You guys seemed to like my last headcanons post, so I made some more! Let me know what you think!
Michael -Doesn’t believe in marriage, but is very much into the Gothic Wedding Aesthetic™ -Hates super vulgar/sexual talk (which Henrietta always uses) -He and Henrietta are literally always bickering about something and yet are somehow still best friends -As serious as he usually is, he can whine like a motherfucker when he’s especially annoyed -Can wear the hell out of a nice suit
Pete -Tried making his own bolo ties once - it did not go well -Accidentally died hair pink once and fortheloveofgoddontbringitup -Believes you have to watch/listen to something before hating it and consequently knows way too much about pop culture -Probably spends Sundays watching The Dog Whisperer in his pajamas -Is actually pretty chubby
Henrietta -Casually calls herself fat, but will probably disembowel you if you do it -“Gorillaz really isn’t that bad, you guys” -Hates selfie-addicts with a passion -Is a super picky eater -Gets jealous really easily (even over totally trivial things)
Firkle -Is 100% into edgy cemetery photoshoots -His parents thinks he still likes Barney (he never liked Barney) so his closet is stuffed with Barney merch -Wants to be a brooding drunk but is honestly such a lightweight it’s ridiculous -No matter where you’re meeting up, he’ll get there first -Is the best gamer in the group
Bonus: Mike “Vampir” Makowski -Actually enjoys vamp movies other than Twilight, unlike many of his followers -Became incredibly uncomfortable with the title “minions” after Despicable Me -“For the millionth time, I’m not gay!” -Is very gay but his peers are mean af so he keeps it lowkey -Called himself “Vampire Goth” once and the goths egged his house