i was looking at the OPTS card database and i’m absolutely creasing at some of these automatic translations courtesy of google

ah….my favourite villain…..Sandy…….

i would hope mihawk is able to perform such a basic human function

yes law!!! you must take care me!!! he’s SO EAGER

big shock for marimo…what spooked him….

body pain….same jinbe….

captain of the wand….is law a wizard….

“DROP THE MAGIC PHASE, HAWKINS”
hawkins, angrily manifesting voodoo dolls: “IT’S NOT A PHASE!!”

we all want to think that zoro got that scar over his eye because he had some badass battle or something but honestly he probably got it because he walked into a tree branch during the 4 weeks it took for him to find mihawk for a training session at the front of the castle

One piece thread #1  Most badass

Not in a speacial order. Just for fun, don’t take it too serioulsy. 

-ROGER 

Let’s go ruin the world babay 

He uses Shanks for cleaning his clothes. 

Fucks the game just by smiling. 

Everyone talk of him even 20 years after his death. 


-NEWGATE 

Because 1 or 2 children is too mainstream 

Die standing because he even fuck Satan

One punch and you will cry your mama 

Even Shanks was not really okay when he met him.


-SHANKS 

Random walk in a war in short pants and sandales

Even Sengoku and Akainu shut their mouth when he speaks 

Eat the badass badass fruit. 

Mess with Kaido sometimes. And just after, stop a war. 


-MIHAWK

Could kill Shanks but nah he is too stupid for him

too great to be associated to a armless carrot

Nearly kill zoro with a butter knife.

Destroys ships when he gets bored.


-KAIDO 

Eats supernovas and admirals for breakfast

Likes to jump 10 000m because why not

Use Eustass Kidd has is mascot


-TEACH

Steal others devil fruit because one is too mainstream

Eats Whitebeard commander for breakfast


-AKAINU

Eats Ace for breakfast

Eats Newgate at lunch time

Likes to destroy Akainu leg when he is bored 


-BIGMOM

Thousand of children because 1 is still too mainstream

Eats even human

Marrying his children just so she can have more wedding cakes.


-GARP

Will fuck Akainu during his sleeps

Best grandfather ever

Every body find him stupid

Name his son Dragon.


-MARCO

Because being a simple bird is too mainstream

Will eat Teach with barbecue sauce

Looks like a pineapple but Shanks still wants to fuck him.


-FUJITORA

Can clean your room in 5 seconds

This world is shit, don’t wanna be a part of it

Fuck you Akainu


-LAW

Cuts mountains in two because he can.

Likes to steal others heart. 

He also steal my heart. 


Enough for today !

anonymous asked:

how do mihawk, zoro, shanks, sabo, ace, luffy and corazon react when their parnet want to cuddle? sorry n_nU

nothing to be sorry about dearie ^^

Luffy

  • (he being ponyo) He pounces on them and wraps his arms around him in a suffocating hug! Cuddles are nice, but they won’t last long bc he’s too hyper to stay in place for so long

Corazon

  • If he’s near anyone else he’ll be like :|||||, but if you’re both alone he’s like :)))))


Ace

  • The second you bring it up he tackles tf out of you, he’s ready anytime anywhere


Sabo

  • He’s more then willing to oblige! He loves cuddles!! as long as all his work is done

Shanks

  • If you just ask him it may take a second! He’ll want to finish his drink or talk to someone real quick. If you take action he’s up for it! And maybe some other things too (wink wonk)

Zoro & Mihawk

  • At first he’s like ‘ehhh’ and doesn’t snuggle back. He’ll feel like a rock wrapped around you. Though once you’re asleep (or he thinks you are) He holds you closer