Since it was mostly about food with me, I’m going to leave you guys with a recipe: Take one, self-absorbed, pretty boy Puerto Rican, add one long on attitude, short-on-experience black guy, then add two morons: one more stupid than the other. Mix together and let sit. Finally add one battle-scarred, haunted, formerly drunken Irish asshole who screws up his life like other people breathe. Blend all the ingredients together, turn on fire and hope for the best. Sounds like shit, doesn’t it? Well, brother, I’ve tasted it. I’ve eaten it up these last few years, it’s delicious.