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Jesús Barrero, remarkable Latin american voice actor dies at 58.

This is a very sad day for me and for every Spanish speaking anime fan. The legendary Mexican voice actor Jesús Barrero has lost his battle against cancer. He was one of the most beloved and respected Latin american voice actors and he voiced some memorable characters from anime, TV and movies, including:

  • Koji Kabuto in Mazinger Z
  • Jan Kugo (Galáctico) in SF Saiyuki Starzinger
  • Pegasus Seiya in Saint Seiya
  • Yamcha in Dragon Ball series
  • Rick Hunter in Robotech
  • Nube in Hell Teacher Nube
  • Taro Misaki (Tom Misaki) in Captain Tsubasa
  • Jason the Red Ranger in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
  • Kogure Kiminobu in Slam Dunk
  • Luke Skywalker in Star Wars episode IV to VI
  • Rex in Toy Story series

Jesús Barrero, descansa en paz.

Heeeey, Heey Baby! (Hu, Ha!)

I felt like you deserved to read something funny again as I’ve only been writing angst and porn lately. If you don’t know the Hey Baby song by DJ Otzi yet…I don’t even know what to say. It’s iconic. Go listen.


Draco was sleeping. Deeply. Blissfully. He was warm and content. Comfortable. 

Unfortunately, he was also very unwillingly waking up. His mind was slowly becoming more and more aware of the faint tap followed by an even softer plop that sounded against his window every now and then.

He opened his eyes. An even louder tap sounded against the window accompanied by the sound of two muffled male voices coming from somewhere below the balcony. The owners of the voices obviously thought they were being quiet judging by the stage whisper quality of the sound. Whispers my ass, Draco huffed. They would wake a basilisk from its sleep.

He got out of the warm embrace of the bed and grumpily put on his nightgown. If it was that village drunkard with his equally inebriated friend again, he swore he’ll be calling the Aurors on them. Enough was enough.

He strode to the balcony door, opened it and stepped out into the warm summer night air.

‘’What in Merlin’s mighty melon sized balls is goin – ‘’

He stopped mid his own stage whispered yell as his gaze fell to a very tall, very red haired man who was only staying upright because he was supported by a very familiar black haired, brown skinned, bespectacled idiot. Said idiot was simultaneously holding the stumbling redhead in place and trying to pick up another stone from the ground. Presumably to throw it at the window again.

Draco sighed heavily as he leaned against the railing defeated. There will be no need to call the Aurors; two of them were already here and if the law was to be acknowledged they’d have to arrest themselves.

‘’What the hell are you two doing under the bloody balcony in the middle of the night?’’

Instead of getting a comprehensive response, Harry upon noticing him shook Ron wildly and pointed in Draco’s direction whispering ‘’Ohmigod, Ron. He’s here.’’ His eyes were wide and his outstretched hand unsteady. Draco opened his mouth to say something, but before he could get anything out, he heard Potter mutter ‘one two three’ under his breath waving his hand downwards on the count of three as he puffed hi chests out, opened his mouth and practically screamed ‘’HEEEEY, HEEY BABY!’’

‘’HU, HA!’’ Weasley helpfully bellowed. Apparently, he was taking over the role of a backup singer.

Draco was taking over the role of a martyr.

‘’I WANNA KNOOOOOOOW IF YOU’D BE MY GIRL.’’ There, Harry stopped abruptly looking confused. He turned to Ron, who was still singing ‘hu, ha’ under his breath and shouted ‘’NO!’’ directly at his face.

Weasley made a face ‘’Wha-?’’

Wide eyed and disappointed Harry responded ‘’Rooon! ‘S wrong, the song. He’s not a girl! Ohmigod, you think he’ll hate me now?’’ He looked on the verge of tears. ‘’I don’t want ‘im to be my girl Ron. I want ‘im to be my boyfriend.’’

Draco wondered exactly how many gallons of beer accompanied by stronger shots were needed to bring them both to this state.

‘’Potter!’’ he shouted. ‘’I’m right here and I can literally hear every word you say!’’ Harry’s eyes widened even more while Weasley continued looking completely unfazed. In fact, Draco was contemplating whether Weasley had even noticed him yet.

In that exact moment Ron’s mouth fell wide open and he looked like something really brilliant dawned on him. Draco feared for what was coming next.

‘’Haaaary! I fixed it! I fixed it!’’ he looked so happy Draco couldn’t even begrudge him what came next. Ron tilted his head upwards and started singing at the top of his voice ‘’HEEEEEY, HEEY BABY!’’

‘’HU, HA’’ Harry said with such vigour he swayed dangerously.

‘’I WANNA KNOOOOOOOW IF YOU’D BE MY BOY?!’’ He turned to Harry presumably in hopes of him recognizing his brilliance.

He wasn’t disappointed; Harry’s mouth fell open and he gasped in awe ‘’Ohhhh! Ronnn! You fixed it!’’ They then looked at each other knowingly and turned to face Draco in unison.

Uh, oh.

‘’HEEEEY, HEEY BABY!’’

‘’HU!

‘’HA!’’

‘’I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOW IF YOU’D BE MY BOOOOY?!’’

Then they suddenly stopped. Apparently the song either ended there or they didn’t know the rest of the lyrics.

Or neither of the above, Draco realized as he noticed Harry looking up at him full of endearing hope smiling expectantly and quite clearly awaiting an answer. Oh dear Merlin, he was wooing him.

Draco’s head dropped onto his forearms resting on the railing. There was some scuffling below him and he heard Potter demand quietly ‘give ‘em to me’. He raised his head and behold: In his hands, Potter was clutching what had to be the ugliest most unfortunately rumpled bouquet Draco had ever seen in his life. In fact, it looked very much like lettuce with a few giant roses included in the mess.  

Draco narrowed his eyes. Those roses looked suspiciously familiar.

‘’Harry…’’ he said with wariness in his voice, ‘’where are those roses from?’’

A dark hand carefully pointed in the direction of the neighbour garden. Draco’s regard followed the line of the pointing finger towards the exact rosebush he most feared the flowers came from. The bush was all bent and rumpled. It looked exactly as if two grown men had just fallen into it. Draco closed his eyes and counted to ten.

‘’Harry,’’ he said as calmly as possible, ‘’you do realise those are Mrs Prickletosh’s roses?’’ there was a definite strain in his voice. ‘’You know, the lady who talks to her rose bushes as if they were her only love in the world and has actually hexed children for smelling them.’’

Harry’s eyes went wide with fear and he looked around wildly while Weasley stilled completely as if smelling trouble.

Potter looked up at him and with a tremor in his voice softly said ‘’Oh shit. Your neighbour is Mrs Prickletosh too?’’

‘’Bloody hell!’’ Draco shouted throwing his arms in the air not even caring who heard anymore. ‘’POTTER! YOU FUCKING LIVE HERE!’’ Harry’s jaw dropped open as Draco continued ‘’We’ve been together for years, you tit.’’

Harry just stood there for a second, jaw open and tears of wonder in his eyes, then he grabbed an extremely confused Ron around his midriff, lay his head on his chest and proceeded to sob into it. ‘’Ohmigod, Ron. He already is my boyfriend. He already loves me.’’

Draco rubbed at his temples tiredly, but he couldn’t deny that his heart skipped a beat at Harry’s mention of love. Love him he did. Stupidly, unexpectedly, preposterously and – unconditionally.

Harry was still sobbing into Ron’s chest as Weasley awkwardly patted his back muttering something like ‘why you crying ‘bout love, mate’.

Draco ‘s lips cured up into a warm smile.

‘’For Merlin’s sake, get your two sorry asses inside, you tossers.’’

anonymous asked:

So I have some zora OCs and I'm trying to decide on what their favorite BoTW dish would be. ((I hc that zoras are mostly carnivores (but can eat certain non meats like dogs (which are also mostly carnivore) for example), feasting primarily on fish and other seafoods. Though they have the ability to eat fish raw, I'd like to think some choose to cook if they wanted.)) anyway can you help me out by giving me a list of BoTW recipes w/ fish or some other type of seafood in it? Thanks!

Since I don’t have the game, I did a little research! After a long time compiling, here is the list of seafood/fish and their dishes <: (some have the same name but different ingredients)

Fish/Seafood:

Armored Carp

Armored Porgy

Bright-eyed Crab

Chillfin Trout

Hearty Bass

Hearty Blueshell Snail

Hearty Salmon

Hyrule Bass

Ironshell Crab

Mighty Carp

Mighty Porgy

Razorclaw Crab

Sizzlefin Trout

Snake Carp

Sneaky River Snail

Staminoka Bass

Stealthfin Trout

Voltfin Trout

Dishes:

Porgy Meunière - Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter, Armored Porgy, Mighty Porgy x2

Seafood Paella - Hylian Rice, Goat Butter, Rock Salt, Mighty Porgy, Hearty Blueshell, Snail

Fish Skewer - Hyrule Bass

Fish & Mushroom Skewer - Hylian Shroom, Hyrule Bass

Steamed Fish - Hyrule Herb, Hyrule Bass

Salt-Grilled Fish - Rock Salt, Hyrule Bass

Seafood Rice Balls - Hylian Rice, Hyrule Bass

Roasted Bass - Hyrule Bass

Energizing Seafood Skewer - Bright-eyed Crab x5

Energizing Fish and Mushroom Skewer - Stamella Shroom,
Hyrule Bass

Energizing Fish Skewer - Fresh fish

Energizing Fish Skewer - Staminoka Bass

Energizing Seafood Rice Balls - Stamella Shroom, Staminoka Bass,
Hylian Rice

Spicy Meat and Seafood Fry - Hyrule Bass, Raw Meat, Spicy Pepper

Spicy Pepper Seafood - Hyrule Bass, Spicy Pepper

Chilly Steamed Fish - Hylian Shroom, Cool Safflina, Hyrule Bass

Electro Fruit and Mushroom Mix - Voltfruit x4, Zapshroom

Electro Meat and Seafood Fry - Voltfin Trout x3, Raw Meat x2

Hasty Fish and Mushroom Skewer - Fleet-Lotus, Seeds, Hylian Shroom
Hyrule Bass

Hearty Clam Chowder - Fresh Milk, Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter, Hearty Blueshell, Snail

Hearty Seafood Rice Balls - Fresh Milk, Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter, Hearty Blueshell, Snail

Hearty Seafood Rice Balls - Hylian Rice, Hearty Salmon x4

Hearty Seafood Skewer - Hearty Blueshell, Snail

Hearty Salmon Meuniére - Hearty Salmon, Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter

Hearty Steamed Fish - Palm Fruit x2, Hearty Radish x2, Hyrule Bass

Hearty Steamed Fish - Hearty Blueshell, Snail, Big Hearty Radish, Hearty Truffle

Hearty Steamed Fish - Hearty Durian x2, Big Hearty Radish, Hearty Blueshell, Snail x2

Hearty Seafood Fried Rice - Hylian Rice, Rock Salt, Hearty Blueshell, Snail x2

Hearty Gourmet Meat and Seafood Fry - Hearty Durian, Big Hearty Radish, Raw Gourmet Meat, Hearty Bass, Hearty Blueshell, Snail

Hearty Fish Skewer - Hearty Bass

Tough Fish and Mushroom Skewer - Hylian Shroom, Armored Carp

Tough Seafood Skewer - Ironshell Crab x5

Tough Porgy Meunière - Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter, Armored Porgy x3

Tough Fried Wild Greens - Armoranth, Fortified Pumpkin, Ironshroom, Armored Carp, Ironshell Crab

Tough Prime Meat and Seafood Fry - Ironshroom, Armoranth, Raw Prime Meat, Armored Porgy, Ironshell Crab

Tough Meat-Stuffed Pumpkin - Ironshroom, Armoranth, Fortified Pumpkin, Raw Prime Meat, Ironshell Crab

Mighty Crab Risotto - Hylian Rice, Goat Butter, Rock Salt, Razorclaw Crab

Mighty Crab Stir-Fry - Razorclaw Crab, Goron Spice

Mighty Porgy Meunière - Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter, Mighty Porgy x3

Mighty Seafood Skewer - Bird Egg, Razorclaw Crab

Mighty Seafood Skewer - Mighty Bananas, Mighty Thistle, Mighty Carp,
Razorclaw Crab

Mighty Steamed Fish - Bird Egg, Hyrule Herb, Razorclaw Crab

Mighty Seafood Rice Balls - Hylian Rice, Razorclaw Crab x4

Mighty Meat and Seafood Fry - Mighty Bananas x3, Mighty Carp, Raw Meat

Mighty Prime Meat and Seafood Fry - Mighty Bananas, Mighty Thistle, Raw Prime Meat, Mighty Porgy, Razorclaw Crab

Mighty Meaty Rice Balls - Mighty Bananas, Mighty Thistle, Raw Prime Meat, Mighty Porgy, Hylian Rice

Sneaky Seafood Skewer - Sneaky River Snail

Sneaky Seafood Meuniere - Sneaky River Snail, Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter, Fresh Milk

Sneaky Steamed Fish - Silent Shroom, Blue Nightshade, Sneaky River Snail

Sneaky Steamed Fish - Silent Princess, Silent Shroom x2, Sneaky River Snail x2


I hope this helped you decide! ^^