SONIC and friends get into some BIG TROUBLE in “Panic in the Sky” Part One: Sonic’s Freedom Fighters are finally ready to restore the planet! Unless, of course, someone does even more damage! Cue: the evil Dr. Eggman (of course)! He has a plan of his own and strikes first! The mad doctor launches a multi-pronged assault that will leave you speechless-everything has been building up to this moment! The final chapter to the Shattered World Saga begins here! Featuring the first of four EPIC connecting covers by mega-talent Dan Schoening and an “Evil Win” variant by the wonderful Lamar Wells!
Script: Ian Flynn Art: Diana Skelly, Terry Austin, John Workman & Gabriel Cassata Sonic the Hedgehog #284 CVR A Reg: Dan Schoening & Luis Antonio Delgado Sonic the Hedgehog #284 CVR B Variant: Lamar Wells, Rick Bryant & Matt Herms On Sale Date: 7/27 32-page, full color comic $3.99 U.S.
These are jokes I came up with, hope you enjoy them >w<
Why is Sonic Naked? Cause the song goes, “Blue STREAK speeds by, Sonic the Hedgehog. Too fast for the NAKED eye, Sonic the Hedgehog.”
Where’s Froggy? I don’t know, it’s a BIG mystery!
Why is Tails so smart? Because along with his twin tails, he also has double the minds!
How many Egg puns does Sonic have? I don’t know, a DOZEN?
I can go Miles Prower on these sonic jokes. I’m just Blazing through them, but Elise let me give you a Silver lining and say that, without a Shadow of a doubt, I’m leading this into a good punny joke. 06! (oh snap!)
It’s funny how Amy’s dress is red. It’s like, “Stop!” but her eyes say, “Go! Go-go-go gotta go fast! Sonic, Gotta go fast! Sonic, gotta go faster, faster, fa-fa-fa-faster!”
Sonic’s just a dude who loves adventure! And also getting his face-planted into the ground… but that’s okay, he doesn’t mind, because it’s his first dirty kiss~<3
Why is Amy so done with Ghost? Because when she summons her hammer, it goes, “Piko-BOO!!” (Peek-a-boo)
Sonic holds 9,999 rings, but he can’t give Amy one?