mikey & lisa

Can I take a moment to talk about teenage mutant ninja turtles
Because I have to
Listen
What fucker was at a meeting discussing new kid shows and was like “I fucking love turtles. Let’s do a show about that.”
And they approved it somewhere along the line and another Fucker was like “I see your turtles and I raise you: ninja turtles.”
And they could have stopped at that. That’s it. That’s the shows. Ninja turtles.
But
Of
Course
Not
Because lo and behold there is another fucklet somewhere in this kids tv show storyboard who thinks that the only way to possibly make these ninja turtles better is to make them mutant. Wow. Okay
So now we’re at the point where you have mutant ninja turtles and no where along the way to creating these ninja turtles did anyone ever think “This is too much. This is too fucking much. These turtles have too much going for them.”
And evidently no one did because now these turtles are teenagers too
So then you get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Okay. I can accept this. That is the show. Now these turtles, do they have regular names like other cartoons?
Ah! Yeah. No.
Because these already soooooo fucking special turtles being teenage, mutants, and ninjas, or course, required that their names be famous dead artists. Wow.

I have a lot of feelings about teenage mutant ninja turtles also I have never watched the show

Tcest is CANNON! Take THAT Haters!

No, really, Technically Tcest is cannon! Let me explain…
Many of you out there have probably gotten a lot of flames and trolling from haters out there who want to give you grief about liking Tcest…  And it’s easy to dispute with arguments that the odds of them being biologically related are, well, IMPOSSIBLE, and even if by some miracle that they were, being turtles they really wouldn’t care. But the last resort of many on the “anti-tcest” crusade is to whip out the old tired and true “It’s not cannon.”  (if this were a valid argument, 85% of fanfics and fanart for anything would cease to exist).

Well guess what? They couldn’t be more wrong!  Back in 1993, TMNT writer Bill Fitts was retiring from Mirage Studios to move back to his hometown, but before he left he wanted to make one last TMNT comic, as a final farewell.  Fitts wrote and drew the layouts, Dan Seneres did the pencils which Fitts inked, and finally Steve Lavigne did the lettering. The comic was Adult Rated (which is code for it was basically porn) and it was titled “The Birds and the Bees and the Turtles” (done in the Archie Comics style), only 50 copies were printed and it was gifted to members of Mirage Studios Staff.   And in it’s pages it clearly shows Donatello happily engaging in homosexual intercourse with one of his brothers (code for Donnie-boy really likes it in the butt).

Think about it, this comic was written, drawn, inked and printed by official, PAID Mirage Studios writers and artists in house (meaning the studio).  It was never printed mainstream to be sold to the public because it was considered taboo and they didn’t want to risk losing fans and business because of enraged parents wanting to shied their children’s innocence from from Teenage Mutant “sexual deviant” turtles, although if you have a few hundred bucks in your paypal account, every now and then a copy appears on e-bay.

The comic was a gag gift, yes, but it still was technically a comic- not drawn by fans but by the actual people responsible for the licensed characters.  The comics are the source material for all TMNT incarnations- so technically, that makes it cannon.

And if they can’t accept that, then they must admit that the logic behind their argument is flawed- you don’t get to say something is wrong because the “facts” say otherwise, then cherry-pick said “facts” because you don’t like all of them.

That being said, if someone does not like T-cest, then that is their choice and they do not have to read it or look at it’s art, that is their right, just as it is ours to enjoy T-cest.  (I personally HATE Raph/Mona Lisa with every fiber of my being but I don’t go around posting nasty comments on other people’s art if they happen to favor that pairing, I simply choose not to view that art and my life is much easier because of it.)

BTW all you LeoRai fans- Peter Laird (you know, co-creater of TMNT) says he is 100% AGAINST Turtle/Human relationships so stick THAT in your precious cannon and fire it off to where the sun don’t shine! >:-P
….Also, both Eastman and Laird really HATE Venus De Milo and have taken a solem vow that she will never EVER return again in any future incarnation of TMNT EVER, so yeah… No humans, and no female turtles, but they have never outright spoken against TCest. Since they OWN Tmnt, I think they have final say in what is cannon or not, so there!

P.S.  RAPH/DON FOREVER!!

I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS!!

(If you haven’t see the TMNT finale then don’t read this list)

  • Where’s April?
  • Where’s Karai?
  • Was that really Casey’s skull?!
  • How are turtles able to grow hair?!
  • How old exactly are the turtles?
  • How was ice cream kitty able to live in a hot desert all these years and not melt?
  • Where’s Slash?
  • Where’s Leatherhead?
  • Where’s Mona Lisa?
  • Where’s Shinigami?
  • Where’s Mondo Gecko?
  • Where’s Dr. Rockwell?
  • Where’s Muckman?
  • WHERE’S PIGEON PETE
  • So Leo never had a first kiss?
  • No Ramona babies?
  • Apriltello…?
  • ARE NONE OF MY SHIPS CANON IN THE FUTURE?!?!?!?!?
  • …did any of the turtles ever do it with a girl…?
  • What happened to all of the turtle villains who left to go live their lives like Fishface, Bebop, Rocksteady, and TigerClaw
  • How’s everyone is Usagi’s dimension?
  • What happened to the EPF and the Utrom Council?
  • Fugitoid!!! Where you at?!?
  • So remember those other turtles from the past that went to space with past Fugitoid in season 4? WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?!
  • What is the best thing Mikey has ever said to Renet?
  • Is Renet alive????
  • If Renet is alive in the future, but there’s no humans then how is Renet, who is a human, in the future?! Does this mean not all the humans are dead?!

Originally posted by freakyimagination

Even though I have all these questions, I still enjoyed the finale! It was not how I imagine TMNT to end, but they did a good job with this arc. I do hope Brandon or Ciro or anyone who worked on the show will answer these questions. Maybe some day…

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TMNT comic sneak peak sketches

  • First one “For the Love of Soup!” (ramona fluff)
  • Second one “Mom, Dad. How did you two fall in love?” (it would feature Myrling’s Irrilia) 
  • Last one…..”Chest Cups of Carnage!” <- (least likely to complete unless arm is twisted enough) so much compacted action happens DX

idk which one I should complete though. I want to hear what you think. :)  ?