So, it’s Walt’s birthday (ok maybe one day after his birthday) and guess who decided to colour coordinate for the occasion? Jesse! You’re so thoughtful. He’s actually coordinated two colours here: purple and dijon (yes I’m calling that #dijon). This is kind of his best ever effort at coordination. It’s like heather-on-plaid-on-heather and that plaid shirt ties all the colours together. Like, this takes thought. It’s sort of like he started seriously trialing plaid around #149 Sherpa Derp and has finally figured it out. Bless.
This is one of those Jesse’s true nature moments. Walt drops his birthday hard and J goes out and gets him a mighty fine gift. Like, a super fine fancy watch. Wow. What has Walt ever given you? Like, seriously, ever? NOTHING. He didn’t even offer you a shower after you were covered in shit that time. But, Walt’s been sweet talking with his highly manipulative words. He orchestrated and then consoled him after the Roomba Incident™ and later navigated him away from Andrea as though he were giving him great, fatherly advice. DICK.
Date a boy who would dedicate his life to you
Date a boy who is always there for you
Date a boy who supports you
Date a boy who believes that you can achieve anything you set your mind too
Date a boy who loves dogs
Date a boy who won gold in the Grand Prix Five years in a row
Date Victor Nikiforov
i think phil is jogging and going to a gym because he realizes how much weight he has gained. i mean it is pretty noticeable in his chest and stomach. i mean i don't think it flatters him, dan is taller so he can gain more weight and it looks fine but phil, he is like losing any appeal - i mean i am sure dan notices...
NO BITCH PHIL LOOKS MIGHTY FUCKING FINE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE HAS AGED LIKE FINE WINE LET ME TELL YOU! THIS WHITE MAN HAS AGED A LOT BETTER THAN EXPECTED! HE IS NOT BALD YET! HIS BODY IS DIVINE! HIS BRAIN IS A SAFE! HIS BODY A TEMPLE! DAN IS ONLY ONE OR TWO INCHES TALLER! THEY ARE BOTH BEAUTIFUL! SHUT UP! SHUUUTTT UPP! THEY DONT NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT THEY ARE ONLY WORKING OUT TO KEEP IN BETTER SHAPE BECAUSE TATINOF MADE THEM WORK THEIR ASSES OFF AND THEY WILL LOSE THEIR YOUTHFUL VIGOR IF THEY DO OTHERWISE! DONT EVEN TALK TO ME!