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How I see kpop groups and their traits

Exo: referred to as gods by the future generation; they could release an album full of high pitched screaming and still would make the best selling kpop album; china line who?; we are 1 what?; korean members with chinese stage names; don’t let the satan near you; yehet, kkaebsong; give Sehun lines

Bts: from nowhere to everywhere; hyperactive kids making good music; kids with mental health issues doing vanalism; they look at you - you faint;  shit down, beach - bitch?, ikskjuz miii; zoo; give Jin lines

Ikon: B.I, Bobby and friends; favoritism by yg; “the next bigbang”, but yg seems to forget about them so does the crowd; being hyped up then ending up disappointed; capable of doing good music but refuses to; give chanwoo lines

Got7: no mvs in the future just videos of them dabbing; b side tracks always better than the titles; acrobatics until their neck breaks; not so creative fandom name; bamx2 is big; jaCSon, hard carry by Monsta x

Winner: searching for them - error404: nowhere to be found; somewhere in the yg building; Taehyun had enough shit, wants his own band, searching for members through tumblr; capable of being unique, yg aint letting them; let them break out   

Day6: now 5live, nope, day8, members: sungjin, wonpil, dowoon, youngk, jae, chicken little, brian, younghyun; the one who has a stage name but seems like everyone is forgetting about it; dancing king; hashtag king; let dowoon sing

Astro: too much sugar in my eyes i can’t see; too pure for you; won’t ever do other than cute concepts;  michael jackson; giant maknae; voice cracks for life; new generation of flower boys

Seventeen: too many; pledis has a thing for girly boys; pledis’ only income; leg breaking choreos; adore u remakes as title tracks; no dark concepts in the future; sebeuntin; carrots, mounteen; slipping here and there; dino nugu aegi; thughao, 10:10; divaboo; noone looks like suga; jeongcheol, meanie; give china line lines

Vixx: concept kings but kinda ran out of concepts; oldschool kpop feel; from vixx ravi to solo ravi - full upgrade; one of the prettiest fandom names; endless leader bullying; serial killer; let the maknae line sing

Shinee: going strong since 2008; people seem to pay less attention to them; taemin upgraded; weird fashion taste - key; cola cola; don’t sleep on them

Infinite: dope intros - give you chills; old kpop sound, unique sound; scorpion dance, live singing + synchronized choreos; dinosaur who’s laugh can be heard without a mic; endless leader and maknae bullying; saved woollim; give sungyeol and sungjong lines

Monsta x: future strippers; stuck between hiphop and sexy concepts; wtf is going on here mvs, gay mvs; cringiest fandom name; weird noises by the rapper; damn daniel; how to learn hungarian by changkyun; abs, memes; ten years later: waiting for their first win; mosta x, moista x, monster x;  give hyungwon lines; 

Bigbang: legends; noone can dance, too lazy to dance; fashionistas; min hyorin; yg = bigbang

B.a.p: started to rise - shit happened - nobody cares about them anymore; getting killed or killing others in mvs; unappreciated dancers and rappers; high notes for life; actual meaningful lyrics

Block b: zico and the boys; biggest weirdos of them all; no friendship just business; give jaehyo lines

Nct: taeyong and the boys; pouring salt at the wounds; mess of a noise music; rotating as much that i can already see the tornado; dozens of units; horrible fashion; unnecessary ps; damn hoverboard skills; great vocals being hidden; johnny somehow managed to get out; let hansol free; give lines to everyone

Pentagon: putting them through an unnecessary scripted survival show to make people foget about some disbanded groups (4minute); sm and yg let some gems slip out from their hands, at least they are not in the dungeon; giants and dwarfs; ugly crying; lame jokes; ultrasound screams; nudity; wooyu; yutoda; give shinwon lines

Btob: being forgotten by cube; weird, extra; slowly turning into a ballad group; is minhyuk a rapper?; give peniel lines

Beast: what is happening with u cube? shit happened; new name - bea5t?;  lost their spirit after shit happned; great lives 

Suju: waiting for ot15; shit still happening; growing out of kpop; concepts don’t match their age; still waiting for kibum; don’t forget about zhoumi & henry; diaries of a married man; being succesful in the military

Nu’est: best debut song ever; had the most potential as a rookie group; pledis messed up; now they’re popular anywhere besides korea; getting worse and worse title songs; aesthetic mvs; creative fandom name; again pledis has a thing for girly boys

Ft Island: hongki and the others; awesome dope music (let’s not count puppy here); people don’t appreciate quality music anymore; this gem is lost in the ocean of cute, badass & hiphop concepts; pretty fandom name

Cnblue: another gem; better japanese releases; boring new songs because they have to fit into the kpop standard; yonghwa’s unique teeth; visuals; let the others sing

SF9: another group coming from a survival show; covering their seniors’ songs so they can’t even recognize them; thumbs up for the K.O choreography; don’t go with them to amusement parks; deep af voice maknae; park jimin 2.0; hwiyoung got them lines in roar

KNK: a bunch of idiots - literally; tall af; models af; old school kpop feels; if you hear someone laugh hysterically from afar it’s probably them; falling dramatically to the floor while doing so; choking sounds; don’t let them feed you; horlolololo; astro x knk; bullying sanha

2PM: definition of men; hella hot bodies; starting to be unknown; when was their latest first win?; manly concepts; awesome vocals; the rap is still meh; go crazy is a jam y’all; great actors

U-Kiss: so many member changes; lit songs, but not getting appreciation; don’t complain about your faves not getting 1st place like 2 months after debut - it took for them years; the first kpop fathers; they need a comeback soon

B1A4: great vocals again; don’t let them being forgotten; cnu just rocks the short hair admit it; baby i’m sorry is one of the best kpop songs; but great ballads as well

Teen top: they need to go back to their previous style; cap rocking them tattoos; hilariously funny group - watch their weekly idol; promoting as five now - anticipate their comeback

Everyone please note that i dont mean to offend neither the groups neither the fans. its just for fun and me being 100% sarcastic by these statements. i love and respect these groups with all my heart!
sorry, its a bit long.

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</❤️/_-*-°oO (( S A K U Y A )) Oo°-*-_\❤️\>

SAKUYA -
MY YANDERE
MY HUSBANDO

LOVE OF MY LIFE,

<~❤️~❤️~❤️~ H A P P Y   B I R T H D A Y !!! 8( >//////<)8 ~❤️~❤️~❤️~>

YIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY, HONEY <3
so the whole day is dedicated to  Y O U !! (b *////*)b~
I wish you the best,
happiness, cheerfulness, sunny days, a lot of time to spend with your friends, every CD you wanna hear, as much as Okonomiyakis you can eat, CAKE, …. everything you dearly wish for ;w;) <3 !!

I love your dorkiness, your yandereness, your hair, DAT CURL, your eyes, your cheekiness and also your vulnerable heart… <3
Idk I could list endless why I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, kiisssuuusssss ! >3>
but now WE GOTTA CELEBRATE SAKUYA’S BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ❤️
How about we use foxy-Tsubakyun(-plush) as a pinata ( ᐛ )ᕗ? ~ so he can beat him as many times as he adores <3
lol, that’d be funny imo x'DD notforTsubakyunbuthegottamakeanexception >v>)~~~ höhöhööh :M  PINATAKYUN !

so, for tonight I drew these 7 Sakkuns >w>)!
the main Sakuya, the Yandere, the Maid, the Valentine, the SleepyLifeOfServamp-one, le child and SummerSakkun *-* ! <3
ahahha….I actually wanted to draw much more but DINA4 is not big enough :‘DD
Which one is your favoooo ? ~ nice to know.
I tend to like the Yandere one the most ( ᐛ )❤️ but I also like the main one, and SummerSakkun…  whatamIevensayingIlikeeverysakkunduh.

But I also have a digi drawing which I’ll submit (much?) later c: !

HOPE U LIKE THIS ONE >//^//>) !!

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Cathedral, Covington, Kentucky - Swooping View by William McLaughlin

Bilkent Üniversitesi'nin burssuz tayfası gerizekalı. Nörolojik bir terim olarak gerizekalı, küfür olan değil. Bir keresinde tam bizim koridordan çıkarken sevgi kelebeği gibi bir kız geldi yanımıza. “Meraba arkadaşlaaaar İngiliz Dili Edebiyatı di miii?” diye sordu. “Evet” dedik. “Kaçıncı sınıf” dedi. “Dört” dedik. “A süper ben Bilkent'ten Bıdı Bıdı, benim sizin bölümden birkaç arkadaşla röportaj yapmam lazım sizle de yapabilir miyim” dedi. “Olur” dedik. “Yalnız İngilizce olacak röportaj, İngilizceniz var değil mi” dedi. Biz kıza baktık, kız bize baktı. Biz kıza baktık, kız bize baktı. “Biz gidelim o zaman” dedik ve uzaklaştık.

Gerizekalı olduğu için değil de, İngilizcemiz yok diye uzaklaştığımızı sanmadıysa Arsenal şampiyon.

anonymous asked:

WAIT YOOOO I KNOW THAT PREV ANON SAID ABOUT THE DRUNK TAKUMI AND STUFF AND I REMEMBER READING A PROMPT OF DRUNK TAKUMI,, BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DRUNK CORRIN TO TAKUMI???

You mean like this? 


As soon as Takumi heard her voice, he knew something was up. It was too bubby. Too loud. And the way she sounded out his name, drawing out the syllables, cooing at him, was too strange. It made him whirl and take in the warm flush on her cheeks.

“Ta-ku-miii!” Corrin drawled, skipping up to him. Her eyes glistened, her smile sloppy and bright. “I found you!”

Takumi almost recoiled as the heavy stench of alcohol filled his nose. She teetered on her feet, bouncing up on her toes as if to shorten the distance between them.

“You’re drunk.” Not a question, a statement. It was too obvious to be anything else.

Corrin cocked her head cutely, the smile not wavering on her face. “No,” she puffed, then laughed. “I missed you.”

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