after Georges sons both died before having a male son. He spent the remaining years immediately following his father’s death organizing Lafayette’s letters, speeches and papers and compiling together his Memoires and more of his writing which was published in a six volumes in Paris in 1837-1838 he retained is seat in the Chamber of Deputies until the summer of 1849, remaining a loyal member of the ultra liberal minority his father had organized to oppose the restrictive dicta of King Louis Philippe. He lived to see the third French revolution of his life in 1848. 1848, Georges won reelection to his old seat in the Chamber of Deputies, but he failed to win the following year. He died in November 1849, never achieving the celebrity of his father.

{ Spy AU }

So, basically everyone is a spy with either a shady background or just simple badass, let’s pretend this is possible. U.A.’s an international agency. Nedzu is the head, Uwabami the pretty secretary who threats people by cleaning weapons nonchalantly while they wait their appointment, and Aizawa, AllMight, Mic, Midnight, Snipe, Thirteen and Blood King are either handlers or top agents veterans.

As for Class 1-A, well…

Midoriya

  •  His mom is a former Interpol officer. She wanted Izuku to have a normal and happy life, so she resigned. Things didn’t went as she expected. A criminal she caught years ago broke out of jail and went after her son in revenge before go to finishing his evil plot.
  • Saved by the former Delta Force, Yagi Toshinori, who nowadays works at U.A. Agency as handler. Izuku managed to discover the criminal’s mainstream plot before Toshinori arrived and gave this info to his savior after the whole ordeal was solved. Slightly impressed, All Might said to Izuku that if he was interested in catching bad guys should give him a call. He does.
  • Normally doesn’t do office work but if he has to it’s mostly due to his hacking skills.
  • Pretty good to deal with hostage situations and counter-terrorism.
  • Ultimate madman and strategist.

Bakugou

  • Former child soldier, Katsuki crushed the base he was assigned single-handedly when he was twelve, after that he disappeared and at some point became a troublesome criminal (although he prefers the term ‘unorthodox justice helper’) with an odd logic and grey moral until he was caught by Deku.
  • Reformed. Kind of. Still wrecks shit and explodes things for a greater good, but it’s totally allowed now. Somehow.
  • He’s your man for showy, action-filled, explosions jobs. Knows how to arm and deactivate a bomb back and forth blindfolded. Controlled explosions? No prob, bro. Katsuki can be subtle and do a clean job, but you know… sometimes perfection is boring and people deserve shit. Accidents happens and all that jazz.
  • Sits with Momo every time they run into each other and discuss the pros and cons of certain armament designs. Sometimes Mina joins to talk about chemical weapons. Mei is a slut for their debates as well.
  • There’s also a game running between Katsuki, Momo and Mei about how long they take to track down each other’s burn phones.

Todoroki

  • His father was the most powerful Yakuza leader, who ruled Japan’s underworld with iron fist. It wasn’t enough for the scumbag, therefore Enji used politics as cover and aimed for the Prime Minister charge while carefully plotting against the Imperial Family.
  • Shouto was able to provide valuable Intel for U.A. and helped to take Enji down, due to his cooperation and Momo’s recommendation he joined the organization and became one of the best agents in Yuuei.
  • The strongest field agent in the eyes of almost everyone. Knows a little of everything and is pretty skilled in any area, being a balanced and capable agent in general.
  • Specializes in any form of combat and undercover missions. Shouto has so unique looks and distinctive features that he stands out like a sore thumb in a daily basis, therefore when he goes undercover no one is able of recognizing him.
  • For some reason everyone’s blood runs cold whenever he sits with Midoriya and Yaoyorozu, which is often. When Iida and Uraraka are there as well, everyone nearby just leaves.

Uraraka

  • This girl gives Jackie Chan a run for his money. Short, fast and owns pretty sick moves. Unless you’re a total kickass everyone thinks about four times before asking her for a spar.
  • Even Todoroki has trouble in hand-to-hand combat against Ochako, regardless that Shouto manages to win in the end. He’d said to her face he always feels this close to lose.
  • Often partnered with Bakugo because is one of the few people that can keep up with him and got right his personality.
  • Parkour master. Everyone swears gravity doesn’t apply for her.
  • The best survival skills of U.A. Once Aizawa threw a surprise survival training and almost everyone fought each other just to ask her to be their partner.

Momo

  • Both her parents worked for the CIA and she was part of a special program for spy kids. In short, raised to be badass.
  • Her first big mission was going undercover as Shouto’s new bodyguard. Todoroki saw through her cover and faced her about two weeks the mission started, though. But he chose not to expose Momo in order to get his father caught. She was the bridge between Shouto and the agency.
  •  After that she decided undercover wasn’t her thing, but didn’t stop going in missions.
  • Knows a bit of everything, but unlike Todoroki her knowledge is more theoretical than practical. It doesn’t means she can’t use it in the field, though. If her coworkers gave her a buck for every time she has saved their ass with it, Momo would be richer than her parents.
  • The team’s MacGyver and One Woman Army. Always has at least three glocks in her persona. Or two glocks and a taser. Depends how she feels that day.
  • As level-headed spy, she’s often trusted to be the one in charge in group missions.
  • High-class sniper, weapon master and tactician everyone looks up to.

Kirishima

  • Became a child soldier by joining the mountain infantry.
  • He was assigned the same base as Katsuki, and knows Bakugou broke havoc in order to save the other children for being used to probe for landmines. Kiri looked for him after that but never met him again ‘till Deku delivers Katsuki to the HQ.
  • Kiri got Katsuki’s ass saved by pointing out that while Katsuki did some crazy things out of the law, he didn’t really hurt innocent people, and instead he helped them by doing thinks like blowing up an Iraqi chemical weapons facility and that kind of stuff.
  • Eijirou became a mercenary at some point and was hired as bodyguard for an arm dealer. However, life as mercenary wasn’t exactly sweet and doesn’t regrets joining the agency.
  • He’s pretty skilled at negotiation and has his way with people. Can sweet-talk you out of hostility without break a sweat and use the mood for his advantage.
  • Knows a lot of questionable folks, hence has an interesting contact network full with people who provide valuable Intel.

Iida

  • He’s a former mafia driver.
  • Knows a lot of defensive driving.
  • Formula 1 drivers are amateurs in comparison.
  • In the field no one but him takes the control van wheel. No. One.
  • Nobody knows more about cars than Iida. His skills and knowledge in auto mechanic and engineering are frightening.

Ashido

  • Mina is like, the last recourse slash secret weapon. Only used either in top secret missions or when shit hit the fan to the point of no return.
  • U.A.’s femme fatale. Breaks hell loose whenever she sets a foot in the field.
  • Toxicology expert, works at the laboratory whenever her participation isn’t required. Ashido’s word is the law there.

Kaminari

  • Looks hella incompetent but everyone who has seen him in action knows it’s a façade.
  • Pretty skilled at electrical and electronic engineering.

Hagakure

  • Former art thief.
  • Stealth master, always sneaks up on you. No, seriously. You can’t hear her footsteps.
  • Like Todoroki, she’s the best choice to go undercover. Therefore Tooru is always partnered with him when the agency needs to send two agents.

Aoyama

  • If you need a flawless fake identity, ask for Aoyama. He’s the best around for it.
  • The makeover God as well. He does magic with everyone’s face for undercover missions, depends on you if his perfect work go to waste or not, because you won’t get caught due to his fault that’s pretty much sure.
  •  His own contact network gives Kiri a run for his money. Aoyama not only knows questionable people, but also powerful persons like politics.

Sato

  • Went undercover as hitman for three years.
  • Worked under Iida’s former boss for a while as bodyguard, ‘till he killed said boss.
  • Tenya kinda gave him a ride to scape when he was cornered, because isn’t like Iida was fond to his boss after he ‘took care’ of Tensei.

Hatsume

  • Robotic expert. Iida and Denki’s personal headache.
  • The one who creates all type of crazy gadgets.
  • A genius girl that used to be exploded in a military base, until her mother filtered Mei’s designs in the deep weep. Her mother is currently missing but at least U.A. takes care of Mei now. She’s feed, payed and treated like a person.

Jirou

  • The one who lives in the control van and does the stakeout.
  • Has amazing perception skills, nothing escapes her in the footages and records.
  • Likes to blast music through the common radio if the mission is being too boring.

Tokoyami

  • The one who always do top secrets missions.
  • No one knows what the hell he can do, and the ones who aren’t afraid to ask just receive a long-lasting stare.
  • You can try to pry something out of him, but it wouldn’t work.

Sero

  • Ex coin artist.
  • Eerily enough, he and Katsuki are the only ones in the agency who had been blacklisted by the FBI.
  • Has been banned in at least two casinos in every part of the world.

Tsuyu

  • Maybe not the best agent on earth, but you can’t beat her in the sea.
  • Naval tactics and navigation are her thing.

Kouda

  • Gave military service as nurse.
  • Mina’s right hand.

Shouji:

  • Former Army Ranger. Resigned after an accident that deformed his face, but joined U.A. unable of finding himself living peacefully as civilian.

Ojiro:

  • Worked for the FBI as special agent.

Bonus:

Shinsou

  • You don’t wanna start an argument with him. Just no.
  • Silver tongue. Hella good at diplomacy.
  • Questionable methods but optimal results.

my fallout 4 sole survivor Jason Pendragon!

its been a long time since i first made her but i decided it was time to actually. yknow. design her right.

her story is that she, her father, and her baby brother lived as a rather domestic family in their new home in sanctuary hills, where jason’s father retired to after serving his years in the military while jason’s mother watched over her. shortly after returning home, her mother passed away from an intense delivery with shaun, and so jason’s father raised the two of them by himself for a year.

fast forward to the bombs dropping. jason’s family was registered for the vault 111 program like most of the street, however as neighbors were being shuffled along through the hallways, jason and her father were taken down below to the lower levels of the vault, where they were subjected to several anatomical tests throughout their cryo-stasis, until one day they were simply put on ice.

being revived while her father didn’t survive the stasis, jason crawled from the vault and now travels the commonwealth looking for her baby brother in hopes of recovering the small portion of family she has left.

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Mcree/Hanzo
Jesse and Hanzo meet at the laundromat


Jesse McCree had been going to the laundromat every weekend since he was 17.

He was just a punk caught, yet again, running with the local hell raisers.  He was to be sent to prison.

That’s when Gabe stepped in.

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remember that mechanic!jesse au i posted about yesterday WELL GUESS WHO THOUGHT OF MORE FOR IT 

hanzo is a martial arts instructor who works part time at ana’s tea shop, but his father runs some big-shot-possibly-less-than-legal company in Japan so he’s kind of a rich, uptight guy who moved to the US to help support his brother and get away from some of the expectations of his family

genji is an artist/writer working on an extended graphic novel and in doing research for it, is in the US for a while, and part-time tutor for the students at the local high school. he also, sometimes with hanzo’s help, offers lessons for learning Japanese

jesse is the town’s resident mechanic who used to be (not well known to most people) involved in a gang a few states away, who faked his death and rebuilt his life as a mechanic.

lena is a pilot who isn’t always in town, but when she is, she’s jesse’s best friend, and the two like to go bar hopping and judge all the straight people together

fareeha works at the nearby military base, and she’s basically jesse’s sister. 

ana is fareeha’s mother, retired military and now runs a small tea shop

gabe is retired military as well and now works as a history teacher at the high school. he was the first person jesse met when he was escaping the gang and offered him a job

jack is still military, because he refuses to retire, but works in an office now that his eyesight is going. the commanders basically just let jack do what he wants as long as no one gets hurt because he’s a stubborn old man.

angela is a doctor at a private practice who worries too much about everyone and is also married to fareeha

thats all i have so far but im sure i could think of more later

CLF: A la Folie (B)

A/N: Yay, WIFI! I’m still kind of cranky, so if I don’t respond right away… it’s because I’m sulking and eating chocolate.

A/N: Updated on AO3, Masterlist here fully updated

WARNINGS: Swearing, Lydia’s kind of a bitch this time, Howard is kind of an idiot, the news is delivered, angst, heart-to-heart, and FINALLY STEVE SMUT. Do not read if you are under 18.

WORD COUNT: 2904

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SONG TRACK: All I Ask by Adele and You’re Not in Love with Me by the Youtube user Jemwhisper. (The last one is optional; I saw it on accident and I went OH LOOK IT’S A VISUAL FOR EVERYTHING SO FAR, INCLUDING LYDIA’S DYNAMIC WITH HOWARD. Yes, I’m really going to make you cry)

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