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  • Cully: This Cup Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
  • Sid: *sniffles* I didn't even say one thing. And then she asked me the whole thing, and I didn't even do it once.
  • Phil: I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.
  • Flower: *hic* I'm gonna tell you that... that bitch over there *points at someone* I'm... I'm not gonna tell you that... I don't have to brag.
  • Geno: *giggles* bababooey. *snickers*
  • Dumo: turn the music down! *nonsensical rambling and offkey drunk singing*
  • Olli: *rambling off in rapid-fire Finnish*
  • Hainsey: *busts out laughing and then cough-hacks a little*
  • Sully: *dancing nonsensically to the beat*
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My New OTP List!

1. Richonne/ Rick Grimes & Michonne- The Walking Dead

Originally posted by rottencandy

2. Westallen/ Barry Allen & Iris West- The Flash

Originally posted by emmasfairytale

3. Bamon/ Bonnie Bennett & Damon Salvatore- The Vampire Diaries

Originally posted by bonneibennett

4. Sasil/ Hasil Farrell & Sally Ann Lewis- Outsiders

Originally posted by theleighway

5. Bawson/ Ginny Baker & Mike Lawson- Pitch

Originally posted by aromeofonesown

6. Beth & Randall Pearson- This Is Us

Originally posted by supagirl

7. Blip & Evelyn Sanders- Pitch

Originally posted by saviorswaan

8. Japril/ April Kepner-Avery & Jackson Avery- Grey’s Anatomy

Originally posted by kepners

9. Jafael/ Jane Villanueva & Rafael Solano- Jane The Virgin

Originally posted by jafaels

10. Amelia “Amy” Dubanowski & Jonah Simms- Superstore

Originally posted by kimkaswells

11. Michasher/ Asher Millstone & Michaela Pratt- How To Get Away With Murder

Originally posted by dorothylgale

12. PerSalle/ Christopher LaSalle & Sonja Percy- NCIS: New Orleans

Originally posted by mynonclicheblog

 13. Joadi/ John Silver & Madi Scott- Black Sails

Originally posted by alessa-10

14.  Linstead/Erin Lindsay & Jay Halstead- Chicago PD

Originally posted by maritza-pizza

15. Cookie & Lucious/ Loretha “Cookie” Lyon & Dwight “Lucious Lyon” Walker-Empire

Originally posted by giveme-yourattention

16. Claire Beauchamp Randall Fraser & Jamie Fraser- Outlander

Originally posted by sapphiresassenach

17. Andre & Rainbow Johnson- Black-ish

Originally posted by stuckinreversemode

18. Booth and Brennan/Seeley Booth & Temperance Brennan- Bones

Originally posted by theewanderingkind

19. Mike Ross & Rachel Zane- Suits

Originally posted by sensuous

20. Kev & V/ Kevin Ball & Veronica Fisher- Shameless (USA)

Originally posted by hernance

21. Jasam/ Jason & Sam Morgan- General Hospital

Originally posted by fyeahgh

22. Javery/ Avery Barkley & Juliette Barnes- Nashville

Originally posted by restyourhearteasy

23. Jonerys/ Daenerys Targaryen & Jon Snow - Game Of Thrones 

Originally posted by kafkaepiphany

My Classic OTPs:

1. Dwayne Wayne & Whitley Gilbert-Wayne- A Different World

Originally posted by onetwo-t

2. Brenda Barrett & Michael “Sonny” Corinthos- General Hospital

Originally posted by urbangurl24

3. Bensler/ Elliot Stabler & Olivia Benson- Law & Order SVU

Originally posted by afakepsychic

4. Cory Matthews & Topanga Lawrence Matthews- Boy Meets World

Originally posted by lovelight-london

5. Angela Moore & Shawn Hunter- Boy Meets World

Originally posted by wethotamerican

6. Fran Fine & Maxwell Sheffield- The Nanny

Originally posted by boothseeley

7. Mulder & Scully/ Fox Mulder & Dana Scully- The X-Files

Originally posted by startwreck

8. Jason Morgan & Robin Scorpio- General Hospital

I think one of the things I appreciate most about Brooklyn 99 is that it has an incredibly diverse cast (the NYPD is actually about 50% minorities, so it’s really nice to see a show that reflects that) AND even more importantly, there are at least two of every minority represented, so nobody has to be a token anything or be representative of their entire ‘group’.

Terry and Captain Holt are both black cops in positions of power, but they have very different leadership strategies and very different interests, hobbies, etc, none of which really hinge on them being ‘black’. Terry loves his children, Holt is not really big on kids. 

Latinas? The actress who plays Diaz was actually shocked she got the role after she heard Melissa Fumero got Santiago–“I thought, ‘That’s it. The network is not going to allow there to be two Latinas in one show,‘” Beatriz said. “I was so used to, ‘There’s only room for one.'” But there doesn’t have to be only one! Santiago and Diaz are literally polar opposite personalities. Diaz is brash and tough, Santiago is a huge authority-pleaser and plays by the book, etc. I believe they also canonically have different countries of origin which ~surprise surprise~, not all Latinx people come from the same place, so one token won’t cover everything!

Gay characters? Even the main gay couple in the cast (Holt and his husband) are both very different from each other, and his husband isn’t just there as like gay window dressing, he’s fleshed out as having his own interests and contributions to the relationship outside of just being ‘gay.’ He’s more of an academic/intellectual and isn’t interested in the whole cop scene, but loves his husband and still supports his career. Furthermore–both of them have been gay and happy married for years. 

Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta? Both Italian. (interestingly enough, both actors are Jewish irl as well) 

While not exactly a minority, even the classic workplace sitcom ‘old fat white guy that everybody makes fun of’ isn’t a one-off token either! Scully and Hitchcock, while very similar, STILL have key differences between them pointed out throughout the show.

I could keep going, but the point is that Brooklyn 99 does a fantastic job of avoiding lazy cultural stereotypes and really trying to build characters. And this is a deliberate move by the showrunners: “You don’t reduce people to one thing in the modern age. That’s our No 1 rule of writing.” 

Nobody has to be a token. Nobody has to be a stereotype. Racial and ethnic and other backgrounds aren’t punchlines, they’re just part of who people are. 

Pittsburgh Penguin Memes
  • Sid is part of most conspiracy theories for example he’s one of the lizard people running the world, he has a spot in the great doomsday bunker, he buried the treasure at oak island ect.
  • Every time someone asks Phil for a favor he’ll say “Well i’m a Stanley Cup Champion soooo…” 
  • Connor Sheary starts every story with “back in my day,”
  • Everyone does impressions of Mike Sullivan with really bad boston accents, it gets stronger every time Sullivan says he doesn’t have an accent.
  • Every time Sid does something good someone says “not like Connor McDavid though…” 
  • Matt Murray is trying to assassinate MAF. For instance if Murray walks up to talk to Flower someone will shout “WATCH OUT, FLOWER BEHIND YOU!” 
  • Everything Sid does is linked back to the number 87 a la conspiracy videos on youtube.
  • “Thunder Bay native Kris Letang!”
  • “Father, Son and Jaromir Jagr”
  • Whenever Phil does something good someone responds with “Amanda would have done it better/faster.” Phil agrees.
  • Saying “BoninoBoninoBoninoBoninoBoninoBoninoBoninoooooo” every time they address him.
  • Sidney Crosby’s dad is actually [insert random goaltender] bonus points if it’s a goaltender younger than him or around his age.
  • Whenever Geno does a really fast zone entry, all the players on the bench say “zoom zoom.” 
  • The penalty box is referred to as Sully’s office