mikalicious

Mikalicious ft. Mr. Endo and Foxy the Pirate Fox (based on the song Fergalicious by Fergie)

[Lead in]
4, 3, Fuck me sideways.
Listen up, Doll. I love ya to bits.
Damn murdered kids keep throwing these fits!

[Verse 1]
Mikalicious definition makes these robots loco.
Want to stuff me in a suit? Haha, yeah.. How about hell no.
Hearing Freddy fucking sing
I’m only doing this for the ring!
Mr. Endo’s always teasin.
The power comes and goes like seasons.

[Hook 1]
Mikalicous (ridiculous)
But I’m not an idiot.
Boss caring ‘bout the safety?
All that shit is ficticious.
He just wants cash (cha-ching!)
Yet only spares me six an hour.
Foxy be runnin’ down the hall
screaming out like bloody murder.
(4, 3, Fuck me sideways)

[Chorus]
So ridiculous (fuck me)
So ridiculous (Doll, I’ll live through it baby)
So ridiculous (Fucking Endo with all his memes)
I’m Mikalicious (fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck me, sideways)

[Verse 2 - Endo]
Endolicious def-,
Endolicious def-,
[Mike]
Fuck off Endo and go fix your voice box.

Mikalicious definition makes new Chica crazy.
She keeps calling me ‘senpai’ but I’m NOT A FKING FURRY
I’m the M, to the I, to the K, to the E
And I swear to fucking god
what happened to my battery!?

[Hook 2]
I’m Mikalicious (ridiculous)
Animatronics feelin nervous
‘Cause I am switching shifts.
Dead kids ain’t happy (*animatronic screech*)
But I’m just doing what I can
to survive this Freddy Fuckboy’s and get a ring on Doll’s hand.
(4, 3, Fuck me sideways)

[Chorus]
So ridiculous (fuck me)
So ridiculous (Doll, I’ll live through it baby)
So ridiculous (Fucking Endo with all his memes)
I’m Mikalicious (FOXY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??)

[Bridge]
Freddy, Chica, Bonnie,
if you want to get to me,
better get some patience
‘Cause you’ll never win, ya see?
You can chase me, chase me.
I’m going crazy, crazy.
Fuck don’t chase me, chase me.
Boss give me day-time shift please!

[Spelling, apparently]
R I, to the D, to the I C U L O U S. R I, to the D, to the I C U L O U S.

M I, K A, to the L I C I O U S. M I, K A, to the-, to the-, to the-, alright I’m gonna scream now.

[Rap - Mike]
All the time I turn around
robots gather ‘round.
Always jumping at me almost make me piss my fucking pants.
I just wanna say it now- I’m not gonna die in a giant fucking suit while I’m just tryin to scrape up some money for my Bae.
I guess I’m coming off as just a little bit desperate though I mean can you blame me? My brain’s fucked as shit.
What I’m tryin’ to tell, is that I really am not fucking well.
New Chica calls me fucking ‘senpai…’

[Hook 3]
Mikalicous (ridiculous)
But I’m not an idiot.
Boss caring ‘bout the safety?
All that shit is ficticious.
He just wants cash (cha-ching!)
Yet only spares me six and hour.
Foxy be runnin’ down the hall
screaming out like bloody murder.

(4, 3, Fuck me sideways)

I’m Mikalicious (ridiculous)
Animatronics feelin nervous
‘Cause I am switching shifts.
Dead kids ain’t happy (*animatronic screech*)
But I’m just doing what I can
to survive this Freddy Fuckboy’s and get a ring on Doll’s hand.

[Chorus]
So ridiculous ([foxy] aye, aye, aye, aye)
So ridiculous ([foxy] aye, aye, aye, aye)
So ridiculous ([foxy] aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Mikalicious (fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck me, sideways)
It’s just ridiculous ([foxy] aye, aye, aye, aye)
So ridiculous ([foxy] aye, aye, aye, aye)
So ridiculous ([foxy] aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Mikalicious (fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck me, sideways)

[More fucking spelling!]
R I, to the D, to the I C U L O U S. R I, to the D, to the I C U L O U S. R I, to the D, to the I C U L O U S. R I, to the D, to the-, to the-. (4, 3, Fuck me sideways)

M I, K A, to the L I C I O U S. M I, K A, to the L I C I O U S. M I, K A, to the-, to the-, to the-. (4, 3, Fuck me sideways)

R I, to the D, to the I C U L O U S. R I, to the D, to the I C U L O U S. R I, to the D, to the I C U L O U S. R I, to the D, to the 4, 3, Fuck me sideways

M I, K A, to the L I C I O U S. M I, K A, to the L I C I O U S. M I, K A, to the-, to the-, to the-, to the-, to the-.


((based on @rebornica’s FNAF universe and interpretation of Mike Schmidt))