mike mist

anonymous asked:

Are you a soda? Cause I'd Mount'n do you

Damn you gotta lot pep.See, you say you wanna mount and dew me
but I’ll crush you and it’ll be dr pepper you’ll have to see.
You’re barqing up the wrong tree
I bet you’re popular and fantastic really,
but you’re too fizzy for me.
Get on my level, I’m 7-up from you, you softy.
If this were a fight I’d punch you to hawaii
you’d be canned and it’d be soda depressing
You got sprite kid but you’re paying for this tab.
Kiss my aspartame, sierra you misted me.

*mike drop*