mildly panicked

Sentence Prompts

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Where are your pants?”

“I laugh because I hurt inside.”

“Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”

“You look like an open autopsy.”

“That’s french for ‘go away’.“

“You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”

“No, you silly goose, it’s magic!”

“Put me down!”

“How much did someone pay you to wear that?!”

“What did you just do?!”

“Stop filming me, moron!”

“It was all me, by the way.”

“Look at this, ACTION ROLL! They’ll never see it coming!”

“You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”

“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”

“I may have mildly panicked…”

“Ooo, that must’ve hurt!”

“I am very, very bad under pressure!”

“Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.””

“Now, not to be forward, but I love you.”

“I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”

“Hey, on the ground there it says you’re a gullible shit.”

“It’s do or die, most likely die.”

“No it’s ‘Protect and Serve’ not ‘Get Rekt and Swerve’.”

“You make me smile.”

“Liam Neeson would do it.”

“Jail can’t stop me.”

“It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?”

“I remain confused.”

“As the wise Scooby Doo said; “Ruh Roh”.”

“I don’t know about you guys, but I feel fabulous.”

“Can someone shoot him?”

“Well this isn’t at all like High School Musical.“ 

“Quick, blend in!”

“At the moment, it seemed like a good plan, obviously it was not.”

“Well obviously nothing is going on here!”

“Can I help you?”

“Don’t be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure.”

“Is your name Bob? You look like a Bob.”


“Well that was unsettling.”

“Don’t judge me, but I may have murdered someone.”

“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!”

“My budget is 5 dollars, what are your recommendations?”

plisetsky answered:

Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky


In which Yuri finds out that Otabek has a tumblr. 

AO3 link

We recently found out that Otabek is “well versed in all kinds of social media” and I am SHOOK. Somewhat inspired by the ask that altisetsky replied to, here’s the fic that no one asked for, but you’re all getting anyway.

cc: @otayuriwriterscollective

He doesn’t mean to pry.

Really, he doesn’t. But Otabek’s left his laptop open on the kitchen counter and it’s unlocked. Otabek is in the shower, so Yuri won’t be disturbed. It’s not like he’s going to go through his personal files or anything, but that’s unmistakably a tumblr dashboard, and Yuri is intrigued. The thought of Otabek having a tumblr is almost of ludicrous as Otabek DJing in his spare time, and – well. Now everyone and their mother has Otabek’s tracks downloaded on their Spotify or iTunes.

So he crosses the room and investigates.

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anonymous asked:

Can you do number 7 with Peter?

7.  “I may have mildly panicked…”- Peter Parker

You were busy training, when FRIDAY called you, claiming that there was an emergency in Peter’s quarters. Shedding the boxing gloves you were wearing, you ran up 5 flights of stairs to reach Peter’s room. Bursting through the door, dagger drawn, your eyes flickered around the room, trying to identify the danger.

“Y/N…” Peter whisper-shouted, crouched on top of his wardrobe with his brown eyes blown wide.

“Pete? What is it?” you asked, not being able to see any issues.

Flipping the knife between your fingers, your eyes travelled to where Peter’s finger was now pointing. Seeing a small black dot on the wall, you quietly walked towards it, quickly realising what it was.

“Peter…” you murmured, biting your lip to contain a laugh, “Did you seriously inact emergency protocol… for a spider?”

“Um… yes?” he said, crinkling his noise as you burst out laughing.

Clutching your stomach, you dropped to your knees, not being able to hold in the laughter that raked your body.

“Spiderman… is afraid of spiders.” you wheezed, tears trickling dow your cheeks as you continued to laugh.

“I may have mildly panicked…” he murmured, jumping down from his hiding place and wringing his hands nervously.

Pushing yourself up, you used your dagger to push the spider onto your hand, before throwing it out of the window.

“You’re something else spider-boy.” you said, ruffling his hair before leaving with a laugh.

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Cool [p.p.]

Originally posted by merlinemryspendragon

First marvel fic on this new blog! I hope you like it, the only other fandom I’ve written for is Riverdale on my blog @jvghead-jones-iii. Enjoy!

Summary: The reader sides with Steve during Civil War and her skills are tested when she’s thrown into the fight at the airport.


You flinched slightly as Bucky whispered into your ear.

Following his lead, you took off after him and Sam making sure to pace yourself as you sprinted through the airport. You ducked slightly when the windows shattered, throwing your hands up and stopping the glass in it’s path.

“Alright…ow! Couldn’t you have stopped the glass when I was already fully inside the building?”

You, Sam, and Bucky turned to the newcomer who was perched on a beam as he carefully picked out the shards of glass that were embedded in his suit.

His artifical eyes widened slightly before coming to a rest as he spoke again. “Wait, your power is telekinesis? That’s so cool!”

You nodded dumbly as both Sam and Bucky tugged at your arms, the glass dropping to the floor as you were forced to run away from the young hero.

“Hey wait! I didn’t get your name,” he called out after you.

You looked over your shoulder and smirked before answering. “Peter Parker.”

His eyes widened once more as he heard you say his name and he proceeded to swing himself after you, determined to know who you were.

“So…how the hell do you know wonder kid?” Sam muttered as you hid behind a pillar.

You shushed him but answered nonetheless. “You remember that secret mission Tony gave me after the whole Ultron fiasco?” Sam nodded. “Well he sent me to New York to keep tabs on spider-boy. Just in case we ever needed him.”

“Well it looks like Tony needed him after all,” Bucky hissed, a sarcastic smile on his face.

“Listen kid,” Bucky continued. “Get out of here. We’ll handle the spider.”

You started to shake your head, but Sam interrupted you. “No (Y/N). He’s right. Go find Wanda. You guys work well together. Stay safe ok?”

You nodded softly before creeping along the wall, already searching for an exit.

You didn’t get very far before you felt something hit your wrist, pinning it to the wall with a ‘thwip’.

You glanced down to see a white substance and immediately cried out for help. “Sam? Buck? Help?”

“Uh, we’re a little tied up at the moment (Y/N),” you heard Sam’s strained reply.

You looked for a way to get out of the webs but no matter how hard you pulled or strained, they stayed put.

“Strong isn’t it?”

You screamed and looked up at the sound, coming face to face (well face to mask) with Peter.

“Yeah, and kinda gross. Does this stuff come out of you?” you asked, your face twisting in disgust.

Peter’s smile faltered underneath his mask as he tried to converse with you. Stepping closer, he leaned against the wall in what he hoped was a casual fashion before speaking again. “So you know my name, I only think it’s fair if I know yours.”

You snorted but perked up as you heard a familiar noise. Redwing. You glanced out of the corner of your eye to see the small gadget flying in your direction. Glancing at Peter, you motioned for him to come closer, effectively putting him in Redwing’s path.

“Do you web up all the girls you meet?” you asked in a slightly flirtatious tone. You could feel the smirk grow under Peter’s mask.

“Only the beautiful ones,” he responded, enjoying the sight of the furious blush that tinted your cheeks as soon as the words left his mouth.

“It’s a shame that our little date couldn’t last longer,” you commented.

“What do you-”

Peter’s words we’re cut off as Redwing swooped in, throwing him out the window. “Hey! You set me up!”

You laughed out loud at his accusation as Bucky approached you, cutting off Peter’s webbing.

“Mr. Stark? They’re not stopping!” Peter cried out, mildly panicking as the two groups of superheroes charged at one another.

He immediately noticed you, running alongside Clint and Wanda and the intensity of his gaze made Tony look your way. When he saw you look at Clint for reassurance, his brows furrowed slightly.

Sighing and filled with worry, Tony grasped Peter’s arm and pulled him aside.

“Listen kid. You see that girl?” he pointed to you and Peter nodded, his cheeks flushing slightly under his mask. “She’s your age so do an old man a favor and keep her out of trouble yeah?”

Peter bobbed his head enthusiastically. “Sure can do Mr. Stark. I’ll make sure she stays safe.”

Tony sighed to himself as he watched Peter swing away. “Teenagers.”

You ran towards Natasha with Clint but stopped in your tracks as you heard a familiar ‘thwip’.

You twirled around and dropped straight to the floor as a white mass flew over your head and hit the wall behind you.

It was Peter.

“You know, it was pretty rude of you to set me up the way you did back there,” he teased.

A slight smirk spread across your face. “Aw but I set you up with Redwing. He’s not so bad.“

You heard a snort emanate from under the mask, making you giggle. Peter blushed at the sound and cleared his throat awkwardly. “So, uh, you come here often?”

You laughed out loud at his attempt to flirt before stepping closer to him. You wrapped your arms around his neck as he gulped audibly. “Y'know Pete, if only the circumstances were different. I might not have to do this.”

“Do what?” he asked, confused.

In a flash, you had him in a headlock. You kicked his legs out from under him and tightened your grip until he collapsed, clawing at your arms as he tried to get you to let go.

When he stopped moving, you let him go and got up, pausing to look down at him as he wheezed and tried to catch his breath.

You help your hand out and located some wire, bringing it to your outstretched hand and quickly tying his wrist to a pole.

“Ow,” Peter hissed as he tried to tear his hand away.

“Good luck getting that knot off. I was in scouts when I was younger,” you said as you walked away, throwing a wink in his direction.

No matter how hard he tried, Peter couldn’t help the blush that covered his face once more.

He was still sitting there minutes later when Tony was thrown his way.

“Mister Stark!” Peter greeted happily.

“Kid,” Tony grunted out, looking him over. “Ah she got you too?”

“What do you mean sir?”

“After you let her go, she came after all of us. Who do you think threw my over here,” Tony muttered as he stood up, blasting the wire that bound Peter’s wrist. “(Y/N)’s gotten much stronger with her abilities I’ll give her that.”

Peter looked after Tony as he flew away.

“(Y/N),” he sighed. “So that’s her name.”

With a grin on his face, Peter swung towards the battle, this time finding himself in an altercation with Captain America himself.

You whimpered in pain as you pushed Clint out of the way, taking the hit that the panther had thrown his way.

“Go help the others!” you cried. “I’ll take care of the king.”

Clint looked at you hesitantly, taking note of the way you were holding the king down with your powers before nodding and running off.

You let the king go and he stood up slowly, stretching and flexing his muscles in a way that resembled the very cat he was dressed as.

“King T'Challa,” you declared, dropping into a low bow.

The king seemed taken aback at your actions before he shook his head and crouched down into a fighting stance.

“I am terribly sorry for your loss,” you continued. “Your father was a great man and although I know you won’t believe me, Bucky played no role in his death.”

T'Challa paused for a moment, not knowing what to do. “Thank you for your condolences Miss (L/N), but I am afraid you are right. I don’t believe you.”

With those words, he lunged at you. You threw your arms up last minute, trying to block him.

It didn’t work and instead you felt his vibranium claws tear through your arm. You cried out loud, drawing the attention of Bucky, who looked at you in concern and darted over to help you fight the panther.

By the time he got there however, you had thrown T'Challa into one of the airplanes, muttering furious apologies as you attacked the King of Wakanda.

Unbeknownst to you, your cries had also drawn Peter’s attention and distracted him from his battle.

He groaned as Cap dropped the walkway on his shoulders and he struggled to hold it up.

Noticing his lack of focus, Steve chuckled breathlessly. “You like her don’t you kid?”

Peter stumbled over his tongue as he tried to deny Steve’s statement.

“Don’t try and hide it kid,” Steve laughed. “I was the same when I was your age.“

“It’s just, she’s really cool Mr. America,” Peter replied quietly.

“Well I hope something works out. I like you kid. Where are you from?”

“Queens,” Peter grunted as he struggled under the weight he was holding.

Cap chuckled once more before running off. “Brooklyn.”

You yelped in surprise as you were pulled aside and came face to face with Bucky and Steve.

“Listen (Y/N/N),” Steve began. “I don’t like this plan but we need you to come with us to locate the rest of the soldiers. When Scott gives us the signal, we sprint towards the hangar and whatever happens, do not stop until you reach it. Okay?”

You nodded as you struggled to catch your breath. “Got it Cap!”

“Also,” Bucky said. “Take some pity on the poor kid and give him your number or something. It’s sad really, the way you two flirt.”

You blushed heavily as you ran off, waiting for the signal, and ran into Natasha who only looked at you and wrapped you up in her arms.

“Thank goodness you’re still safe,” she mumbled. “Go hide somewhere safe. Please.”

You didn’t answer as she ran off, instead focusing your attention on the now humongous Scott Lang.

I guess that’s the signal , you thought to yourself as you sped towards the hangar.

Everything happened too quickly for you to process but all you know is that you were standing at the entrance to the hangar when Vision and Wanda faced off.

Multiple cries were heard and Natasha held Steve and Bucky back as they tried to run to you.

When Rhodey fell, out in the field, the entrance collapsed, and covered you in debris.

The last thing you heard was Bucky, Steve, and Peter screaming your name and the last thing you saw was a familiar Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man™ swinging towards you.

You opened your eyes slowly, groaning slightly at the aching pain you felt throughout your body.

“Where am I?’ you whispered groggily.

At the sound of your voice, Tony (who had been sitting by your bed) shot up straight. He took one look at you before he launched himself at you, gathering you in his arms much like Natasha had done and pressed a kiss to your forehead.

“Thank god you’re alright,” he muttered over and over.

“Tony where am I?” you asked again. “Where are the others?”

Tony shifted his gaze towards the floor. “You’re in the Raft. You all are. But you’re in the medical wing. You and Rhodey were hurt pretty badly.”

You gasped. The Raft. You were in a maximum security prison.

“Listen kid,” Tony continued. “Cameras are off so take this.”

You tightened your grip over the things Tony had slipped into your palm. Your cell phone, some pills, and a slip of paper.

“You won’t stay here much longer kid,” Tony said. “I’m gonna go get Cap and Barnes and then we’ll get you all out of here okay?”

You nodded softly, leaning forwards to hug Tony again before he got up and walled towards the door.

“Oh and kid,” Tony paused. “Do me a favor and put that paper to good use. You’re still young. Have some fun!”

You chuckled as Tony sent a smile your way before leaving. Looking down, you unfolded the piece of paper, only to let out a laugh when you read the writing.

Hey (Y/N) (I finally got your name btw), I just wanted to say that even though we were on opposing teams, you’re pretty, and cool. I mean you’re pretty cool. I wanna get to know you if that’s alright with you so if you’re ever not busy saving the world, you can shoot me a text if you’d like?


-Peter P.

Peter jumped in anticipation as he felt his phone vibrate. He felt the smile spread across his face as he read the message, glad that Tony had delivered his note.

Hey Peter. I’m sorry about setting you up with Redwing but if you’re willing, I have someone else in mind that I think will suit you perfectly.


Peter wasted absolutely no time in replying.

First Marvel fic and I hope y'all enjoyed it! I hope it was good!

Types on a train

INTP: typing on laptop whilst making periodic furtive glances around carriage

ESFP: missed their stop, making mildly panicked phone call

INTJ: looking out of window, totally glazed over

INFP: reading a book with a name you’ve never heard of

ISFP: doodling on arm/paper/anything they can find

INFJ: headphone jammed in, eyes closed

ESFJ: has managed to befriend a moody-looking stranger

ENFP: with a friend, filling carriage with laughter

ESTP: glaring at anyone who dares make a sound

ENTJ: writing notes, completely oblivious to carriage around them

ISFJ: half-smile on face, people-watching within carriage

ISTJ: alone, checking every 5 seconds that they’re actually on the right train

ISTP: doesn’t take a chair, chatting quietly to someone

ESTJ: map open, planning out entire journey

ENTP: seems to be constructing a paper aeroplane, no-one quite sure

ENFJ: giving a therapy session to the colourful stranger sat next to them

anonymous asked:

Can I request 7 with Steve please!

“I may have mildly panicked…”- Steve Rogers

Fingers buried in your boyfriend’s hair, you smiled against his lips.

“Why can’t I justt stay here?” Steve murmured, hands gripping your hips beneath his shirt you’d stolen.

“Stevie, you know why… if the rest of the team find out then they’ll never shut up about it!” you said, hands resting at the base of his neck.

“So! I can deal with the questions. What I can’t deal with is watching every guy in this building hitting on my girlfriend, when I can do nothing about it.” he said, eyebrows furrowing as he leant his forehead against yours.

Just as you went in for another kiss, your door slammed open, causing you to shove Steve off of your bed and onto the floor.

“Y/N! Will you please tell Tasha that it was not me who broke her widow bites!” a flustered looking Clint whined, flanked by a stern looking Natasha.

Stuttering for a moment, you finally choked out,

“I wouldn’t know…”

“I know it was you, Barton.” Natasha said, glaring at the archer as they both stalked away.

Rolling your eyes slightly, your attention quickly shifted back to the blonde super soldier slumped on your carpet.

“Steve…” you murmured, eyes filled with panic as you watched him push himself off the foor, jaw clenched. “Steve, I’m sorry… I may have mildly panicked…

“Whatever.” he muttered, turning around and leaving the room. Leaving you with your head slumped and hands gripping the sheets.

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Kol Mikaelson Imagine

*Decided to put these two requests together, hope you don’t mind x*

1. @naepoohxd 13 and 25 with kol if you would please hun

#13  “Don’t turn me into the bad guy here." 
#25  "It’s me! It’s me! Calm down, baby, please." 

2. @mydearjustyncase  25 , 23 and 12 with good ol’ Kol Mikaelson😁 please

#25 “It’s me! It’s me! Calm down, baby, please.”
#23 “You aren’t dreaming, look, I’m here, this is real.” 
#12 “I may have mildly panicked…

*Imagine Rebekah has been teasing you for fancying her brother Kol for weeks, but, one night neither you or Rebekah realise until later was that Kol heard your entire conversation.*

"Oh c'mon Y/N, you seriously cannot think to blame me for your inconvenience, it’s not my fault I could not sense my intolerant brother nearby.” Rebekah spoke as she tried to reason with you, she sat beside you on your bed, or well, the spare bed you stay in while in the Mikaelson Manor.

He know’s ‘Bekah! He knows of my feelings, I thought vampires had good senses of smell and hearing, why, on this occasion especially did you not hear Kol return? Why did you not expect that he was eavesdropping?” You questioned out of anger and embarrassment, Rebekah moved away and held her hands up in defence,  “Don’t turn me into the bad guy here.“ But you could tell by the teasing grin on her face that her actions were made on purpose.

You huffed and threw a pillow at her which she gracefully caught and discarded on the floor, "Please get out 'Beks, I need to breathe and think, alone.”

The female Original only frowned for a second before nodding towards her flustered friend and sauntered out of the room, closing the door behind her.

“What am I going to do now?” You huffed out as you buried your face in your hands, you were very annoyed at Rebekah for doing what she did but knowing her, she thought her moves would only lead to positive results which so far haven’t happened.

You gasped as you door burst open and a whoosh of wild wind entered your room, and knowing it could only really be one person you prepared to throw your shoe, “I swear to God Rebekah!” 

You angrily threw the shoe in the direction the person was but they moved away quickly and before you could grab your other shoe your hands were collected together in larger rough ones,  “It’s me! It’s me! Calm down, baby, please.”

“Kol?!” You gasped in shock as he let go of your hands and cheekily grinned down at you, “Well love, I think we need to work more on your aim, you didn’t even come close to hitting me.” 

You glared at him as you moved further up on your bed to space yourself away from him, “What are you doing here Kol?” You asked pretending to be uninterested by his presence, but you both knew that his mere existence in front of you was making you flustered as your heart fluttered and your cheeks reddened and warmed.

Kol began to kneel down on your bed as he tried to close the distance between you, “Well, I heard from a little vampire about your feelings for me, care to explain?” He teasingly joked as you both began a routine as you moved back up against your bed and he moved forward until your back hit the headboard of the bed and you were trapped, Kol smirked moving his arms so they were beside your waist and his whole body was closer to yours, you uttered out a nervous reply as you felt his breath fan your neck and face, “ I don’t know what you’re talking about.” 

“Oh really?” He whispered as he moved his mouth close to your ear, sending shivers down to your spine, “Well, what if said I also had those feelings in return?” He questioned, his facial expression turning soft but also serious, there was no hint of joke or judgement in his eyes.

“I-I..” You stuttered but you couldn’t seem to come up with a reply. Kol, hesitantly smiling now, cupped your face in his hand, you fluttered your eyes shut and before you knew it you felt his lips on yours, you gasped at the feeling and Kol took it as a chance to deepen the kiss, to which you didn’t pull away.

Your hands wrapped around his neck pulling him closer to you, his knees now both on either side of your body, his free hand wrapped gently around your waist.

You sadly pouted as Kol pulled out of the kiss first which only made him chuckle in amusement, “Well, at least I know you’re feelings are true.”

You gulped and shook your head moving away as hundreds of thoughts now suddenly swam through your mind, “Wait, this can’t be real, I must have fallen asleep after Bekah left, why would you kiss me? have feelings for me?” You shook your head but your thoughts we cut off once again by Kol’s lips.

“You aren’t dreaming, look, I’m here, this is real.” He brought your hand gently to his own face so you could realise the certainty, that the moment before you was unquestionably real.

You traced your thumb over Kol’s cheek as he smiled down at you in admiration, you blinked softly, “Kol?” You finally spoke biting your lip as a smile poked through your once confused facade.

Kol still staring down at you nodded, “It’s me darling, my feelings are equal to yours, do you believe me now?”

As you nodded Kol grinned bring his face down to yours for your third kiss that night. Okay, so maybe Rebekah’s decisions did turn out in your favour, and now you’d have to thank her for her slight intentional error, because it brought you and Kol together, as one.

Just as you began to get deeper into the kiss Kol once again pulled away, you sighed but his next words sent you into a small fit of giggles, “So, did you really think my judgement on your feelings towards me would have turned out that bad? My God Y/N, you should really trust my dearest sister’s intentions, if it wasn’t for her, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

You cheekily smiled pressing a quick soft kiss to his now red lips,  “I may have mildly panicked… but at least now you’re here.”

You  wrapped yourself up in each others arms once again, you couldn’t help but laugh as Rebekah’s voice rang up to your room as she shouted in a cheerful voice, “You’re welcome!”

anonymous asked:

Maybe somethn like hazel coming out as a lesbian 2 piper and piper comin out to her as bi in response and bein just generally suportive?

this is so cute to me for some reason like

  • hazel, after having a sexual awakening and realizing that she only really has platonic feelings for frank and was a victim of comp. heterosexuality, is Freaked the Fuck Out and doesn’t know?? what to do??
  • takes a day or two to internalize this and generally just panics like how many lesbians do when they first have the realization “oh my god i like girls what do i do what does this mean” (poor bby)
  • decides that she needs help on how to handle it but she doesn’t know where to go? like who do you go to about this? it’s not like she has a favorite lesbian tumblr user she can beg advice from sdfghjk so she decides that since maybe piper is a daughter of aphrodite and one of her closest friends that maybe she can help
  • piper, driving with hazel back from a jamba juice: aw, so how’re things with you and frank? you guys are so adorable ~♥
  • hazel, staring into her cup: haha yeah. i’m gay. *is internally screaming*
  • and piper is just like oh oh oh!! oh!! and loses her footing metaphorically for a second like??? this is not at all what she was expecting to be equipped to handle at that instance (especially since she wasn’t sure that hazel considered her close enough to come out to like, piper just imagines hazel as so independent all the time that she just kinda considers herself an accessory? she’s mildly panicked)
  • but ofc she’s Piper and so she’s like ok how can i best express my support and reassure her
  • so she just kinda like. “oh! that’s cool– that’s great! i’m bi! i mean, like, i’m bisexual. i’m glad you decided to tell me :)”
  • and so initially hazel is relieved like. oh thank god. she actually doesn’t even fully register that piper also just came out to her bc she just goes back to like, no ur missing the point i’m gay
  • and so she expresses this to piper and piper is like ??? like she starts going back to reassuring her like “it’s ok!! i know it’s probably really intense for you but being gay is awesome, you’ll be alright dw, you can talk to me” kinda stuff but hazel’s like “piper, i haven’t told frank yet.”
  • and piper Gets It now and like honestly poor hazel but poor piper too like asdfghkjl what is she supposed to s ay here
  • but bc piper’s the best she is talks through it with hazel and assures her and gives her the confidence, she’s really supportive of her and promises her that frank will understand and generally just is a great Sapphic Big Sister
  • honestly like i just want more of their friendship …. they’re so CUTE

anonymous asked:

1&7 with bucky

7. “I may have mildly panicked…”- Bucky Barnes

Curled up in your apartments bay window, you’d never felt more peaceful. The sun was shining through a pale orange as it began to disappear behind the vast buildings of the city, a warm breeze blew through the room as you leaned your head back against the wall. Casting your eyes to the ceiling, your gaze suddenly locked onto a large black blob hanging above you.

Letting out a loud shriek, you pulled the knife you kept hidden in one of the pillows and whipped it at the large spider, tumbling ungracefully from your seat as you did so.

“Y/N? Doll?” Bucky’s worried voice rang out, his hurried footsteps coming towards you. “What the hell happened?” He asked as he took in the scene in front of him, you sprawled out on the floor with a knife lodged in the ceiling.

“There was a spider.” You mumbled, scrunching your nose slightly as Bucky belted out a laugh.

“All of this…” He chuckled, gesturing at you and the knife, “Because of a spider.”

“I may have mildly panicked…” You muttered, pushing yourself up off the floor as Bucky bent over laughing beside you. “Shut up.” You huffed, pushing his shoulder back playfully.

“You’re really something Doll.” He said fondly, pulling you close to press a kiss to the corner of your lips.

“I reiterate… shut up.” You giggled, poking him in the stomach.

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Despacito: (Jake x MC)

  1. Part 1 (NSFW)
  2. Part 2 (NSFW)
  3. Part 3 (NSFW)
  4. Part 4 (NSFW)

God damn it (Zahra x Craig) (NSFW)

Powerless  (Raj, Quinn & Diego NOT ROMANTIC) (ChoicesCreates)

Chase (NSFW)  (Jake x MC) (ChoicesCreates)

Mirror (Jake x MC) (ChoicesCreates) 

I love you the most (Jake x MC)

Red (Quinn x MC)  (slightly NSFW?)

five things you know and the one thing you don’t.  (Jake x MC)

Different doesn’t mean bad   (Jake x MC, Grace x Aleister, Michelle X Sean, Zahra x Craig, Estela x Quinn & Diego x Raj) (ChoicesCreates)

Blood is thicker than water (Diego & MC NOT ROMANTIC) (ChoicesCreates)

Mother’s little helper (All) (NOT ROMANTIC) (ChoicesCreates)

Pull (Jake x MC, ROMANTIC) (Diego x MC, Mike x Jake, NOT ROMANTIC) (ChoicesCreates)

Senses (Jake x MC, Sean x Michelle, Zahra x Craig, Grace x Aleister) (Mention of Quinn, Raj, Diego & Estela)

Itaidōshin (Diego x MC, Jake x Mike, NOT ROMANTIC) (Jake x MC, ROMANTIC)

Together In Tandem (Jake x MC) (slightly NSFW?)


  1. “KILL ME! KILL ME IN THE EYES!” (Jake x MC)
  2. “Liam Neeson would do it” (Estela x MC)
  3. “I’m pretty good at distractions”. (Jake x MC)
  4. “Is that all you’ve got?” (Jake x MC) (NSFW)
  5. “If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”  (Jake x MC)
  6. “If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”  (Zahra x Craig)
  7. “You’re the only one”. (Jake x MC)
  8. “Don’t touch me”. (Jake x MC)
  9. “I loved you. Past tense”. (Jake x MC)
  10. “Why do you even care?” (Jake x MC)
  11. “Now, not to be forward, but I love you”. (Grace x Aleister)
  12. “Friends don’t get each other off”. (Jake x MC) (NSFW)
  13. “You make me nervous, and happy, and horny, all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes”. (Jake x MC)
  14. “I don’t want to go to bed angry”. (Jake x MC)
  15. “Put me down!” (Jake x MC)
  16. “Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later”. (Jake x MC)
  17. “Well that was unsettling”. (Jake x MC & Zahra x Craig)  
  18. “Where are your pants?” (Jake x MC) (NSFW)
  19. “Is that- blood?” (Jake x MC) (NSFW)
  20. “You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying”. (Jake x MC)
  21. “Oh, I know. I’m a goddamn masterpiece - but it’s nice to hear you say it”. (Jake x MC)  
  22. “Where are your pants?” &  “Are you even listening to me?” (Jake x MC)
  23. Making the relationship public for all LIs
  24. Angst break-up headcanon for all LIs
  25. “Well obviously nothing is going on here!” (Jake x MC)  
  26. “That’s french for ‘go away’“. (Jake x MC)
  27. “What did you just do?!”, “It was all me, by the way.” & “I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.” (Jake x MC)
  28. “Can I help you?” (Zahra x Craig)
  29. “I may have mildly panicked…” & “Ooh, that must’ve hurt!”  (Jake x MC)
  30. “You have no idea what you do to me”. (Jake x MC) (Slight NSFW)
  31. “Liam Neeson would do it”. (Craig x MC) (NOT ROMANTIC)
  32. “You’re special to me” & “Shut up and kiss me already”. (Jake x MC)
  33. “You’re cute when you’re angry”, “You’re one hell of a girl” & “Are you jealous?” (Jake x MC)
  34. “I lost the baby”. (Jake x MC)
  35. “Can we cuddle?” & “You’re one hell of a girl”. (Jake x MC)
  36. “I’m so in love with you”. &  “I wish we could stay like this forever”.  (Zahra x Craig)
  37. “I wish I’d never met you”  (Jake x MC)
  38. “I fucked up”. &  “Can I kiss you right now?” (Zahra x Craig) 
  39. “You’re a monster”. (Jake x MC)
  40. “I’m pregnant”. (Jake x MC)
  41. “Can I kiss you right now?” (Jake x MC)
  42. “Let’s have a baby” & “Can we cuddle?” (Jake x MC)


Passion (Chris x MC) (ChoicesCreates)

Saudade  (Chris x MC, Zig x MC, ROMANTIC), (Kaitlyn x MC, James x MC, NOT ROMANTIC)

Yes, Captain (Zig x MC) (NSFW)


  1. “Does that feel good?” (Becca x MC)
  2. “Quick, blend in!” (Zig x MC)
  3. “Let’s keep this between us”. (Zig x MC)
  4. “It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?” (Chris x MC)
  5. “Where are your pants?” (Zig x MC)
  6. “Now, not to be forward, but I love you.” (Zig x MC)
  7. “Is that my shirt?” & “Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you?” (Zig x MC) (NSFW)
  8. “I’m pregnant”. (Zig x MC)


Confessions (Mark x MC/Dani)


  1. “You make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.” (Ben x MC/Dani)


“Poor, unforunate souls”.  (Empress Azura)


  1. “Is that - blood?” (Kenna x Val)


Dive (Sam x Dave):

  1. Part 1 (NSFW)
  2. Part 2 (NSFW) 
  3. Part 3 (NSFW)


Burnin’ Love: (Maxwell x MC)

  1. Part one (NSFW)
  2. Part two (NSFW)
  3. Part three (NSFW)

Drowning Your Goodbye (Drake x MC)

Twisted Crown (King Constantine x Queen Regina):

  1. Part one 

Much Better (Maxwell x MC) (NSFW)

Day 18 of my little shop (I think)

Most exciting thing first - I met a two month old puppy called Olive and she was adorable!

There was a vintage car rally setting of from the garden centre so the car park was full of beautiful little 1940s-50s cars.

I made SIXTEEN sales today and I am shook and mildly panicking about restocking/working on the commission I also have.

Ten items went to one lady who owns a chain of estate agents. Thankfully she left for a bit and came back so didn’t have to watch me wrap them all. I gift wrapped one as it was a present and she seemed to really appreciate that. And when she did come back I summoned up the courage to ask her if she’d be interested in me providing her with bespoke ‘congratulations on your new home’ gifts as she sells v expensive houses and they do that kind of thing. She is interested, took all my details and said ‘support comes from the most unlikely places’ as she was leaving so fingers crossed.

By Thursday I will have been there a month and so far I am shocked with how well it is going.

Double Trouble//TVD & THE PACK

Characters: Scott McCall, Isaac Lahey, Derek Hale, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Void!Stiles, Alan Deaton, Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Elena Gilbert, Katherine Pierce, Tyler Lockwood, Reader.


Damon and Stefan showed up to Beacon Hills when they found out Katherine had fled here. They were simply coming to get her, but when they found out she had a partner in crime they had to team up with your pack to help solve both of your problems.

“We just to have to locate Katherine. Stiles can’t be far behind.” Stefan crosses his arms as he examines everyone.

“Mom said to call Katherine. She could trace the number.” Caroline rises from her spot on the couch.

“Yeah, Stilinski said the same thing about Stiles.” Scott looks over at Caroline and shrugs.

“There’s no harm in trying.” Stefan checks his phone for the umpteenth time.

“I could do a locator spell.” Bonnie suggests.

“Or we could just find Stiles and kill him.” Damon raises his glass of liquor to everyone. “That would draw Katherine out…sans Bonbon’s witchy woo powers.”

“Well, we aren’t going to do that.” Isaac raises an eyebrow. “As much as I’d appreciate it.”

“Isaac.” Scott grunts.

“Forgive Damon, he has no regard for anyone other than himself.” Elena throws him a look.

“I just say what we’re all thinking. How important is Stiles anyway?”

“We aren’t killing Stiles.” Derek says over Damon.

“Fine. Don’t bring your wolfy tears to me when everyone gets killed.” Damon throws his hands up.

“We can’t technically come to you if we’re dead…or cry for that matter.” Isaac shrugs.

“Isaac can you be quiet…for like one single minute?” Scott sighs.

“We need need a solid plan. This is going to fail if we all just stand around and fight.” Allison looks at Scott and Isaac.

“Agreed.” Both Lydia and Elena raise their hands.

You stand up, deciding to take charge. “I saw him yesterday.”

“And you didn’t say anything?” Isaac questions.

“Let me finish.” You give him a warning glance.

“He wasn’t void. He was himself. If I could call and get him back home as himself, we can lock him up.”

“Too risky. We have to go to Mystic Falls.” Stefan says.

“Okay, then we leave Beacon Hills and tell Stiles to meet me in Mystic Falls. He’s my best friend, he’ll come.”

“You trust that?” Damon points at you and looks at everyone.

“Yeah.” Tyler shrugs.

“What about getting Katherine there?” Caroline asks.

“I can handle that.” Stefan nods.

You were on the road to Mystic Falls, you rode with Scott, Allison, Elena, and Bonnie.

You dial Stiles’ number, hoping it’s him that answers.


“Oh, thank God it’s you.”

“Where am I?” He asks quietly.

“What do you see?” You press your finger in your ear. He was talking very softly.

“I’m with someone…I’m not sure who it is.”

“What’s she look like?”

“She’s got dark hair…I don’t really know. It’s dark, Y/N.”

“Stiles do you know where you are? Even a state?”

“I’m not in Beacon Hills. That’s for sure.”

“Stiles we need you to be a bit more specific.” Scott yells.

“Can I get back to you on that?”

“Not really no.”

“How long has he been on the phone with you?” Elena asks quietly.

You pull your phone away from your ear and look.

“One minute. Someone contact Stilinski.” You whisper.

“On it.” Allison already has her phone out.

“We’re coming okay? I’ll call you in a bit.”

“Okay.” Stiles breathes out. “Please hurry.”

“He got it.” Allison looks at you over her shoulder.

“Okay, where is he then?” Scott asks.

“Right outside of Mystic Falls. Looks like he’s at a motel.”

“We got them.” Bonnie says to Elena.

When you arrive you hop out of the car, Stefan holding you back from going in. “Katherine’s smart. We have to be smarter.”

“Let me go. I can handle it.” Bonnie starts for the door.

“Bonnie, I don’t think you should-” Caroline leaps forward, Katherine swinging the door open as Bonnie approaches.

“Well if it isn’t the rescue squad.” Katherine smirks as she saunters out the door, Stiles follows closely behind her, the same wicked smirk on his face. “He’s fine, you know. He just loves me, don’t you Stiles?”

“How could I not?” Stiles grins at her, giving her a once over.

“We don’t care about the gory details of your deranged, and also quite disgusting relationship. Just give us the kid.” Damon walks over to Katherine.

She smiles, “Damon, you know I can’t do that.”

“And why not?” He raises an eyebrow.

Before you know it she’s got your head pulled back, her fangs are out as she examines your neck. “I could kill her. Right now. Right here.”

“Don’t.” Isaac starts forward.

“Bonnie, do something!” Caroline shouts.

“I-I can’’s like my magic’s gone!” Bonnie starts to panic.

“Yeah…that would be on me.” Stiles smirks. “Sorry, sweetheart. We couldn’t have any witches ruining our plans, could we, Katherine?” He kneads his hands together, almost comically villainous.

“What do you want? Do you have a specific goal or anything or is this just for fun?” Scott crosses his arms.

Katherine gives you a good hit to the head, rendering you unconscious. She smiles as she approaches Scott. “He’s a lot like you, Stefan.” She checks him out painfully slow. “He’s boring.”

“I could kill you. Right now.” Scott growls.

“Me too.” Isaac steps forward.

Derek simply raises a finger. “Yeah…me too.”

Tyler shrugs, the four of them have her cornered. “Add me into the mix here.”

Lydia and Allison are crouched over you, trying to make sure you aren’t concussed.

You rise up quickly, taking in a deep breath. Just as you do, Stefan and Damon capture Katherine. Scott sticks a vervain needle in her neck, injecting slowly. Stefan and Damon tie her up and throw her into the trunk of Damon’s car.

Stiles simply laughs, everyone slowly cornering him. You stand up, your head pounding as you examine the situation.

“You think this is it? You’re wrong.” Stiles steps down in front of everyone.

Damon lunges for him, Stiles quickly retaliating and knocking him off of his feet. “Son of a bitch, kid.” Damon groans.

Stefan goes in, Stiles reacting just as fast. Right as Stefan begins to run, Caroline does too, grabbing Stiles by the arms. Derek assists her, the strength of the two of them successfully trapping him. Scott helps tie him up.

“Really, Scott? You’re going to do this to your best friend?” Stiles teases.

“You’re not him. You aren’t Stiles.” Scott grits his teeth.

“Oh, but I am! It just sickens you to know that your little defenseless human friend is stronger than you.”

“That’s not true!” You shout, defending Scott.

“You too! Everyone loves you and Stiles. The two of you can’t ever do anything right.”

You take a step back, Elena right behind you. “It’s not Stiles talking. Remember that.”

You take a deep breath, “I know. Thank you.”

They load Stiles up into Allison’s trunk, everyone collectively letting out a sigh of relief.

“Let’s get them to the house.” Stefan nods as he gets in the passenger side of Damon’s car.

You all arrive, Damon and Scott escorting Stiles and Katherine to the basement.

“Wait! You can’t leave them together!” You shout.

“Why not?” Scott turns on his heel.

“She’ll compel him. Keep them separate.”

“Smart thinking.” Stefan nods.

Katherine was practically desiccated at this point. Stiles was still void. You were at a standstill.

You walked down to the basement, Tyler with you as protection. “I’m fine, y'know.”

“You’re fine because I’m here.” Tyler raises an eyebrow.

“Don’t get cocky now.”

“Will you two quit flirting and get me some blood?” Katherine groans.

“No.” Tyler states.

“Just let us out. What harm can we do?” Stiles grins.

“Haha. That’s cute.” You give him a sarcastic look. “I’m only here for you.” You tell him and he looks shocked.

“I’m not complaining.”

You open the gate and Tyler takes him upstairs where Bonnie is waiting.

“What’s going on here?” Stiles asks.

“We’re getting rid of you.” Bonnie smiles. She begins to speak incantation, the candles in front of her flaming up.

Stiles groans loudly, dropping to his knees. He screams as he clutches his head, blood coming from his ears.

“Bonnie, is this supposed to be happening?” You begin to panic.

“It’s fine.” Deaton reassures.

Stiles falls to the ground, the blood slowly turning black.

“It’s done.” Bonnie stands up, Scott looks relieved.

The pack paces around, waiting for Stiles to wake.

“What the hell is that smell?” Stiles groans.

“Of course the first thing you do is complain.” Isaac rolls his eyes.

“Shut up.” You swat his arm. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah…I think…I think the Nogitsune is gone.” He stands up.

“Really?” Bonnie asks. “The spell worked.”

“Spell?” Stiles raises an eyebrow, looking only mildly panicked when he feels the blood on his neck.

“We have a lot to explain to you.” You sigh.

“You guys aren’t going home.” Damon says.

“What?” You turn and look at him.

“We’ve still got Katherine to handle.”

Writing prompts

1. “At least you weren’t stabbed, because hello, I am bleeding.”

2. “Why on earth are you wearing that?”

3. “Put me down!”

4. “Leave me the fuck alone”

5. “You’re drunk, but I am not.”

6. “I swear to god, look at me”

7. “What did you just do?!”

8. “Stop filming me, moron!”

9. “It was all me, by the way.”

10. “I may have mildly panicked…”

11. “You are actually really badass”

12. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

13. “Do you still love me…?”

14. “It’s do or die, most likely die.”

15. “How could you ever hurt me like that?”

16. “Can someone shoot him?”

17. “Who’s is the cute guy/girl over there?”

18. “I am sorry okay! What else you want me to say?”

19. “She’s/He’s injured?”

20. “In what fucking hospital is he/she?!”

21. “I don’t know about you guys, but I feel fabulous.”

22. “Can I help you?”

23. “Be gentle.”

24. “I love you”

25. “What happened to your arm?”

26. “I have a headache.”

27. “Seven fucking years, and that’s all you have to say!”

28. “Was loving me a joke?”

29. “5 more minutes.”

30. “Don’t be mad, but I bought a cat.”

31. “Like, what if I did love you?”

32. “You didn’t do the dishes, I’m not doing you.”

33. “I’m not drunk, I s-swear.”

34. “Help me pack or get out. You’re in the way.”

35. “How can you watch a scary movie without being scared?!”

36. “If you get arrested, I don’t know you.”

37. “So, I’ve been thinking.”

38. “I was supposed to die you dumb ass!” 

39. “You looked at me differently.”

40. “I’m not pregnant”

41.  “The stars are pretty tonight, aren’t they?”

42. “Oh c'mon you would have murdered that guy too.”

43. “I thought you were dead!” 

44. “You? You know how to shoot a gun?” 

45. “Hold up- just stop- just- what are you actually doing? It’s 2 AM!”

46. “You just kissed me.” 

47. “I’ve been in love with you since, like, forever. I thought you knew.”

48. “I literally told you.”

49. “Was the glitter really necessary?”

50. “You left me there. Alone.”


“Why does it have to be him?” You asked as you looked over at Brett.

“We need to be watching each other’s backs,” Scott answered.

“Yes I understand that but why am I always partnered with the difficult ones?” You asked.

“He’s not difficult.” Scott rolled his eyes “you just don’t like him or you like him too much.”

“Whatever.” You glared grabbing what you needed and leaving.

“You know you making me dizzy will you just sit down?” Brett asked as you continued to pace the length of the building that you were sent to scout.

“I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not.” You snapped and rolled his eyes.

“What was that?” he asked suddenly and you jumped hiding behind his tall form.

“What was what?” You asked as you listened, you heard something, it seemed to get closer as it seemed that something was rounding the corner you pushed Brett forward, he slipped and fell flat on his face and you jumped back creating more space.

It was a stray cat.

“What the hell!?” Brett asked and you shrugged.

“I may have mildly panicked.” You winced back and he just glared.

Requests and general question!

don’t you want to take me home?

pairing: daveed diggs x reader

request: “wanted to request one (with Diggs if you don’t mind) where you’re an old friend of Lin’s and you and Daveed meet on opening night. You can take it anywhere you want after that.”

summary: reader is one of lin’s oldest friends, so of course she’s at the opening night after-party. and of course diggs is into her.

warnings: NSFW! smut, alcohol, flirting, bathroom sex

word count: 4,262

a/n: title from clippng’s ‘tonight.’ this happened. idk. still going to hell.

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Line Prompts 3

TV shows I will definitely write about:

-The Vampire Diaries

-The Originals

-The Flash


-Teen Wolf (not as much since I haven’t finished the series)

- (PM me for other shows, it’s a possibility I’ll do other if I know enough about them)

(Slow Updates but now accepting requests) (also tell me if you want the story to have anything specific instead of just the prompt(s))

(Some are repeated from my others ones since they weren’t used, others taking from users and some made by me)

#1: “Dance with me”

#2  “This is so cliche”

#3  “Don’t fucking touch me!”

#4  “I love you, you asshole.”

#5  “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

#6  “Fuck…I feel like I’ve been hit by a car.”

#7  “Your definition of ‘we’ll be fine’ needs some work.”

#8  “You can’t just kiss me and expect everything will be fine.”

#9  “You’re still giving me the silent treatment?”

#10  “I thought you said you weren’t mad anymore?!”

#11  “You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”

#12  “I may have mildly panicked…”

#13  “Don’t turn me into the bad guy here.”

#14 “I’m just scared you’re going to get tired of me.”

#15 “I just came to say goodbye.”

#16 “This is… exactly what it looks like.”

#17 “I never imagined myself in a wedding dress.”

#18  “Stop touching my hair!” “But it’s so soft!”

#19  “Listen, it’s for science.”

#20  “This is going to hurt, I’m sorry.”

#21 “You’ve never felt pain until you’ve felt love”

#22  “I’m better off dead.” “No, you’re better off alive, with me.”

#23  “You aren’t dreaming, look, I’m here, this is real.”

#24  “You know if you wanted sex, you could’ve just asked.”

#25  “It’s me! It’s me! Calm down, baby, please.”

Prompts list.
  1. “I may have mildly panicked.”
  2. “You know I’d help, not making fun of you is so much easier.”
  3. “That’s french for Go Away.”
  4. “We just met, this is crazy I’m referencing a son, but call me maybe?”
  5. “I can’t wait to drown you in compliments.”
  6. “It’s not that big of a deal” “You killed a man!”
  7. “Do I want to know, what’s in that box?”
  8. “Why did you think it might be a good idea to set that on fire ?”
  9. “Why are you eating tacos at 3AM?” “Why not?”
  10. “You’re insane.” “I know, isn’t that great?”
  11. “The floor is like my life.” “Care to elaborate ?’
  12. “What the heck happened while I was at the store?”
  13. “At any point did it occur to you that this might not be a good idea?’
  14. “What happened?” “You drooled on my pillow and I rolled in it.”
  15. “Help me hide.”
  16. “Um..Somebody broke that, I’m thinking a ghost.”
  17. “You’re not helping !” “Why did you think I wanted to help?’
  18. “Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. I know what you are.” “Say it.” “Okay. You’re a complete idiot for not bringing a jacket.” “Well I would’ve said ‘freezing’, but…”
  19. “You’re so cute when you pout like that.”
  20.   “Sharing a single strand of spaghetti is not romantic. Stop asking.”
  21. “The blanket is a shared utensil. You can’t just wrap yourself like a burrito and leave me to freeze to death.”
  22. .“No, you ARE talented. You’re the only one I know who can lay in bed and watch the same TV show for 47 hours straight.”
  23. “Do not. Tempt. Me.”
  24. “It’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful.”
    “Yeah…my liver’s blushing.”
  25. “No pillow fights! You broke a window last time.”
  26. “Can you quit being sarcastic, it’s the lowest form of wit.”“The only people who say that are the ones that aren’t funny.”

Okay, So I compiled a list of my favourite prompts, and I’d really love if someone would send them to me with the pairing (romantic/platonic). I really want to practice my writing,so I’d be glad to write any.

Prompt List Vol. 3

1. Leave the number of the prompt and the name of the character you want HERE
2. I will only write each prompt/character combination once (though I will write about multiple characters for each singular prompt)
3. Please only send in up to 3 prompts per request (feel free to send in multiple requests)

  1. “Don’t laugh. Do. Not. Laugh. This is not funny.”
  2. “You save everyone, but who saves you?”
  3. “Do you know how hard I’m trying not to kiss you right now?”
  4. “I’m no one’s hero.”
  5. “No offense but you are a huge waste of muscles.”
  6. “Move away from the door and let me at him.”
  7. “I may have mildly panicked…”
  8. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
  9. “Well… that was unsettling.”
  10. “Quit looking at me like that, you’re making me nervous.”
  11. “You set me on fire!”
  12. “You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.”
  13. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”
  14. “Take me home… please?”
  15. “I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”
  16. “Just admit that you enjoy having me around.”
  17. “Has anyone ever told you, you’re a bit of an idiot?”
  18. “I’m like… really in love with you.”
  19. “I promised I’d protect you, but we can all see how that worked out.”
  20. “I know this may be hard to believe, but I’m on your side.”
  21. “It is my duty, as your friend… to tell you that you suck at this.”
  22. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
  23. “I’m a professional liar, you’re not even a competent one.” 
  24. “You know I’ll support you no matter what, unless I think it’s stupid, then I’ll tell you.”
  25. “Put me down!”