miles edgeworth and his terrible puns

  • Miles Edgeworth: Wright, you remember Maggey Byrd right? Gumshoe has told me that she started collecting rabbits feet in an attempt to have better luck. Needless to say it hasn't worked out so well. So she is looking to get rid of them. Would you like to help?
  • Phoenix Wright: ...And how exactly would I help?
  • Miles Edgeworth: You can start by buying a rabbit's foot at the newly opened 'Concession Stand of Defeat'.
  • Phoenix Wright: ...
  • Miles Edgeworth: *Talking on a cellphone* Wright, so are you sure you know how to get to the restaurant?
  • Phoenix Wright: Yes Edgeworth. Uhh... actually, which way do I go when I get to the fork in the road?
  • Miles Edgeworth: When you come to the 'fork' in the road, take a left and the 'spoon' will be on your right.
  • Phoenix Wright: Oh yeah? Well... 'fork' you.
  • Miles Edgeworth: Wright, since when do you bring a briefcase to court?
  • Phoenix Wright: I figured carrying around all my evidence in my pants wasn't exactly ideal...
  • Miles Edgeworth: I see. Perhaps this will be a 'brief-case' then.
  • Phoenix Wright: *Wright in frustration throws his briefcase on the floor and yells in the lobby* HURR HURR LOOK AT ME I'M EDGEWORTH AND I MAKE DUMB PUNS. "I 'REST' MY CASE"
*Spoilers*
  • Miles Edgeworth: *At the Gatewater Imperial Hotel after Matt Engardes trial* Wright, I've been pondering. Matt Engarde really made you for a fool. Have you figured out why?
  • Phoenix Wright: I... listen. I'm just glad Maya is okay after all she has been through. I do agree though. He was indeed very cunning.
  • Miles Edgeworth: I think it's because his best asset was his 'lie ability'.
  • Phoenix Wright: ... You wanna know what's REALLY funny Edgeworth? Wendy Oldbag is still here and wants to see you in 'her room'.
  • Miles Edgeworth: *Immediately runs away screaming* NnnghhhOOOooooH!!
  • Miles Edgeworth: Wright, I heard there is a new theatre that everyone pretends it doesn't exist. However, I seem to have forgotten the name...
  • Phoenix Wright: I wouldn't have a clue Edgeworth. Also, wouldn't a name for the theatre ruin the joke?
  • Miles Edgeworth: Ah, I remember now. It's called 'Noh theatre'.
  • Phoenix Wright: ...There is 'Noh' way you just made that pun.