So, Munakata and Fushimi switch bodies, it is hilarious and a little creepy. Imagine they both get hit by a Strain and everyone else comes running to check on them. ‘Munakata’ straightens up, glares and clicks his tongue while 'Fushimi’ pushes up his glasses and gives everyone a sparkling smile as he assures them that he’s fine. I imagine Awashima’s eyes twitch just a bit and she’s like “C-Captain?” Fushimi-in-Munakata’s-body clicks his tongue again while Munakata’s just like “Yes, Awashima-kun?” *sparkle sparkle* It’s just super weird because who knew Fushimi’s body was even capable of sparkling. Munakata sees no reason why they shouldn’t just go back to headquarters until this gets sorted out, so off they go. It becomes impossible to get any work done all day – like someone has to turn in a report to Munakata and they walk into his office to find him there in Fushimi’s body playing with a puzzle and talking all politely and he probably switched coats with Fushimi too so here’s Fushimi with Munakata’s fancy cravat and everything. Then they go back to work on the computer and Fushimi’s sitting at his computer being gloomy and it’s the scariest Munakata’s body has ever looked. A few brave souls try to get him to cheer up and Fushimi just stares blankly back at them, all hope lost.

Mikoto and Munakata switching, again, super-weird for their clansmen. They don’t even try to keep up appearances on this one, Munakata goes back to Scepter 4 and Mikoto goes back to Homra but it’s really awkward for all their clansmen. Munakata’s body looks totally out of place in Bar Homra sleeping on the couch (Mikoto took his jacket back and he messes up Munakata’s hair a little, which has the effect of making Munakata’s body look like this rich dork who’s going through his rebellious phase). Meanwhile Munakata takes back his own coat and maybe gives Mikoto’s hair a good combing because he will not tolerate looking like a layabout and it makes him look so ridiculous that when they meet back up with Homra later Yata in particular is mortally offended by how uncool Munakata has made Mikoto look. Fushimi, meanwhile, keeps trying to avoid Munakata precisely because he’s afraid he won’t be able to breathe around him. Finally Munakata kinda corners him to have a talk and Fushimi’s surprised to find that he feels almost relaxed even though he’s near Mikoto’s body, because knowing that it’s Munakata in there helps. (Ooh, then maybe later when they go after the Strain it’s brought friends along and everyone gets attacked, and Munakata ends up saving Fushimi from being hurt by princess-carrying him away. Fushimi is pissed about it but still lets Munakata carry him, which is right when the body switch power wears off and suddenly Fushimi is being carried around by Suoh Mikoto. Fushimi is immediately like no mission abort get me the hell out of here but they’re still being attacked and Mikoto ends up carrying him for like three blocks, except he’s not as gentle about it as Munakata and Fushimi pretty much ends up being slung over his back. By the time everything’s settled and everyone’s regrouped poor Fushimi is there clinging to Mikoto’s back for dear life – they jumped across a few buildings and he almost got dropped a couple times it was traumatizing. As soon as he’s on level ground he scrambles away and Mikoto just kinda gives him a flat look as Fushimi stumbles straight into Munakata’s waiting arms. Arms that are still inside Mikoto’s jacket and it is just like the weirdest experience of Fushimi’s life, he has to go lie down for a while afterward, he’s delicate after all.)

“I hate it when SaruMi shippers shove SaruMi down people’s throats. Yeah. It’s cute. But don’t attack someone if they’re a multishipper and enjoy ReiSaru, AkiFushi, HiSaru, MikoSaru, MikoMisa, SeriSaru, KuroSaru, Saruhiko and Kusanagi, Saruhiko and Totsuka, whatever. Whatever they ship, respect it. You don’t have to like it.”

anonymous asked:

I love so much little Fushimi and the three homra's daddies. <3 I'd like to think that maybe in this au Fushimi could be not so scared by Mikoto. Or just the idea of Mikoto with a child Fushimi makes me happy. x'D

I’m thinking that maybe Fushimi is still a little intimidated by Mikoto but it’s not as bad at least at first, since they adopt him pre-Red King and so Mikoto doesn’t have that extra level of simmering power just below the surface. I imagine Fushimi mostly not really being sure how to deal with Mikoto because Mikoto’s hard for him to get a read on, like Totsuka is the cool fun dad who always wants to play with Fushimi and Kusanagi is the responsible Team Mom who makes sure Fushimi eats properly and finished his homework and then there’s Mikoto who just lazes around all day and doesn’t even talk to Fushimi much except in short sentences. And Fushimi being a nervous kid wonders sometimes if Mikoto doesn’t want him there, like I could see him misreading Mikoto’s general aura of chill as being coldness similar to how Kisa treats him and so Fushimi just assumes that Mikoto doesn’t think of Fushimi as anything more than a bother. But then every now and again Mikoto shows that he does care, like Fushimi’s doing homework and Mikoto happens to be the only one around. Fushimi’s starting to get a bit of a fever but no one’s noticed because Totsuka’s been out playing around with random hobbies and Kusanagi’s trying to figure out why his accounting has a major unexplained shortage. Fushimi doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t want to be a bother (since he’s still not entirely convinced that it’s okay for him to stay here with his three new daddies) so he just tries to endure it. Then suddenly he feels Mikoto’s hand on his shoulder. Fushimi looks up at him all wide-eyed, Mikoto regards him calmly for a moment and then just sweeps Fushimi up into his arms and starts taking him upstairs. Fushimi’s struggling like wait what are you doing and Mikoto tells him not to overdo it, sick kids need rest right. He sets Fushimi in the bed and puts a hand on his forehead and tells him to sleep. Then maybe Fushimi wakes up a couple hours later panting from a nightmare and Mikoto’s right there calming him down and telling him not to worry and Fushimi finds that he doesn’t have any nightmares when he knows Mikoto’s there, because Mikoto’s strong enough to beat back all of those monsters in his head.