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They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they never kept but one; they promised to take our land, and they took it.
—  Lakota chief Red Cloud (1822 - 1909). He was a widely respected Lakota Sioux warrior who led a successful campaign in 1866–1868 known as Red Cloud’s War over control of the Powder River Country in northeastern Wyoming and southern Montana. Red Cloud also led his people in the transition to reservation life after the Treaty of Fort Laramie in 1868. He continued to advocate for his people’s interests, including traveling to DC to meet with President Grant and negotiating strongly with various Indian Agents.
I fell in love with you because you weren’t like anyone else, and you didn’t try to be. Do not think for one moment that you’ll disappoint me. I will love you no matter what.
  • republicans: WE GOTTA CUT GOVERNMENT SPENDING. WE NEED A SMALLER GOVERNMENT!!!
  • me: so u gonna shrink the military? the largest part of our government
  • republicans: ANYWAY WE NEED TO SHRINK THE GOVERNMENT. LETS START WITH DESTROYING THE SMALLEST THINGS THAT LITERALLY WONT CHANGE ANYTHING BUDGET WISE. LIKE THE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PROGRAMS LOL. THATLL FIX IT.
  • me: so u dont actually want to shrink the government you just want to kill poor people
  • republicans and democrats in unison: IN AS MANY COUNTRIES AS POSSIBLE!