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I like how for Amadeus to think of someone being dissapointed in him they brought up Hercules and for Sam Richard - two friendships I like being acknowledged, even if on a rather sour-looking cover.
SECRET EMPIRE #1 (of 9) NICK SPENCER (W) • STEVE MCNIVEN (A) Cover by MARK BROOKS Variant Cover by ADI GRANOV VARIANT COVER BY J. SCOTT CAMPBELL Hydra Hero VARIANT Cover by ANDREA SORRENTINO Young Variant Cover by SKOTTIE YOUNG Action Figure Variant Cover by JOHN TYLER CHRISTOPHER Villain Variant Cover by DAN MORA PARTY VARIANT COVER BY TODD NAUCK PARTY SKETCH VARIANT COVER BY TODD NAUCK PREMIERE VARIANT COVER BY TBA It’s been building for months, across a bevy of titles! But now, the moment has arrived for Steve Rogers to step into the light and declare his allegiance to Hydra! How can the heroes of the Marvel Universe cope with this shattering betrayal by the most trusted figure among them? And what will this mean for the world? The map of the Marvel Universe changes in ways nobody will expect — TRUST THE SECRET EMPIRE! 48 PGS./Rated T+ …$4.99
The first cover would make a cool poster. I see Sam, Riri, Gwen, Miles, Loki, Kamala, Laura, Viv and Amadeus.
The second cover, the one with Amadeus… I have no words. Okay, I have words, many words. But they’re not okay to print.
Spider-man: Homecoming basically stole from Miles Morales
I’ve been seeing some willfully obtuse shit regarding this where Marvel fans essentially ignore that Peter stole traits from Miles’ origin and story. So here is the list of the ways it was done.
1. Ganke Lee/Ned Leeds
Of course, I had to start with the most obvious.
Not only that he looks like Ganke, but he fucking acts like Ganke. Has Ned Leeds been Asian before? Yes, in Spectacular Spider-man Tv Show, but it would be hilarious that Disney and Sony actually stole from Greg Weisman after they both collectively screwed him twice. The thing about this character is that he acts more like Miles’ Ganke than he does Peter’s Ned Leeds.
Peter’s Ned Leeds was never a close friend of Peter’s, let alone went to the same school as Peter. He was an acquaintance at best or a fellow work mate at the most.
..Is Miles’ best friend. He was introduced in Miles’ second issue ever. He has been a constant character ever since. That is Miles’ number 1.
If you noticed that Ganke was playing with Legos, guess what hobby Ned Leeds’ favorite hobby is?
That is a Lego Deathstar. And before you say, well in the panels’ he’s just playing with it. He doesn’t seem that interested in Legos.
And why Legos are integral to Miles and Ganke? Miles is not as Science smart as Ganke or Peter Parker so he cannot remake the Web fluid. Ganke is that smart and Legos are suggested by Chemists as great toys children to play with because it helps them visualize molecular models. Ganke is as important to Miles’ Spider-man as he is to Miles.
For all intents and purposes, Ned Leeds probably is just his best friend on account of Peter not telling Ned Leeds that he is Spider-man. Speaking of which, the whole Peter having a confidant in on his identity situation…
He never had one. Peter never told anyone that he is Spider-man. He never once shared that info with Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane(she always knew, but never revealed that she knew), Harry Osbourne, or anyone. In Ultimate Spider-man, Peter did confide in Mary Jane, but that was a case of her being his only friend.
Miles only revealed his identity to Ganke and eventually his father. Well in the case of Ganke, Miles never had to reveal anything because Ganke was there to help him become Spider-man. It just the scene how Ned leeds found out.
The same parallel as Peter’s.
Also, Ganke is girl obsessed like Homecomings’ Ned Leeds is. And yes, you are a little too infatuated with the opposite sex if you know by heart what a woman has worn previously and what she hasn’t.
The first thing Ganke does when Jessica Drew presents Miles with his new costume is to declare that he will start talking to girls.
After a deep conversation about what to do with Miles’ thieving ass Uncle, Ganke is pressed to go with Miles’ not to provide comfort, but to stare at his mom(who is really attractive).
As soon as he meets Mary Jane Watson and Gwen Stacy, Ganke immediately switches gears and starts hitting on them.
Ganke making a gift out of Legos for Gwen Stacy.
And it working…
Ganke trying to use Miles to hook him up with Dagger, and refusing to believe anyone is too hot for him.
Ganke is girl obsessed. It’s part of his charm.
So Peter took Miles’ best friend. Great.
2. Miles motivation of proving he is a superhero
I remember when I called this out and some moron said Peter had to prove himself to the Fantastic Four in his debut. No.
He wasn’t trying to prove himself with the Fantastic Four. He wanted to join the Fantastic Four so he can earn money.
The FF did not have an opinion on him, except Ben who did not like Spider-man for being a show off like Johnny.
Just for your closure…
Miles’ however, had to go through a proving ground to not just be Spider-man, but also be qualified as a hero.
Instead of Tony Stark being the one supervisor of Miles, it is Captain America. It’s a long story as to why Cap feels the need to restrict Miles, but he is the one Miles has to prove his worth to.
After fighting with Captain America, Miles pops the question.
And to tie it into the Civil War, Miles’ asks to be the Ultimate equivalent of the Avengers, the Ultimates.
This is not a coincidence. You may say that they needed Peter to join MCU somehow, but how they are going about it is eerily similar to how they went about it with Miles. Peter never once had to gain recognition from his fellow superheroes. He never once had to ask to join the Avengers because they respected him as a hero. Miles’ did.
This is not the first time Peter took this from Miles either. The Ultimate Spider-man cartoon has Peter,again, taking Miles familiarity with Nick Fury and forming a super team just like Miles Morales. It’s annoying.
3. Younger Aunt May/Parental figure and having stability
Before I start this, yes, Ultimate Spider-man had a younger Aunt May and Uncle Ben. I know this. You seen her above when she is talking to Miles and you see her when Gwen kissed Ganke. But she did not look like this.
Now Marissa Tomei is a young looking 52 year old woman. Girl fucking looks good. Slay.
But Ultimate Aunt May did not look like she was pulling dates off tinder. Ultimate Aunt May also did not stay in an upscale Queen suite. Peter was not raised in an economically stable environment. There was always bills to be paid and Aunt May did not work.
Miles however lives in Brooklyn. His mom is a nurse and his father a cop. It is a stable household.
As you can see, Rio is hot!
Anyways, what contributed to Peter’s anxiety and neuroticism was that he never had a stable household. They were always just above the red. With Ben gone, Aunt May had to take care of the household in spite of Peter’s new adventures. Peter is lower middle class. Miles’ is middle class when it comes to living in Brooklyn.
4. The charter school
This especially pissed me off.
Miles goes to an advanced charter school for gifted children. How he did so?
You ever see the documentary, “Waiting for Superman?”
Okay, so there is a literal lottery for gifted urban youth(usually youth of color) for them to attend advanced schools. If they do not get the right lottery, then they are sent back to attend the shitty Inner City schools where they most likely won’t excel in life. They will most likely excel if they go to Charter School. It sucks, but that is a reality youth face.
Miles had to enter this lottery to attend his charter school(with the number 42, Jackie Robinson’s number to mark the significance). Peter has never been placed in a situation where his race and environment did not cheat him out of a future or reduce his options. His intelligence has always gotten him out of academic situations and guaranteed his success. Miles had to enter a fucking lottery to ensure his future was stable. And that is highly fucked up that Peter just took that trait from Miles without the significance of it being appreciated and realized.
That is four things that Spider-man: Homecoming leeched from Miles Morales and his story. And people want to act dumb as if these characteristics have always been attributed to Peter. Bull fucking shit. They wanted a relative character that was not presented on screen or the audiences did not already know. They exhausted Peter’s story, characters, and even abilities through 5 movies, several cartoon, and several video games and a fucking live action play.
What pisses me off is that people have called Miles the inferior Spider-man or not the real Spider-man, yet Peter, this motherfucker, is literally taking aspects from Miles and no one is calling it out. You love everything about Miles when it is on a white character, huh?
It is also an aspect of Marvel canabalizing off of legacy characters. DC gave Wally a chance to be the Flash over Barry Allen. DC gave several Robins a chance and did not create an amalgamation of Robin. DC gave Jon Stewart a chance ahead of Kyle Rainer and Hal Jordan. Fuck, Marvel you gave Scott Lang a chance over Hank Pym in spite of making Hank Pym’s main villain the villain of Avengers 2(And Hank Pym fans did not deserve that).
We heard every excuse in the book as to why Miles could not be the first to enter MCU when Peter’s story has been told 5 fucking times on screen. Miles Morales was trending when it was announced that Marvel was making a Spider-man film. People wanted his story to be told. And we heard every excuse in the book as to why Miles could not be selected. There was fucking press release that basically said Peter Parker had to be white yet you don’t mind diversifying the rest of the cast. We heard that his story was too new, but that did not stop you from making Robbie Reyes the new Ghost Rider. That Miles is a legacy. Yet you made Scott Lang, the legacy to Hank Pym, the first Ant Man on screen while acknowledging that Scott Lang is the second Ant Man. You just did not want him on screen because Miles is not white. End of story. You liked his story so much that you attributed to Peter. You took his cast. You took his financial situation. You took his precarious school situation. You took one of his arc. And you gave them to Peter. By doing that, you all but ensured that Miles would be stuck in his comic book and not being getting a damn thing.
The only reason I am interested in this film is Zendaya because black women, even bi-racial women, are hardly romantic leads in super hero in general. They are rarely presented as such and that sucks. I really don’t are about this movie outside of that. It looks good, but whatever.
I’m honestly not here for a Miles who disregards his race and the important symbolic nature that brings to the table. I’m not here for a Miles who views his blackness as a crutch and a blow against his “character” and identity. I’m not here for a Miles who doesn’t understand the intense emotion and almost tear-jerking delight when we see someone just like us, doing things that we always knew we could, but never had the opportunity. I’m not here for a Miles who spits in the face of the same movement and the same pride that created him.